Hathi Poor Jokes

1 bar 1 haathi tha. uske samne na 12 kele the. usne na 11 kha leye.1 ni khaya batao kyo?
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kyonki ek kela plastic ka tha !!
:-D
chalo ek hor
is baar fir hathi tha..fir 12 kele..usne 12 k 12 nai khaye...batao kyo?
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is baar hathi plastic ka tha!!! :-D....
chalo ik hor
is baar asli hathi tha..asli 12 kele. usne 12 k 12 nai khaye..batao kyo?
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kyonki kele tv me the!!
:-D..
chalo ik hor
is baar fer asli hathi tha..asli 12 kele.. hathi aur kele dono he tv me the..usne phir ni khaye..batao kyo?
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kyonki dono alag alag channel pe the!!
:-D..
chalo ik hor
is baar fer asli hathi ..asli 12 kele..hathi aur kele dono tv me..ek he channel pe..usne phir ni khaye.. batao kyo?
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kyonki tv band tha!!
:-D..chalo ik hor
is baar hathi ne 12 k 12 kele kha leye.. batao kyo?
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Ab kha bhi  lene do usey