Sunday, August 2, 2009

Ajit Jokes SMS Collection - Part 1

Raabert: boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain.
Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge.
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Scene: Ajit thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing.
Ajit: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?
Ajit: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaart hand to seekh legi.
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Ajit: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger start kar do.
Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas?
Ajit: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
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Scene: Ajit comes to know about the traitor in his gang.
Ajit: Raabert, ise ShamePain mein daal tho, agar Shame se nahi mara to Pain se mar jayega.
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Ajit: Rabert! isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit bhi jayega
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Raabert: Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein boss?
Ajit: Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona
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Peter: Boss? Sona kahan hei?
Ajit: Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!
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Scene: Ajit spots one of his is enemies...
Ajit: Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai, woh hamara mehman hai. Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein bhee gadhi pahna do...phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho jayega !
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Scene: Ajit is escaping with his men in a helicopter...
Ajit: Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon ke pare door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale rang ki sioorlett (cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe signal on..off..on..off
Raabert : Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ?
Ajit : bewkoof...off..on..off..on...
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Raabert: Boss? Is kaa kyaa kare boss?
Ajit: Raabert! Is pille ko liquid oxygen me daal do. Liquid ise jeene nahi dega, aur oxygen ise marne nahi dega.
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Peter: Boss? aur is pille ka kyaa kare boss?
Ajit: Peter! Is saale ko super-conductor me daal do, saala bus mein ticket dete-dete thak jayega.
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Peter: Boss is saale ka kya karen ?
Ajit: Ise microprocessor mein daal do...BIT by BIT marega !
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Raabert: aur boss..iska kya karen ?
Ajit:Ise hamlet poison khilado...sochta rahega, to be or not to be !
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Scene: Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy
Ajit: "Raabert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi aa jaayegi.
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Bob: Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
Ajit: Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padega.!
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Scene: Raabert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Raabert is perplexed !
Raabert: Boss ab kya hoga ??
Ajit: Raabert Ek aur hole bana do , aur ek hole me IN aur doosre me OUT lik do . Ek hole se paani ander aayega aur doosre se bahar chale jayega !!
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Scene: Raabert had twins and comes to the "Boss".....
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajit : Ek ka naam rakho Peter....
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajit: Repeater.

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