Thursday, March 11, 2010

Santa Banta Joke No 21

Another Set of Jokes Submitted by our very own Ajay Malhotra !!!! :-)
Banta ke sar se khoon nikal raha tha...woh doctor ke pass gaya...
Doctor- yeh kaise hua??
Banta- main haatho se patthar tod raha tha tab kisi ne mujhe bola " paaji kabhi toh apna dimaag istemaal karo..!!! "

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Santa ne pressure cooker kharida...doosre din wo cooker vaapis karne chala  gaya..

shopkeeper- kya hua...kuch problem hai paaji?

Santa- oye mere ghar mein jaawan betiya hai aur yeh saala seetiya bajata hai...!!!







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  1. ChhayaMarch 12, 2010 at 2:31 AM

    hahha. mann karta hai abhi table pe apna dimag istemaal karu :P

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  2. AjayMarch 12, 2010 at 4:41 PM

    Its just coz i luv 2 contribute for my very own site......!!!

    yaay ab mere 5 star ho gaye......"5 star" khaa ke main "star" plus mein jaa sakta hoon......or may be i should act dum coz its just the start of my "star-dum" :-) :-)!!!!!

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