Saturday, December 27, 2008
Abhishek and Aishwarya's Baby
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Christmas Poor Joke
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A:- Banta Clause !!
© Gareeb Jokes
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Bollywood PJ
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He says, "John !! Ab raham (अब रहम) !!"
© Gareeb Jokes
Monday, December 15, 2008
Real Life Comedy. Bush "Shooe-d" at Baghdad
An Iraqi journalist was wrestled to the floor by security guards after he called Mr Bush “a dog” and threw his footwear, just missing the president.
The soles of shoes are considered the ultimate insult in Arab culture.
During the trip, Mr Bush and Iraqi PM Nouri Maliki signed the new security agreement between their countries.
The pact calls for US troops to leave Iraq in 2011 - eight years after the 2003 invasion that has in part defined the Bush presidency.
Speaking just over five weeks before he hands over power to Barack Obama, Mr Bush also said the war in Iraq was not over and more work remained to be done.
His previously unannounced visit came a day after US Defence Secretary Robert Gates told US troops the Iraq mission was in its “endgame”.
‘Size 10′
In the middle of the news conference with Mr Maliki, a reporter stood up and shouted “this is a goodbye kiss from the Iraqi people, dog,” before hurtling his shoes at Mr Bush, narrowly missing him.
“All I can report is a size 10,” Mr Bush said according to the Associated Press news agency.
He He,
I salute Mr Bush for his wacky reply and great fitness.He surely is a role model for his Indian counterparts. I am sure none of the Indian leaders have the fitness to dodge and safeguard themselves the way Mr Bush did.
Separated at Birth? - Part 5
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Worst PJ of the year !!
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दूकान वाले....
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दो कान वाले !!!
© Gareeb Jokes
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Separated at Birth?
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Santa Banta on Sadhvi Pragya
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
PJ on George W Bush
Q:- What is George Bush's favorite movie?
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Answer:- "Kabhi Al-Quaeda Na Kehna"
© Gareeb Jokes
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Kanjoos PJ
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A:- Simple hai boss.... "Parsi"monious !!
© Gareeb Jokes
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Intellectual PJ
Friday, November 14, 2008
PJ on Baldness
Deadly PJ
What do you call the business with which cows are related?
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Dairy?
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Nahi.!!!
Ye to puraana naam hai...
Kuch naya socho!!!!!!!
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Gwala??
Nahi!!!!!!!
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It is called as
Go (cow) - Rakh - Dhandha...(Gorakhdhandha)
Mhuhuhaahahaa..
:-P
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Poor Joke, Santa Banta Jokes now on Your Mobile!!!!
Guys,
This is good news for all Gareeb Jokes Fans!!!!!!
GareebJoke Fans can receive the choicest Santa Banta Jokes, Heart-Breaking PJs , Chutkules and Deadly Humor (HU-MAR :-P) on their "Mobile Phones" absolutely free!!!! All they have to do is to subscribe via the link given below:
http://labs.google.co.in/smschannels/subscribe/GAREEBJOKES
So what are you waiting for????
Become a member now!!!
Gareebi Zindabaad!!!
:-)
PS:
1. We are strictly against spamming. So you need not worry about your inbox getting cluttered with nonsense.
2. We are strictly agains any joke which doesnt fall in the catagory of a "Poor Joke". So you need to worry about the "WTF" feeling after you read our smses.
Thanks,
THE GareebJoke(Poor Jokes) TEAM.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Santa and Banta doing Goo-Gal !!
बंता:- क्या ज़माना आ गया है. लोग सरे आम Google ( गू - गल ) करने लगे हैं !!
© Gareeb Jokes
Friday, November 7, 2008
POOR JOKE (PJ) on INDIAN POLITICS
Here is the latest PJ from the SANTA AND PUNTER series. The topic this time is the Indian Lok Sabha Elections coming soon...
We request your feedback on the strip and the ways to improve it. Kindly give your valuable comments too...
PS: Move Cursor from left to right to see the complete strip..
© PoorJokes.in
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Barak Obama PJ
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Barak Obama wins the US Presidential Elections.
Indian Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh calls him up to congratulate him.
What does he say?
