Mythological Poor Jokes (Ramayan and Mahabharat)

One the occasion of Diwali, when Ram returned to Ayodhya after this Vanvaas, here is a series of deadly mythological PJs...

1.Which character in Mahabharata watched Channel V from a distance of 1 km from the Television Set?? 

V-Dur. (Vidur)

2.Which was the most smelly character in Mahabharata? 

Gaandhari..

3.Which character was the most doubtable character in Mahbharata? 

Shak-uni...

4.Which character in Mahabharata was Ekta Kapoor's Favorite? 

Kkaran.

5.Which character of Mahabhrata could never win any competition ? 

Draw-padi.

6.Which is the most noisy character in Ramayana? 

Kai-Kai...(Kaikayi)

7.Which character in Ramayana had a liking for 2 carpets? 

Man-Do-Dari (Mandodari)

8.Which was the most sad character in Ramayana?? 

So-grieve (Sugreeva)

9.Which character in Ramayana was the favorite of Walt Disney? 

Wall-Micky (Valmiki)

10. Which character in Ramayana was the laziest ? 

Laxman . (Anyone who has seen him running between the wickets in a Cricket match will vouch for it !!)

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PJ Song in the movie "Heroes"

We have been seeing an influx of people who visit our blog and wonder, what the hell are these two stooges doing!!!!! They aint got any thing good to write or what????? Are they nuts?? How do they create such crap?? Why don’t they write some nice jokes which don’t fall into the category of a Poor Joke?? Why don’t they write something which doesn’t make us bang our heads on the walls…

This is to inform all such cribbers that we are not alone. Lyricists in the Indian Film Industry are falling short of new Ideas and have started scribbling PJs for creativity. The recently released movie “Heroes” starring Salman , Sunny, Preity Zinta has a song which shows the subtle inclination of the lyricist towards PJism…

Mainu hoya pyar baliye
Pehli pehli baar baliye
Dil wich aaja aaja
Banke qaraar baliye
Main mangaya si
Mannataa ve mannataa
Tu jo mile jindadi
Jannataa ve jannataa

Tera mera vyah soni chheti je karaiye
Agli basanta mainu “Santa Banta” chahiye
Hukm jo bhi tera hoga
Assi daavedar haan
Sajna ji daave tere
Saade dil te taar haan
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You don’t believe us??

Ok here is the link to the song on youtube as well:

Lyricist Jalees Sherwani has surely taken PJism to new heights. We wish him good luck for the future and invite him to be a guest blogger at our place.
Cheers!!!!!

Famous Last Words..

What song does a Goat sing before being slaughtered in a butcher shop?

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Kar chale hum fida jano tan sathiyon.. (कर चले हम फ़िदा जानो तन साथियों..)

Ab tumhare hawale Mutton sathiyon.. (अब तुम्हारे हवाले Mutton साथियों..)

:-D

Reader's Quiz :-

What song does a Hen sing before being slaughtered in a butcher shop?

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Delicious PJ: Aam Aadmi

एक आदमी को आम बहुत पसंद थे. उसे जब भी और कही पर भी आम नज़र आते वो उन्हें फटाफट खा जाता था. उस आदमी का नाम क्या क्या?
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हरामखोर (हर-आम-खोर) !!

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Sick Jokes

Santa Singh works for an MNC. He always applies for a single kind of leave. Sick Leave !!
Why ????
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Because he thinks he is always eligible for सिख leaves !!!!
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Santa Singh was initially going to play Michael Duglas' role in the movie Basic Instinct.
But he refused. Why ????
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Because of the title of the movie - बे-सिख Instinct !!
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Bhool Bhulaiya

Bhula Ram Bishnoi was a rich industrialist in Rajasthan. He used to live in a big mansion, and had scores of cars and 100s or servants. One fine morning, he went to office in his Mercedes. After working hard the whole day, he returned to his mansion at night.

To his utter surprise, he noticed that the nameplate in front of this mansion bearing his name had changed to Amitabh Bachchan !! As he entered the house, all his servants bowed to him, but referred to him as SRK. He pinched himself, wondering if it was a dream. The last straw was when his wife said to him, "Welcome home!! Sallu Darling !!"

How did this happen ?

Was this a conspiracy ??

Was it a practical joke ???

Was the industrialist dreaming ????

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Are nahi yaar, the answer is simple.....
"Agar subah ka Bhula shaam ko ghar wapas aa jaye, to use Bhula nahi kahte !!"

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Funny cricketer

Here is a PJ dedicated to the visiting Aussie Team.

Q:- Who is the funniest Australian Cricketer?

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A:- Michael Hussey (हँसी) !!

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The Lion King

Hemant was a mountain trekker and nature lover.He roamed in jungles and hills climbing the most difficult of tracks with utmost ease

During one such journey in the dense forests of Africa, Hemant decided to take a breather and prepare tea for himself. He collected some leaves and shrubs,lighted a fire, and made tea.
While enjoying his tea, a fierce Lion attacked him. Ready to tear him apart, the lion leaped on Hemant. Hemant fell on the ground and the tea dropped from his hands.
He knew he would not survive anymore. The Lion would surely kill him and have a feast. But he decided not to giveup and fight for his life.
He attacked the Lion and to his surprise, he was able to overpower him. He banged him left right and centre. The Lion was tamed to a Cat!!!! And he survived!!!!
How?
What had happenned all of a sudden?

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Nahi Pata??
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Arey Simple Yaar...

When Hemant Dropped the T(ea), he became HEMANT - T = HE-MAN
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:-P
.Happy Dushhehera..

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Dassehra Joke

On Vijayadashami, Ram Leela is held across the country. During this, a performer playing Lord Ram shoots a fire arrow at a large explosive leaden effigy of Ravan, which subsequently catches fire and gets demolished.

Q:- What song does the performer playing Lord Ram sing after the effigy of Ravan catches fire?
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A:- The famous Mika song, with a twist...
Ravan mein lag gayi aag, dil mera haai.....

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