Non Veg Joke No. 7

It is mandadory for all politicians to declare their assets before elections. Now there is a huge hue and cry in the media about corruption in the judiciary. There is a big demand for all judges being asked to declare their assets. While the Chief Justice of India has opposed this, some other judges have no issues in declaring their assets.

The Poor Jokes team has identified a celebrity who has been toeing this line for a number of years now. She has been declaring her assets for ages.

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Santa Banta SMS Joke Series No 12

PoorJokes.in presents to its readers a 100 Percent Original Santa Banta SMS Joke: Arz Hai,,,,

Santa Singh to his Servant, " Tera Naam Kya Hai?
Servant, " Rameshwar"
Santa, " Khotte ke Puttar, Aaj Se tera naam , Vivek Hai"
Servant, " Kyu Mai Baap?"
Santa, " Daddy ne Kaha Hai Vivek Se kaam liya karo"

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Santa Banta Forwards

Each Friday night after work, Santa Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of His neighbors were strict Catholics .. and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass ... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, ''You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic."

Santas neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Santa Holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you was born a chicken, and you was born a lamb, you were raised a chicken, and you were raised a lamb but now Yara!!!, you are a Potato and Tomato "!

Santa Banta SMS Joke Series No 13

SANTA BANTA SMS JOKE
Received this one via sms from one of our followers.It is a real classic joke.
PS: You may join our sms list for getting hilarious jokes by clicking HERE. Here goes the Joke:

Sardaro ke Beech Fight ho rahi this
1 Sardar: Saale main tere Kapde Phad ke tujhe Nanga Kar doonga
2nd Sardar:" Oye Serious Ladaai mai Romantic Baatein mat kara kar"
:-P

Character Count:165

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Corporate Communication Joke

Engineer to Team Leader :

"We can't do this proposed project. It will involve a major design change and no one in our team knows the design of this system. And above that, nobody in our company knows the formulation in which this application has been written. So even if somebody wants to work on it, they can't. If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never take these types of projects."

Team Leader to Project Manager:

"This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don't have any staff who has experience in this type of work. Also, the language is unfamiliar to us, so we will have to arrange for some training if we take this project. In my personal opinion, we are not ready to take on a project of this nature

Project Manager to General Manager:

"This project involves a design change in the system and we don't have much experience in that area. Also, not many people in our company are appropriately trained for it. In my personal opinion, we might be able to do the project but we would need more time than usual to complete it."

General Manager to Vice President :

"This project involves design re-engineering. We have some people who have worked in this area and others who know the implementation language. So
they can train other people. In my personal opinion we should take this project, but with caution."

Vice President to CEO :

"This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities in remodelling the design of a complete legacy system. We have all the necessary skills and people to execute this project successfully. Some people have already given in house training in this area to other staff members. In my personal opinion, we should not let this project slip by us under any circumstances."

CEO to Client :

"This is the type of project in which our company specializes. We have executed many projects of the same nature for many large clients. Trust me when I say that we are the most competent firm in the industry for doing this kind of work. It is my personal opinion that we can execute this project successfully and well within the given time frame.

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Ultimate PJ Puzzle

Here is another puzzle for our fans. Please leave your answers as comments.

Question:- Can you name a popular indi-pop song that links the following people?

Joginder Sharma

(the man who bowled the last over in the 2007 T20 World Cup)

The Great Khali

(WWE Wrestler)

Yogita Bali

(Bollywood leading lady of yesteryear and Mithun Chakravorty's wife)

SMS Poor Joke Series No 11

India has so many states, but strangely, all rich people of India live in just one state. Can you name the state which has all the rich people of India?
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Nahi pata??
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Cant think??
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Its easy yaar...

Assam!!!

Why?
Because in India we taunt about all rich people as ," Bada hi maal waala Aasami hai"

SMS Friendly Version : (Just copy and paste)
Which is the richest state of India?
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Assam: Because In India we taunt to the rich, " Bahut Maal wala Aasami Hai"
Character Count : 119

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Swine Flu Poor Joke

Here is our latest joke dedicated to Swine Flu which is rampant across the world. Poorjokes.in urges all its members to stay clean and wash hands with Dettol after going to the Loo and reading any content published on this website.

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Santa Banta SMS Joke No. 5

Here is our latest 100 percent original Santa Banta SMS.

Santa Singh ke chote bhai Banta singh ko Cricket par satta khelne ki aadat thi.
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Batao Uska Naam kya tha?
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Nahi Pata?
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His name was "Match Fix-Singh"

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Our 1st Anniversary !!

We would like to solemnly inform all our readers that www.poorjokes.in has completed one year in the blogging world.

On this aweful day,we would like to extend condolence for all readers who have been mentally tortured and regularly taken into virtual coma after getting exposed to high intensity, mind piercing, brain damaging PJs.

Let us pray for the grayed hair, chewed nails, torn clothes, broken monitors, crashed hard-disks and shattered spectacles of our readers. This is what inspires our Gareeb Jokes (Poor Jokes) team churn out deadly Poor Jokes and SMSes day in and day out from our half bald heads.

Amen.

To commemorate this ignominous occasion, we present to you our Top 10 posts in the last 365 days..

1. Rakhi Ka Swayamvar

2. Politicians Playing Cricket

3. Manmohan Meets Gilani

4. SMS Sher-o Shayari (Kabhi kabhi Mere Dil Mein..)

5. Mythological PJs

6. A Brief Joke

7. Shahrukh Khan Joke

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9. Santa Banta on Christmas

10. IPL Ka Baap.. IKL

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Bhayankar PJ

Please dont get angry at us, after reading this Bhayankar Poor Joke.

Deepika was a poor girl who lived in a lonely Mumbai suburb and was about to give an interview tomorrow. The only means to commute from the suburb was the daily 7:30 AM Bus. She was all set for the interview next morning.
When she reached the Bus Stop, she found that the Bus had already left.She began to panic. The interview would decide the destiny of her life. She had to reach there at all costs. Suddenly an idea struck her mind!!!
She immediately sat on her mobile and Vrrroooommm she went on her mobile!!
How did this happen?? How could a mobile carry her to places???
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Simple Yaar..
She had a BSNL SIM card.
And you must have heard its punch line
"BSNL, BEST hai mere liye"

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What happens when Politician Play Cricket !

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Bhayankar Funny SMS Joke

गाय हमारी माता है.. आगे कुछ नहीं आता है..
Here is a really Bhayankar PJ cum Funny SMS Joke sent to us by an unknown number. <

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What would you get if the cow dances??
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"Guidance" (Gai-Dance)

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Name the Show Quiz! !

Here is our latest Quiz, which obviously requires you to flex your lateral thinking muscles! ! ( And it is a really deadly PJ!!)
Take a look at the picture carefully. Based on the pictures, can you name a show being aired on television recently??
Dont know???
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It is simple yaar.
10 Foot Prints
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Abhi tak nahi samajhe??

It is 10 ka Dum. .

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