Funny Friendship Day SMS Collection

The following SMSes have been contributed by Mr. Funny-sh Murthy.
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A good friend is like a good bra.
Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds u up when r down &; always close to the heart.
Happy Friendship Day !!

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Love is like chewing gum, whose flavor wanes with time!
Friendship is like chocolate, whose taste lasts till the end!
Happy Friendship Day !!
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A good friend is like a computer; u 'enter' my life, i 'save' u in my heart, u 'format' my problems & i never 'delete' u from my memory!
Happy Friendship Day !!
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Friendship is not about "I am sorry", it is about "Kaminey, sab teri galti hai"..
It is not about "I am here for you", it is about "Kahan hai saale"..
It is not about "I understand", it is about "Sab teri wajah se hua manhoos"..
Happy Friendship Day !!
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Dost, tum loosemotion ki tatti nahi, jo girte hi bikhar jaye..
Tum wo solid lade ho, jo flush ke baad bhi apne nishan chodd jaye..
Happy Friendship Day !!
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