Friday, August 29, 2008

Bulla ki Jaana Mai Kaun... :-P

What do you call a Chinese Bull????
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Its called a Bull-lee (Bully)..
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Once a bull felt ill..The Bull went to the doctor. Doctor gave him an injection and he felt asleep immediately...
What was the name of the injection???
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It is called a "Bull-Dozer"
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Who is the most artistic bull on Indian Era??
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(MaqBull Fida Hussain) मकबूल
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What does a bull's wife call her husband ?????
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हबीबुल (Hubby-Bull)
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What do you call a beautiful bull ????
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बुलबुल (Bull-Bull)
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Which phrase do punjabi bull's utter frequently while dancing?
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Bull-e Bull-e !!!
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What do you call a pair of a Bull and a Lion hanging out together ????
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Bullion (Bull-Lion) !!!
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What do you call a bull coming from Mexico ????
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Bulletin (Bull-Latin) !!
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Who was the 1st bull to be elected President?
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A-bull Kalam !!
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Which country has the highest population of bulls?
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Bull-garia !!
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Which part of India has the highest population of bulls?
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Cham-bull !!
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What is a bull's favorite holiday destination?
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Ka-bull !!
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What are a bull's all time favorite bollywood movies?
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Mission Istam-bull and Ba-bull !!
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Where do all bulls go for pilgrimage?
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Maha-Bull-eshwar !!
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What is a bull's under wear called?
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बुलंदी (Bull-Undy) !!
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What do you call a very heavy Bull???
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He is called as "Bullky"
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What do you call a Bull who is a devotee of Sai Baba?
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Bull's Eye (Bull-Sai) !!
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All the above jokes were quite Incredi-bull !!:-P

© Gareeb Jokes

9 comments:

  1. How about this one -

    What do you call a floating Bull?

    Bull-Bula

    :D .. original hai.. not stolen

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  2. @Chhaya,
    Baap re baap.. This one was a real killer.. You deserve the No-Bail Prize :-)

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  3. itnee mehen-gai mein no-bail hi mil jaye to hamein Qa-bull hai :P

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  4. @Chhaya ji,
    Lagta hai aaj aap form mein hain.. You have caught the bull by the horns.. :-)

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  5. How u say if a lover climbing a tree.
    ..................Babull main Babul

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  6. @pK,
    Welcome to PoorJokes.in..
    Aap bhi kuch kum nahi hai PJs maarne mein :-)

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