Funny Picture of the Day from Mars

Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from the surface of Mars!!

Hindi Jokes Olympics special

Hamare paas zyada gold hai !!! :-D

Deadly PJ

 

What will U Call it if ur cat brings tea 4 u?

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Liability !
(Lai-Billi-tea)

Poor Joke of the Day (Deadly PJ)

This is a seriously Deadly poor joke (pj) shared by our facebook friend Prateek Gupta at our Fan Page

Here it goes :

what is the difference between :-) and :(

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Its Shoorpanakha !!! before and after. :P

Deadly PJ

This Deadly PJ was shared by our Facebook Member Rahul Shankhwar . Thanks Rahul for sharing this one :

Example for active and passive voice?

Active Voice: Tere mast mast do nain, mere dil ka le gaye chain...

Passive Voice: Mere dil ka le gaye chain, tere mast mast do nain. :P

Deadly PJ

Please dont beat us after reading this one ! :-)

Ek baccha apne maa se kehtaa hai.. Maa, mujhe bhook lagee hai... give me something to eat.. uski maa usse patthar se maartee hai... kyon ??
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Because :
EET (Eat) ka Jawab PATHAR se diya jaata hai !!!

Joke of the Day

 This one was shared by our Facebook Fan Page Member Alisha . Thank you so much for sharing the PJ Alisha :-)

Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Tintumon: Dineshan
Teacher :Why????? 

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Tintumon : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan {the nation}

Deadly PJ Quiz

Why is the River Rich?
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It has two Banks!


ab Haso zor zor se :-D

Santa Banta Joke of the Week

This joke was submitted at our Facebook Fan Page by our member Eragon Shadeslayer. Thank you sooo much for sharing this one with us !!!!!!!

.we have all heard of Banta in Santa-Banta jokes.....but do you know who is Banta??
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.because kit-kat break BANTA hai boss!!...

Deadly CID PJ

Aishwarya Rai is a Big fan of CID. And what more she is an even bigger fan of Mr Daya.. Infact in one movie Aishwarya Rai, danced on a song for Daya !!!!!
The question is , do you guys know the Song??? Fire your answers in the Comments Section :