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"Mu-Barak" ( मुबारक ) Obama !!
© Gareeb Jokes
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Mythological Poor Jokes (Ramayan and Mahabharat)
1.Which character in Mahabharata watched Channel V from a distance of 1 km from the Television Set??
2.Which was the most smelly character in Mahabharata?
Sunday, October 26, 2008
PJ Song in the movie "Heroes"
This is to inform all such cribbers that we are not alone. Lyricists in the Indian Film Industry are falling short of new Ideas and have started scribbling PJs for creativity. The recently released movie “Heroes” starring Salman , Sunny, Preity Zinta has a song which shows the subtle inclination of the lyricist towards PJism…
Mainu hoya pyar baliye
Pehli pehli baar baliye
Dil wich aaja aaja
Banke qaraar baliye
Main mangaya si
Mannataa ve mannataa
Tu jo mile jindadi
Jannataa ve jannataa
Tera mera vyah soni chheti je karaiye
Agli basanta mainu “Santa Banta” chahiye
Hukm jo bhi tera hoga
Assi daavedar haan
Sajna ji daave tere
Saade dil te taar haan
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You don’t believe us??
Ok here is the link to the song on youtube as well:
Lyricist Jalees Sherwani has surely taken PJism to new heights. We wish him good luck for the future and invite him to be a guest blogger at our place.
Cheers!!!!!
Friday, October 24, 2008
Famous Last Words..
What song does a Goat sing before being slaughtered in a butcher shop?
. . . . . . .Kar chale hum fida jano tan sathiyon.. (कर चले हम फ़िदा जानो तन साथियों..)
Ab tumhare hawale Mutton sathiyon.. (अब तुम्हारे हवाले Mutton साथियों..)
:-D
Reader's Quiz :-
What song does a Hen sing before being slaughtered in a butcher shop?
© Gareeb Jokes
Monday, October 20, 2008
Delicious PJ: Aam Aadmi
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हरामखोर (हर-आम-खोर) !!
© Gareeb Jokes
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Sick Jokes
Why ????
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Because he thinks he is always eligible for सिख leaves !!!!
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Santa Singh was initially going to play Michael Duglas' role in the movie Basic Instinct.
But he refused. Why ????
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Because of the title of the movie - बे-सिख Instinct !!
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© Gareeb Jokes
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Bhool Bhulaiya
To his utter surprise, he noticed that the nameplate in front of this mansion bearing his name had changed to Amitabh Bachchan !! As he entered the house, all his servants bowed to him, but referred to him as SRK. He pinched himself, wondering if it was a dream. The last straw was when his wife said to him, "Welcome home!! Sallu Darling !!"
How did this happen ?
Was this a conspiracy ??
Was it a practical joke ???
Was the industrialist dreaming ????
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Are nahi yaar, the answer is simple.....
"Agar subah ka Bhula shaam ko ghar wapas aa jaye, to use Bhula nahi kahte !!"
© Gareeb Jokes
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Funny cricketer
Thursday, October 9, 2008
The Lion King
During one such journey in the dense forests of Africa, Hemant decided to take a breather and prepare tea for himself. He collected some leaves and shrubs,lighted a fire, and made tea.
While enjoying his tea, a fierce Lion attacked him. Ready to tear him apart, the lion leaped on Hemant. Hemant fell on the ground and the tea dropped from his hands.
He knew he would not survive anymore. The Lion would surely kill him and have a feast. But he decided not to giveup and fight for his life.
He attacked the Lion and to his surprise, he was able to overpower him. He banged him left right and centre. The Lion was tamed to a Cat!!!! And he survived!!!!
How?
What had happenned all of a sudden?
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Arey Simple Yaar...
When Hemant Dropped the T(ea), he became HEMANT - T = HE-MAN
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.Happy Dushhehera..
© Gareeb Jokes
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Dassehra Joke
Q:- What song does the performer playing Lord Ram sing after the effigy of Ravan catches fire?
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A:- The famous Mika song, with a twist...
Ravan mein lag gayi aag, dil mera haai.....
© Gareeb Jokes
Monday, September 29, 2008
Aaaloo Aaaloo
© Gareeb Jokes
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Bainsla Par Faisla...
