"Rakhi ka Swayamvar"

Poor Jokes News Desk has done it once again!! Before the show hits NDTV Imagine from 29th June 2009, our correspondents have been successful in finding out the scheme of things in the show "Rakhi Ka Swayamvar". The show shall give Rakhi Sawant a chance to choose her life partner amongst a multitude of participants. Rumours are rife that the producers have received more than 20000 applications by men from around the globe for Rakhi Sawant's Swayamvar. Rumours are also rife that not a single male patient is left in the Agra Mental Hospital who hasn't applied for the Swayamvar.

However the breaking news is that participants in the Rakhi's Swayamvar were not meant to be from the Agra Mental Hospital initially!! The producers have shortlisted eminent personalities from the various fields to appear as guests in each episode of the show. These special guests would then attempt to woo Rakhi Sawant along side the mental cases who have applied by themselves.

The man invited to be the guest in the first episode is from the Indian Film Industry, Shiney Ahuja. He has tipped many other strong contenders from Bollywood who wanted to be invited. The clincher was his likings for maids.

Another one to appear in their list is from the Cricketing Fraternity. However his age suggests that we should use the word "Paternity" instead of "Fraternity". Its none other than Mohinder Amarnath! After his unsuccessful attempts at learning dancing in programmes like "Jhalak Dikhla Ja", he desperately wants Rakhi's companionship so that he could learn a few thumkas from her.

Another Cricketer who as been approached is S. Sreesanth. He is expected to be a perfect fit since he is used to being publicly slapped. Readers would recall that Rakhi had once slapped her earstwhile boyfriend Abhishek Awasthi full public view

But the biggest surprize of the Swayamvar is going to be none other then Sardar ManMohan Singh. He is a perfect fit for becoming Rakhi's husband as he is already habituated to obeying orders received from females.

When the Producers asked Rakhi who she would like to participate in her Swayamvar, they got a big surprise when she mentioned Mika Singh. She said she wanted to teach Mika a lifelong lesson for his earlier mis-demeanor with her.

Rakhi's ex-boyfriend Abhishek Awasthi when contacted was found unavailable. He apperantly has been admitted to a hospital recently due to stomach pains. On further enquiries, we came to know that the real reason for this is that he has been laughing incessantly since the show was announced, which resulted in his severe condition. He cannot believe there are so many fools want to get married to Rakhi !!

PS: As you all know, the above article is just a figment of our imagination and nothing mentioned here is real, we still would like to hear your stake on it! ! Who else do you think can come up in this list?? Press the reply button and let us know. .