Pyaar ke side effects

Santa's Marriage Proposal

Santa - Paaji!!!!!..... Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai..
Boss - Teri income toh us ke toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakta..
Surinder: Oh Thank you paji thank you!!!! Acha hai bata diya paji!!!!! Itni potty karti hai to phir rahne do..

Dabangg Cricket Joke

Dabangg dialogue for World Cup -
Malinga, Murali se darr nahi lagta sahab, Munaf aur Nehra se lagta hai!

Latest SMS Jokes

GF:Kal Mera Birthday Hai.
BF: Advance "HAPPY Birthday"
GF:Kya Gift doge?
BF:Kya Chahiye?
GF:"Ring"
BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai !!

Latest Santa Banta SMS

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didnt you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer Santa: That is not restricted

Pakistani Joke

What so u call a person who does not know his age?
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Umar Gul !!!!

Naughty Joke

A Girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??
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Girl Replies
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Papa mein hoon !!

Santa Banta SMS Joke

Banta changed all his passwords to 'incorrect' ... So that whenever he forgets, the computer will automatically remind him "Your password is incorrect".