Ajit Jokes SMS Collection - Part 2

(Scene --> Ajit murders a man.)
Ajit : Raabert, Is aadmi ko Hero Honda ki tank mein dal do.
Raabert : kyon baas?
Ajit : Fill it, shut it, forget it!
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Boss : Raabert!
Rab : Yes, bass?
Boss : Yeh "bus" mei kuch hawa daal do.
Rab : Lekin, kyon bass?
Boss : Yeh bus "Airbus" ban jayega.
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Ajit : Raabutt, use TNT se uda do !
Raabert : Lekin baas, TNT kyon, dynamite kyon nahin ?
Ajit : Bevokoof, is-se yeh NTT se nan-NTT ban jayega
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Raabert: Boss, ye ladki ne hamari saab bate sun li. Is ladki ka kya kiya jaye?
Ajit: Raabert, ees ladki ko maar do, aur iski choli par do traps laga do.
Raabert: vo kyon boss?
Ajit: Bevakuf, jub police ko ladki ki laash milegi to police samje gi ke ladki boob-y trap ho kar mar gayi!!
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(After a local bad guy crosses Ajit)
Ajit: Raabert, ees aadmi ko maar Dalo aur ees ki laash ke saath aek kela (banana) aur thoda milk rakh do.
Raabert: vo kyon boss?
Ajit: Aare bavekuf, jub police ko lash milegi to police samajegi ke koi cereal killer ne eeska khoon kiya hey.
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(Ajit is really pleased with the dinner at a restaurant and wants to compliment and reward the chef)
Ajit: Raabert, ye chef ne aachha khan banaya. Tum ees ke ghar jao aur ees ke ghar ki bell nikal do. Bell ki jagah tum peas rakh do
Raabert: vo kyon Boss?
Raabert: Bevekuf, mein ees ko no-bell pea sur prize dena chahta hun

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Scene: Raabert had triplet and comes to the "Boss".....
Raabert: Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya naam shoche hein aap?
Ajit: Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater aur Wang Chung.
Raabert: Teesra ka naam "Wang Chung" kiu boss???!!!
Ajit: Beokuf, tumhe malum nehi...is prithwi me paida hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai.
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Ajit: Raabert, is bail kaa stool test karo.
Raabert: Stool, boss ?
Ajit: Aakhir pataa chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.
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Scene: Ajit get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.
Ajit: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
Ajit: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi.
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Scene: Raabert and Ajit go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock...
Raabert: Boss....more.. more...
Ajit picks up the peacock, shoots it and says...
Ajit : No more !
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Raabert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen ?
Ajit : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua hai.
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Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa...
Ajit: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai.
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Ajit: Mona, tum Toni se shaadi mat karnaa, bahut mona-toni ho jaegi.
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Ajit: Raabert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.
Raabert: kyu boss ?
Ajit: Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena.
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Ajit: "Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do, great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi"
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Ajit: "Is ex-Miss India ko Middle East lekar maar daalo. Marne ke baath bhi will not rest in peace. Nahin to Hemendra Godbole ka crossword puzzle ka anagram clue de do, uska 'real fun' se 'funeral' ho jayega."