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Shahrukh Khan Joke

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Kya hua???

You cant believe your eyes???

Yes. It is our very own Saif Ali Khan at Indian Oil Petrol Pump
:-D

Share it and have fun !

PS : Please dont share it with Kareena Kapoor :-D

Bollywood Actresses PJ

Here is another one submitted by Ajay Malhotra ! Which is the only Actress in Bollywood who has a Natural Tan to her skin....??? . . . . . . . . . . .
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.Nahi Pata ????
Its very Simple ...

Give it A try !!!!!
Are Thoda to Socho
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.Give Up ?????????????????????????????????????
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Neha "Dhoop"ia ...... :-)

Ok.... Another one !!!!!!

Name the bollywood actress whose father has a tail ?
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It's Amisha Pa-tail.

Bollywood Jokes

Can you name the most "wicked" celebrity in Bollywood?

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He is also one of it's legends..

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He is...

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Dharmendra !!
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Why? you ask?
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Are bhai, the entire world calls him - Dharam "Paaji" !!

Bollywood Joke No. 10

Harman Baweja, who was one of the most awaited debutants in Bollywood last year, has been heading downhill ever since. Love Story 2050 was followed by Victory, and then came What's your Rashee?.

After his flurry of flops, what has everyone in Bollywood started telling Harman Baweja?
Ab to Haar-Maan-Ja Baweja !

Bollywood PJ No. 19

Poor Jokes News Desk brings to you another scoop from Bollywood.

We have been reliably informed that legendary vamp of yesteryear Helen is planning to make a comeback.

This time she will play the lead role in a movie.

The title of the movie is "Re-vamp" !!

Ultimate PJ Puzzle

Here is another puzzle for our fans. Please leave your answers as comments.

Question:- Can you name a popular indi-pop song that links the following people?

Joginder Sharma

(the man who bowled the last over in the 2007 T20 World Cup)

The Great Khali

(WWE Wrestler)

Yogita Bali

(Bollywood leading lady of yesteryear and Mithun Chakravorty's wife)

Lateral Thinking Quiz

Here is another thoughtful Lateral Thinking Quiz for you. Just take a quick look at the pictures below and find one appropriate word for it. (Please keep in mind that this is a PJ website. Dont expect much logic from us...)



Type in your answers at by hitting the reply button. We shall answer the quiz after you all have keyed in your guesses.

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What happens when Politician Play Cricket !

Bolly Wood naam ke PJ bhare opposites

Elephant at Aishwarya's Shooting Poor Joke

The latest news around Bollywood is that there has been an incident at the shooting of ‘Ravana’ in the forests of Kerala. Abhishek and Aishwarya were to do an action sequence with an elephant. Aishwarya was to be on it and minutes before the shot was to be taken the elephant went beserk. He went mad around the sets sending everyone, unit member cast and crew running for cover into the forest.

This is not the first time such things have happened at Aishwarya's Shoot.. There have been two such incidents in the past when people got mad at her Shoots. Our next cartoon is dedicated to one such incident! !
Here is our Poor Joke (PJ)(SMS JOKE) based on this incident ! !

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SMS Content: Santa : " Oye, First it was Salman to get Mad for Aiwhwarya. Then Vivek.. And Now and Elephant ! ! Kamaal Hai!! "

Bollywood Names ke PJ Bhare Opposites

Bachcho.. Aaj hum class mein opposites seekhenge..

Bolo, Ravina Tondon ka opposite kya hai???

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Socho socho....

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Chalo bata hi deta hun..

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It's Ravi-haan Tondon !!

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Next question,

Shahrukh Khan ka opposite kya hai???

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Jaldi batao...

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Yeh bhi nahi pata??

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It's Shah-bhag Khan

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Chalo ab aakhri sawal.. Kum se kum yeh to sahi batao..

Salman Khan ka opposite kya hai?

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Kya kaha??

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Yes.. Sahi jawab !!

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It's Sal-woman Khan !!!

HEHEHEHEHE !!

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"Rakhi ka Swayamvar"

Poor Jokes News Desk has done it once again!! Before the show hits NDTV Imagine from 29th June 2009, our correspondents have been successful in finding out the scheme of things in the show "Rakhi Ka Swayamvar". The show shall give Rakhi Sawant a chance to choose her life partner amongst a multitude of participants. Rumours are rife that the producers have received more than 20000 applications by men from around the globe for Rakhi Sawant's Swayamvar. Rumours are also rife that not a single male patient is left in the Agra Mental Hospital who hasn't applied for the Swayamvar.

However the breaking news is that participants in the Rakhi's Swayamvar were not meant to be from the Agra Mental Hospital initially!! The producers have shortlisted eminent personalities from the various fields to appear as guests in each episode of the show. These special guests would then attempt to woo Rakhi Sawant along side the mental cases who have applied by themselves.

The man invited to be the guest in the first episode is from the Indian Film Industry, Shiney Ahuja. He has tipped many other strong contenders from Bollywood who wanted to be invited. The clincher was his likings for maids.

Another one to appear in their list is from the Cricketing Fraternity. However his age suggests that we should use the word "Paternity" instead of "Fraternity". Its none other than Mohinder Amarnath! After his unsuccessful attempts at learning dancing in programmes like "Jhalak Dikhla Ja", he desperately wants Rakhi's companionship so that he could learn a few thumkas from her.

