Sick Jokes

Santa Singh works for an MNC. He always applies for a single kind of leave. Sick Leave !!
Why ????
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Because he thinks he is always eligible for सिख leaves !!!!
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Santa Singh was initially going to play Michael Duglas' role in the movie Basic Instinct.
But he refused. Why ????
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Because of the title of the movie - बे-सिख Instinct !!
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