Friday, September 26, 2008
A poem by a frustrated mind..
Ki khuda ne kisi ko to banaya hoga mere liye ..
Vo ab se pehle na jaane kitnon ko dekh chuki hogi...
Par un sabko reject kiya hoga usne mere liye !!
Dusron ke affairs dekh, frustration dil mein liye..
Koi mujhko bhi milegi, hum isi ummeed mein jiye..
Jab khud se kuch na ho paye..
To chod dete hain hum sab khuda ke liye..
Yeh soch kar hi khush ho jate hain..
Ki khuda ne kisi ko to banaya hoga hamare liye ..
Par khuda bhi sochta hoga..
Main bhi kya karon aise nikamme ke liye..
Kabhi Kabhi mere dil mein khayaal aata hai ...
Ki khuda ne kisi ko to banaya hoga mere liye ..
Apni kismat ki daastaan tumhe kya sunaae dosto..
Ki jalne se pahle hi bujh jaate hai saare diye...
Jo pasand bhi aae hamei koi ladki agar..
To milti hai agle din apne haath mai wo Rakhi liye..
Na school na college na job mai mili koi kanya..
Rahenge kuwaare ham ab poori zindagi ke liye...
Jo mil jae hamei Jannat ka koi darzi...
To de aae use apni kismat ki chaadar seeney ke liye....
Kabhi Kabhi mere dil mein khayaal aata hai ...
Ki khuda ne kisi ko to banaya hoga mere liye ..
Vo ab se pehle na jaane kitnon ko dekh chuki hogi...
Par un sabko reject kiya hoga usne mere liye !!
© Gareeb Jokes
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
OSO
...Main ghum aaya London, Paris, New York, San-Francisco.
Dil mein mere hai Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco..
...Mujhe pata chala pichle mahine ki chabbis ko.
Dil mein mere hai Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco..
Inspired by such crap, the authors of GJ have come up with their own crappy version of the song.
WW says..
Na jagao mere andar ke genious ko..
Dil mein mere hai Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco..
WIAN says..
Is ghatiya PJ par maaro pakad kar isko.
Suno yeh ke sadi parody Sar peeto aur sisko..
Aage karo parody wahi ... Pitna hai jisko jisko
Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco..
WW replies..
Hum wo nahi.. pitne se darr lage jisko..
Hum nakam karenge teri is koshish ko..
Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco..
WIAN hits back..
Ise india se nikalo, bhej do isey mosco(w)
Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco.. Dard-e-Disco..
© PoorJokes.in
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Lazy Bengali
© Gareeb Jokes
Scott Adams
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It is this famous Sushmita Sen item number from the film "Sirf Tum" -
Dilber(t) Dilber(t), haan Dilber(t) Dilber(t),
Hosh na khabar hai, yeh kaisa asar hai,
Tumse milne ke baad Dilber(t),
Tumse milne ke baad Dilber(t).....
© Gareeb Jokes
Monday, September 22, 2008
Return of "Jab Se Tere Naina.."
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If Mr. Bappi Lahiri buys a Tata Nano, what will his fans sing??
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They will sing the famous Lata Mangeshkar song from the movie "Caravan".
dilbar, dil se pyaare, dilbar
dil kee sunataa jaa re , saaree duniyaa haari hamase, ham tujhape dil haare
dilbar dil se pyaare
Lahiri-Lahiri Nano waale, Lahiri Nano waale !!
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If Mamta Banerjee and Buddhadev Battacharya fall in love, what song will they sing together?
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Nano karte pyaar tumhi se kar baithe,
karna tha inkaar, magar ikraar tumhi se kar baithe..
Nano karte pyaar tumhi se kar baithe !!
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Ufffff....
Sorry....
:-P
© Gareeb Jokes
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Jab Se Tere Naina
Friday, September 19, 2008
Return of Nagraj Series
The following PJs have been contributed by Deepak Panwar.
