Desi Jokes

An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance. Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om.
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.Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om.

When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?'
They replied "Because he kept saying,
'Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!'

Musical PJ

Here is a collection of un-beatable SMS jokes, connected to famous ghazal singers....

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Which singer is the most sad singer of all times ?
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Which singer has non stop supply of water with him in a container ?
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Anoop jal-lota
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Which singer has won a jug in a singing competition ?
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Jug-jeet singh
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Which singer proclaims himself as a pot?
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Mai-handi hasan

Deadly PJ Quiz

Why is the River Rich?
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It has two Banks!


ab Haso zor zor se :-D

Bakwaas Band Kar Series - Part 10

Here is a joke from the popular "Bakwaas Band Kar" fillers that are telecast on 9XM. These jokes have been contributed by reader Sakharam.

Why are Indian husbands called "MADE OF SILVER"

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Why are American husbands called "MADE OF GOLD"


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Indian wives call their husband "A g" ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband "A u" ( Scientific Symbol for Gold)

PJ Quiz

Aaj ka PJ Question
EK aadmi sirf Zee ke channels dekhata tha, like Zee News, Zee Sports etc.
To batao us aadmi ka profession kya hai ? ? 

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He is a Sab-Zee Wala.

He can also be a Night Watch-Man.. OO Sab Zeeeeee.....

He can be also be a Dar-zee, A Geologist (Zee-o-Logist )

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Bakwaas Band Kar Series - Part 9

Here is a joke from the popular "Bakwaas Band Kar" fillers that are telecast on 9XM. These jokes have been contributed by reader Sakharam.

If a CAT crosses ur way,
when u are going some where,
then what does it mean????????


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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere.

Funny Pictures

Agar Haath hi rakhna tha to CAP kyu pahni hai ?????????

Bakwaas Band Kar Series - Part 8

Here is a joke from the popular "Bakwaas Band Kar" fillers that are telecast on 9XM. These jokes have been contributed by reader Sakharam.

Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
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Keep Guessing.... ..
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Chalo yaar....the answer is














"KISNA"
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....
woh kisna hai

Santa Banta Joke of the Week

This joke was submitted at our Facebook Fan Page by our member Eragon Shadeslayer. Thank you sooo much for sharing this one with us !!!!!!!

.we have all heard of Banta in Santa-Banta jokes.....but do you know who is Banta??
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.because kit-kat break BANTA hai boss!!...

Non Veg Joke of the Day

The male and Female anatomy of Mooli !!

Deadly CID PJ

Aishwarya Rai is a Big fan of CID. And what more she is an even bigger fan of Mr Daya.. Infact in one movie Aishwarya Rai, danced on a song for Daya !!!!!
The question is , do you guys know the Song??? Fire your answers in the Comments Section :

Bakwaas Band Kar Series - Part 7

Here is a joke from the popular "Bakwaas Band Kar" fillers that are telecast on 9XM. These jokes have been contributed by reader Sakharam.

Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To
naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
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Coz...
"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango.."

Bakwaas Band Kar Series - Part 6

Here is a joke from the popular "Bakwaas Band Kar" fillers that are telecast on 9XM. These jokes have been contributed by reader Sakharam.

who turned "Ganesh" into "Anesh"...????






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okay.....

" KAILASH KHER "

tere naam se " G " loon....

Funny Football Fever

India shall surely play the next football world cup !!! :-)

Bakwaas Band Kar Series - Part 5

Here is a joke from the popular "Bakwaas Band Kar" fillers that are telecast on 9XM. These jokes have been contributed by reader Sakharam.

One day Ravan went to a disco.

aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya .

kyun???????? ????????? ??

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bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"

Political PJ

This fantastic PJ was submitted on Poor Jokes Facebook Fan Page by  our member "Being Pawan"

Mayawati, Laloo, Sharad Pawar, Mulayam Singh, Baal Thakre, Narendra modi are traveling in same boat. Boat starts sinking.
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Who will be saved?

 

Answer : Our Country Will be Saved :P :P

Bakwaas Band Kar Series - Part 4

Here is a joke from the popular "Bakwaas Band Kar" fillers that are telecast on 9XM. These jokes have been contributed by reader Sakharam.

Santa and banta are discussing..

Santa - "If I drink coffee, I ca'nt sleep!!!!"

Banta - "With me it's the opposite. If I sleep, I can't drink coffee."

Funny Picture of the Day

This one is really funny !!!

Latest CID PJ

Latest CID PJ Shayari for you all !

Mere hath mai tera hath ho !!

Funny Picture of the Day

This one is really really Hilarious . Comments invited :)

Bakwaas Band Kar Series - Part 3

Here is a joke from the popular "Bakwaas Band Kar" fillers that are telecast on 9XM. These jokes have been contributed by reader Sakharam.

BRUCE LEE was a great man.

But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...

why?

Because he became

MAMU LEE!

Bakwaas Band Kar Series - Part 2

Here is a joke from the popular "Bakwaas Band Kar" fillers that are telecast on 9XM. These jokes have been contributed by reader Sakharam.

rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi.........

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????

rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahu-mat do !!!!

Deadly CID Shayari

Raat k andhere me chaand sittare chhaye hai.......
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madam darwaza kholiye hum CID se aaye hai !!!:)

Bakwaas Band Kar Series - Part 1

Here is a joke from the popular "Bakwaas Band Kar" fillers that are telecast on 9XM. These jokes have been contributed by reader Sakharam.

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???

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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth) !!

Deadly PJ of the Week !

This is a really deadly PJ. Is PJ ko padhne ke baad aapke Dimaag, dil gurde, liver, pet par bahot hi kharaab asar ho sakta hai ! Please read this one at your own risk !

Woh kaunsi nun hain jo sirf May mein achcha aur surila gana gaati hai???













KK May-Nun

Funny SMS Shayari

Jhel Sako to Jhel Lo !!!

ZinDagi Ne ZindaGi bHar GUm DIYe..

ZinDagi Ne ZindaGi bHar GUm DIYe..

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ZinDagi Ne ZindaGi bHar GUm DIYe..

ZinDagi Ne ZindaGi bHar GUm DIYe..
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Aur Hum aasani Se BaiTh SakE Isliye

Bhagwan Ne Humme BUM DIYE.. :P

Aaj ka Pakau PJ Question !

Ek ladki bahut zyada intelligent thi. Schooling karne ke baad usne decide kiya ki wo ek Lawyer banegi. Us Ladki ne LLB bhi complete kar li. LLB karne ke baad wo Lawyer bhi ban gayi !

To batao ki usey kaun si sabzi pasand hai ???
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He He.. Chalo thoda suspense create karte hai ! I will post the answer after you all post your answers ! So start firing the answers in the comments sections :-) All the Best !!