Another Cricketer who as been approached is S. Sreesanth. He is expected to be a perfect fit since he is used to being publicly slapped. Readers would recall that Rakhi had once slapped her earstwhile boyfriend Abhishek Awasthi full public view

But the biggest surprize of the Swayamvar is going to be none other then Sardar ManMohan Singh. He is a perfect fit for becoming Rakhi's husband as he is already habituated to obeying orders received from females.

When the Producers asked Rakhi who she would like to participate in her Swayamvar, they got a big surprise when she mentioned Mika Singh. She said she wanted to teach Mika a lifelong lesson for his earlier mis-demeanor with her.

Rakhi's ex-boyfriend Abhishek Awasthi when contacted was found unavailable. He apperantly has been admitted to a hospital recently due to stomach pains. On further enquiries, we came to know that the real reason for this is that he has been laughing incessantly since the show was announced, which resulted in his severe condition. He cannot believe there are so many fools want to get married to Rakhi !!

PS: As you all know, the above article is just a figment of our imagination and nothing mentioned here is real, we still would like to hear your stake on it! ! Who else do you think can come up in this list?? Press the reply button and let us know. .

Kissing PJ

Q:- Which Bollywood movie character has vowed never to kiss anyone?

A:- Kiss-na (Kisna) !!

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Unbeatable PJ !!!!

Bollywood News:-
After the resounding success of their last venture "Race", Director Duo Abbas Mastaan are busy working on their next suspense thriller. This time, they are making a murder mystery based in the gambling capital of the world, Las Vegas.
The film is aptly titled, लाश Vegas !!

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PJ Quiz...

Bollywood heroines are famous for carrying their mothers along with them to the shooting sets. But strangely there was a hero in 1980s who was known to bring his dad to every place he went. Can you name that Actor????
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His name is
Amol Pa-Le-Kar.

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Bollywood PJ

When John Abraham bashes up a bad guy in a movie, what does the bad guy tell him?
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He says, "John !! Ab raham (अब रहम) !!"

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OSO

The level of lyrics in Bollywood is progressively going to the dumps. Most songs released in the recent past have amateurish lyrics that seem to have been written by college drop-outs. Even chart busting songs from big budget movies have weird lyrics like:-

...Main ghum aaya London, Paris, New York, San-Francisco.
Dil mein mere hai Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco..

...Mujhe pata chala pichle mahine ki chabbis ko.
Dil mein mere hai Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco..

Inspired by such crap, the authors of GJ have come up with their own crappy version of the song.

WW says..
Na jagao mere andar ke genious ko..

Apna motto, PJ maaro aur khisko..

Nacho Gao khake Horlicks ko..

PJ maaro.... bilkul na jhijhko....
Dil mein mere hai Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco..


WIAN says..
Is ghatiya PJ par maaro pakad kar isko.
Suno yeh ke sadi parody Sar peeto aur sisko..
Aage karo parody wahi ... Pitna hai jisko jisko
Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco..

WW replies..
Hum wo nahi.. pitne se darr lage jisko..
Hum nakam karenge teri is koshish ko..
Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco..

WIAN hits back..

Ise india se nikalo, bhej do isey mosco(w)
Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco..

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A Dog's World

My dog has started a new project. I wish him "Best of Luck" for the project on which he has em-bark-ed !!
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My dog is a big football fan. He watches Bark-ley's English Premier League everyday !!
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My dog's favorite TV presenter is Bark-ha Dutt !!
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My dog's favorite Bollywood producer is Bone-y Kapoor !!
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My dog work's in Bhabha Atomic Research Center (B.A.R.C.) !!
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Bulla ki Jaana Mai Kaun... :-P

What do you call a Chinese Bull????
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Its called a Bull-lee (Bully)..
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Once a bull felt ill..The Bull went to the doctor. Doctor gave him an injection and he felt asleep immediately...
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It is called a "Bull-Dozer"
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Who is the most artistic bull on Indian Era??
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(MaqBull Fida Hussain) मकबूल
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What does a bull's wife call her husband ?????
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हबीबुल (Hubby-Bull)
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What do you call a beautiful bull ????
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बुलबुल (Bull-Bull)
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Which phrase do punjabi bull's utter frequently while dancing?
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Bull-e Bull-e !!!
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What do you call a pair of a Bull and a Lion hanging out together ????
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Bullion (Bull-Lion) !!!
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What do you call a bull coming from Mexico ????
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Bulletin (Bull-Latin) !!
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Who was the 1st bull to be elected President?
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A-bull Kalam !!
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Which country has the highest population of bulls?
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Bull-garia !!
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Which part of India has the highest population of bulls?
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Cham-bull !!
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What is a bull's favorite holiday destination?
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Ka-bull !!
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What are a bull's all time favorite bollywood movies?
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Mission Istam-bull and Ba-bull !!
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Where do all bulls go for pilgrimage?
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Maha-Bull-eshwar !!
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What is a bull's under wear called?
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बुलंदी (Bull-Undy) !!
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What do you call a very heavy Bull???
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He is called as "Bullky"
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What do you call a Bull who is a devotee of Sai Baba?
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Bull's Eye (Bull-Sai) !!
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All the above jokes were quite Incredi-bull !!:-P

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