Santa Singh Deadly Joke !

Santa Singh to Pandit , " Oye Pandit, mujhe Sansktri Sikha "
Pandit, " Kyu ?? Kya Karoge Sanskrit Seekh kar ???? "
Santa, " Ye Devtaao ki Bhasha Hai, Swarg jaunga to bahot kaam aaegi "
Pandit, " Aur Agar Nark Chale Gaye to ???? "
Santa Singh, " To fir Punjabi to aati hi hai " :-P

Bollywood Actresses PJ

Here is another one submitted by Ajay Malhotra ! Which is the only Actress in Bollywood who has a Natural Tan to her skin....??? . . . . . . . . . . .
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.Nahi Pata ????
Its very Simple ...

Give it A try !!!!!
Are Thoda to Socho
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Neha "Dhoop"ia ...... :-)

Ok.... Another one !!!!!!

Name the bollywood actress whose father has a tail ?
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It's Amisha Pa-tail.

Santa Banta Joke of the Week !

Santa Banta Deadly Joke of the Week !

Santa Banta Joke No 21

Another Set of Jokes Submitted by our very own Ajay Malhotra !!!! :-)
Banta ke sar se khoon nikal raha tha...woh doctor ke pass gaya...
Doctor- yeh kaise hua??
Banta- main haatho se patthar tod raha tha tab kisi ne mujhe bola " paaji kabhi toh apna dimaag istemaal karo..!!! "

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Santa ne pressure cooker kharida...doosre din wo cooker vaapis karne chala  gaya..

shopkeeper- kya hua...kuch problem hai paaji?

Santa- oye mere ghar mein jaawan betiya hai aur yeh saala seetiya bajata hai...!!!

Santa Banta Joke No 20

Here is the Latest Santa Banta Joke submitted as usual by Ajay Malhotra !!! :-)

Shitty Jokes Again !

Join all the Images together and tell us what is the answer  in the comments section !!!!
All the Best !!!

Hindi Sardarji Jokes 4

एक बार जंता सिंग का गधा खो गया. उसने दिनभर गधे को ढूंड-ढूंड ढूंडा और शामको जब हार थककर घर आया तो भगवानको धन्यवाद देने लगा.

उसकी पत्नीने पुछा - '' इधर अपना गधा खो गया है और तुम भगवानको धन्यवाद क्यो दे रहे हो?''

'' इसलिए की , अच्छा होगया जब खो गया तब गधा अकेला था.. अगर मै उसपर बैठा होता तो!''

Hathi Poor Jokes

1 bar 1 haathi tha. uske samne na 12 kele the. usne na 11 kha leye.1 ni khaya batao kyo?
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kyonki ek kela plastic ka tha !!
:-D
chalo ek hor
is baar fir hathi tha..fir 12 kele..usne 12 k 12 nai khaye...batao kyo?
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is baar hathi plastic ka tha!!! :-D....
chalo ik hor
is baar asli hathi tha..asli 12 kele. usne 12 k 12 nai khaye..batao kyo?
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kyonki kele tv me the!!
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chalo ik hor
is baar fer asli hathi tha..asli 12 kele.. hathi aur kele dono he tv me the..usne phir ni khaye..batao kyo?
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kyonki dono alag alag channel pe the!!
:-D..
chalo ik hor
is baar fer asli hathi ..asli 12 kele..hathi aur kele dono tv me..ek he channel pe..usne phir ni khaye.. batao kyo?
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kyonki tv band tha!!
:-D..chalo ik hor
is baar hathi ne 12 k 12 kele kha leye.. batao kyo?
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Ab kha bhi  lene do usey

Funny Picture ( Nice Hair Style)

Nice Hair Style !!! LOL

Funny Videos ( Best Asian Prank Ever )

We are starting Funny Videos Section at poorjokes.in as well. We shall try to post funny videos now and then over here from now on ! People who have any such videos may share them at poorjokes.in@gmail.com !

Bengali PJ

Another Set of Jokes Submitted by Ajay !!! He surely is rocking the poorjokes.in page !!! And mind you all, these are seriously very deadly !!

1. Which is the only country in the world where people always cover their necks because its illegal to show ur neck...???

Its " BAN-GALA-DESH "
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2. Why Bangali's are called the sweetest people...coz they don't abuse...
" BAN-GALI "
:-)

Sardarji Jokes and Cartoon Series

Here is the Latest Sardarji Cartoon For you All, submitted by Ajay Malhotra !!!! Way to go Ajay !!!
http://static.toondoo.com/ToonDoo.swf?id=1472329

By poorjokes | View this Toon at ToonDoo | Create your own Toon

Hindi Sardarji Jokes 3

संता - पता है जब मै छोटा था तब दसवे मालेसे गिरा था. .

बंता - तो? ... तो फिर बच गया की टपक गया ?

संता - याद नही यार ... बहुत पुरानी बात है.