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Marne ke baad snakes ke upar kya dala jata hai...... Ka-Fan
Aur phir kabristan mein usay kya kar diya jata hai...... Da-Fan
June ke month mein snakes apne bill mein kya chalate hain...... Fan
A Snake's fav actress......... Gul Pa-Nag
Snake's motherland..... Anant-Nag
Snakes ek dusre ko kaise greet karte hain....... Best Vish-es
Hum brunch mein kya khate hain....... Snakes (Snacks)
Ek snake mera friend hai, and his name is...... Vish-al
Which ERP package do snakes use??....... SAP
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And here is one sent by Chhaya
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A: - Hissssssssstory
:D
Thursday, September 18, 2008
SANTA AND "PUN"TER"SERIES
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Nagraj Series
A:- वो अपना "फन" ऊपर कर लेता है (and he becomes a fun-ny snake) !!
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Q:- एक All-rounder नाग को क्या कहते हैं?
A:- हर-फन-मौला !!
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Q:- एक intelligent नाग को क्या कहते हैं?
A:- फन-du (fundu) नाग !!
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:- एक नाग कि favorite movie क्या है?
A:- फन-ना (Fanaa) !!
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Q:- एक artist नाग को क्या बोलते हैं?
A:- फन-कार !!
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Q:- एक टपोरी नाग को क्या बोलते हैं?
अ:-फन-टूश !!
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Q:- एक साँप को कौन से TV programmes पसंद हैं?
A:- साँप-Operas (Soap-Operas) !!
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Q:- बहुत तेज़ भागने वाले साँप को क्या बोलते हैं?
A:- सर्प-अट (सरपट) !!
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Q:- सापों के नेता का नाम क्या है?
A:- सर्प-अंच (सरपंच) !!
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Q:- जो साँप गाना नही गा सकता उसे क्या कहते हैं?
A:- ना-गा (नागा) !!
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© Gareeb Jokes
A Brief Joke
Shop keepers across the country have refused to sell “Amul Macho” range of undergarments.
Reason sighted was that buyers used to curse the shop owners while purchasing them.
Every buyer used to say “Macho Do !!”
© Gareeb Jokes
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Kaal Bhairav
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© Gareeb Jokes
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Bruce Lee Series
A:- He became Dead-ly !!
Q:- Bruce Lee ke gareeb bhai ka naam kya hai?
A:- Ku Lee ...
Aur use gardener cousin ka naam hai.. Maa-Lee !!
Uske Sharabi uncle ka naam hai.. Mawa-Lee !!
Uska favorite festival hai.. Diwa-Lee !!
Uska favorite deity hai.. Ka-Lee !!
Uska favorite music hai.. Qawa-Lee !!
Uska caste hai.. Banga-Lee !!
(For addtional impact, please recite the above lines like Ehsaan Qureshi :-))
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Horrendous Joke
Jhagda itana serious hota hai ki Raam , shyaam ko maarne ke liye kaala jaadu (black magic) karta hai, aur ek Chudail bhejta hai...
Chudail shyaam ke peechey pad jaati hai.. Aur uske khoon ki pyaasi ho jaati hai
Shyaam us se bachta hua apne ghar ke paas ek lane mai ghus jaata hai......
Chudail waha uska peecha karte hue gali mai ghus jaati hai aur ghuste hi paagal ho jaati hai Chudail finally apni jaan bachaakar bhaag jaati hai... Aur shyaam bach jaata hai...
Batao Aisa Kyu hua???
Batao kyu???
Batao kyu?????????????
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Kyunki...
Teri Gali "WITCH" aake...
Sab sudh budh hosh gavaake..
Deewani, paagal main tally ho gayi...
"Mein Tally (Mentally)" "Mein Tally" (Mentally) "Mein Tally" (Mentally) ho Gayi!!!!!
( Song from Ugly and Pagli)
Ufffff...
Ufff...
Sorry..
:-P
© Gareeb Jokes
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
James Bond
ऑटो-रिक्शा से उतर कर उसने ड्राईवर से पुछा, "कितना हुआ भैया?"
ड्राईवर बोला, "Rs. 5"
जेम्स बोंड ने उसको सिर्फ़ Rs. २.50 दिए. ड्राईवर ने गुस्सा होकर बोला "मेरा बाकि पैसा??"
