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Man, " Indian presence in this Olympics was not felt at all"

Santa Singh, " No, there was one person from India who was present in every match of Olympics"

Man, "Who ?"

Santa Singh, "Commentator Charu Sharma"

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Hindi Jokes Olympics special

Hamare paas zyada gold hai !!! :-D

Manmohan Singh Jokes

Poor Joke Again ! ( Original )

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Latest CID PJ

Latest CID PJ for all !!! 100 Percent Original !!

Question 1 : ACP Pradyumn, ko ek baar Prime Ministrer Ki Security ke liye appoint kara gaya !!!
Prime Minister Manmohan singh ke chaaro taraf black cat commandos ki fauj rahti thi, koi bhi aadmi bina Identity Card ke PM ke paas nahi pahuch sakta tha. But ACP ne aate hi Identity Checking ki duty par khade Black Cat Commando ko hata diya aur khud waha par Duty shuru kar di !!!
Batao kyu???

Kyu ACP itana senior aadmi hote hue bhi logo ki checking jaise chote se kaam me lag gaya ???

Kyu??

Kyu???

Kyu??????

Ans : Because He is a See - I-D.

Funny SMS Jokes on Dussehra

On the occasion of Dussehra, the Poor Jokes team presents 2 100% original SMS PJs for you...

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Every dussehra day, in Ram Leela grounds around the country, actors dressed as Ram fire arrows at effegies of Ravan, post which the effigies catch fire. What song does everyone sing after that?

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Everyone sings the old Mika song, but with a twist..

Ravan mein lag gayi aag.. Dil mera haai..

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Everyone knows that Ravan had 10 heads. But recent research by the Poor Jokes team has found out that each of Ravan's 10 heads had a different name by itself. The names are as follws..

Ra-one

Ra-two

Ra-three

Ra-four

Ra-five

Ra-six

Ra-seven

Ra-Eight

Ra-Nine

Ra-ten !!

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Santa Banta SMS Joke No. 5

Here is our latest 100 percent original Santa Banta SMS.

Santa Singh ke chote bhai Banta singh ko Cricket par satta khelne ki aadat thi.
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Batao Uska Naam kya tha?
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Nahi Pata?
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His name was "Match Fix-Singh"

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Barak Obama PJ

On the occasion of Obama's landmark victory in the US Presidential Elections, we are re-posting a PJ, which was originally posted on September.
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Barak Obama wins the US Presidential Elections.

Indian Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh calls him up to congratulate him.

What does he say?

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"Mu-Barak" ( मुबारक ) Obama !!

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