Kanjoos PJ

Q:- What do you call a miser Parsi ??
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A:- Simple hai boss.... "Parsi"monious !!

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Intellectual PJ

A renouned professor was taking a class on Supply Chain Management in an IIM.

Prof asks, "Can you tell me the most outstanding example of lean manufacturing in the construction industry?"

Someone from the back benches replies, "The Lean-ing Tower of Pisa !!"

PJ on Baldness

Today is a day when bald men across the world come together and pay their respects to the thing they love most in life.. their lost hair !!!

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Because today is "Baal Divas" !!

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Deadly PJ

VERY VERY DEADLY PJ

What do you call the business with which cows are related?
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Dairy?
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Nahi.!!!
Ye to puraana naam hai...
Kuch naya socho!!!!!!!

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Gwala??
Nahi!!!!!!!
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It is called as
Go (cow) - Rakh - Dhandha...(Gorakhdhandha)

Mhuhuhaahahaa..
:-P

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Santa and Banta doing Goo-Gal !!

संता:- अरे बंता, देख वहां कितने बेशर्म लोग खड़े हैं. वो खुले आम मल्ल के बारे में बातें कर रहे हैं..

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POOR JOKE (PJ) on INDIAN POLITICS

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Here is the latest PJ from the SANTA AND PUNTER series. The topic this time is the Indian Lok Sabha Elections coming soon...

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Barak Obama PJ

On the occasion of Obama's landmark victory in the US Presidential Elections, we are re-posting a PJ, which was originally posted on September.
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Barak Obama wins the US Presidential Elections.

Indian Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh calls him up to congratulate him.

What does he say?

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"Mu-Barak" ( मुबारक ) Obama !!

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