Mythological Poor Jokes (Ramayan and Mahabharat)

One the occasion of Diwali, when Ram returned to Ayodhya after this Vanvaas, here is a series of deadly mythological PJs...

1.Which character in Mahabharata watched Channel V from a distance of 1 km from the Television Set?? 

V-Dur. (Vidur)

2.Which was the most smelly character in Mahabharata? 

Gaandhari..

3.Which character was the most doubtable character in Mahbharata? 

Shak-uni...

4.Which character in Mahabharata was Ekta Kapoor's Favorite? 

Kkaran.

5.Which character of Mahabhrata could never win any competition ? 

Draw-padi.

6.Which is the most noisy character in Ramayana? 

Kai-Kai...(Kaikayi)

7.Which character in Ramayana had a liking for 2 carpets? 

Man-Do-Dari (Mandodari)

8.Which was the most sad character in Ramayana?? 

So-grieve (Sugreeva)

9.Which character in Ramayana was the favorite of Walt Disney? 

Wall-Micky (Valmiki)

10. Which character in Ramayana was the laziest ? 

Laxman . (Anyone who has seen him running between the wickets in a Cricket match will vouch for it !!)

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