Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Obnoxious SMS PJs

Statutary Warning:- Extremely obnoxious stuff below. Read at your own risk.
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Question:- Jin logo ko Kabj hota hai, police unko apne kabje mein kyon lena chahti hai?
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Answer:- Kyonki un logon ne Goo-Naah kiya hai !!
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Question:- India ke kis shahar mein Kayam Churna (a well known laxative) sabse zyada bikta hai (kyonki wahan har kisi ko kabj hai) ?
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Answer:- Guna (Goo-Naa) !!
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11 comments:

  1. asit dhalAugust 12, 2009 at 6:46 AM

    aaj se mein hamesa time pe goo karunga....

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  2. Whats In A NameAugust 12, 2009 at 6:58 AM

    Please dont do dirty talks on such a Pious Blog!!!

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  3. Wondering WandererAugust 12, 2009 at 8:58 AM

    @Asit,
    Phir tum par koi kabhi bhi gu-naah karne ka ilzaam nahi laga sakega :-)

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  4. Wondering WandererAugust 12, 2009 at 8:59 AM

    @WhatsInAName,
    Maafi..
    Galti ho gayi..
    Agli baar yeh Goo-Naah nahi hoga !!

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  5. Shilpa GargAugust 12, 2009 at 12:14 PM

    :D
    Pretty Gross Though!! :)

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  6. ChhayaAugust 13, 2009 at 3:28 AM

    itnee badboo kiyun aa rahi hai?

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  7. Whats In A NameAugust 13, 2009 at 8:30 AM

    @Chhaya...

    Please badboo jaisi baatein itane pavitr blog mai mat karein...
    :-P

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  8. Whats In A NameAugust 13, 2009 at 8:30 AM

    @ Shilpa...

    Itana gross to grocery shop mai bhi nahi milta !!

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  9. AnonymousAugust 15, 2009 at 6:53 AM

    U r Rocking yaar...!!! keep going,,>!!!

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  10. Wondering WandererAugust 15, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    @Anonymous,
    Dhanyawaad !!

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  11. AnonymousJuly 2, 2010 at 1:06 PM

    TERI MA KO

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