जेम्स बोंड बोला, "ढाई Another Day !!"
Marketing
Hence, the Gang was called "Maar-Ke-Ting" !!
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Tasty Joke
Bharat Heavy Electricals Ltd. (B.H.E.L.) is planning to open a new Plant in Puri, Orissa.
The Plant has been named- "B.H.E.L.Puri"
© Gareeb Jokes
Sunday, September 7, 2008
SMS (Sardar Manmohan Singh) Joke
© Gareeb Jokes
Bappi-da Series
One who gossips a lot.. Gappi Lahiri !!
One who kisses everyone he meets.. Puppy Lahiri !!
One who hugs everyone he meets.. Jhappy Lahiri !!
One who sleeps everywhere.. Nappy Lahiri !!
© PoorJokes.in
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Anu Malik
Just after he was born, his father Mr. Malik Senior picked him up and said, "Here is A-New Malik !!"
© Gareeb Jokes
Dreamzzzzz
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Swapn-nil !!
© Gareeb Jokes
Return of Bulla Ki jaana Mai kaun... :-)
On public demand we are back with another edition of Bulla Ki Jaana Mai Kaun..:-)
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Name the terrorist organization run by Bulls..??
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Its Hiz-Bull..
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Name the favorite workout of a Bull in a Gym???
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Nahi Pata?????
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Its a Bullworker...
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What do you a call a not so intelligent Bull???
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He He...
He is ia "Dumbull"
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What do you call a weak bull???
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"Feebull" (Feeble)
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"Nirbull"
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WHat is Bull's favourite ToothBrush???
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It is "Babull"
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What do you call a Modest Bull???
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"HumBull" Humble
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What do you say when a Bull Falls down ??
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The Bull just "Tumbulled" (Tumbled).
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If you dont understand these jokes then what shall you call these jokes????
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""IntangiBull" (Intangible)
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© Gareeb Jokes
Sunday, August 31, 2008
A Dog's World
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My dog is a big football fan. He watches Bark-ley's English Premier League everyday !!
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My dog's favorite TV presenter is Bark-ha Dutt !!
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My dog's favorite Bollywood producer is Bone-y Kapoor !!
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My dog work's in Bhabha Atomic Research Center (B.A.R.C.) !!
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© Gareeb Jokes
Saturday, August 30, 2008
TaSh(a)rif Rakhiye..
© Gareeb Jokes
Friday, August 29, 2008
Bulla ki Jaana Mai Kaun... :-P
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Its called a Bull-lee (Bully)..
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Once a bull felt ill..The Bull went to the doctor. Doctor gave him an injection and he felt asleep immediately...
What was the name of the injection???
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It is called a "Bull-Dozer"
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Who is the most artistic bull on Indian Era??
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(MaqBull Fida Hussain) मकबूल
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What does a bull's wife call her husband ?????
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हबीबुल (Hubby-Bull)
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What do you call a beautiful bull ????
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बुलबुल (Bull-Bull)
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Which phrase do punjabi bull's utter frequently while dancing?
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Bull-e Bull-e !!!
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What do you call a pair of a Bull and a Lion hanging out together ????
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Bullion (Bull-Lion) !!!
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What do you call a bull coming from Mexico ????
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Bulletin (Bull-Latin) !!
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Who was the 1st bull to be elected President?
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A-bull Kalam !!
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Which country has the highest population of bulls?
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Bull-garia !!
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Which part of India has the highest population of bulls?
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Cham-bull !!
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What is a bull's favorite holiday destination?
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Ka-bull !!
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What are a bull's all time favorite bollywood movies?
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Mission Istam-bull and Ba-bull !!
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Where do all bulls go for pilgrimage?
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Maha-Bull-eshwar !!
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What is a bull's under wear called?
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बुलंदी (Bull-Undy) !!
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What do you call a very heavy Bull???
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He is called as "Bullky"
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What do you call a Bull who is a devotee of Sai Baba?
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Bull's Eye (Bull-Sai) !!
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All the above jokes were quite Incredi-bull !!:-P
© Gareeb Jokes
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
PJ of the Month - Contender 2
One day, he had a son.
What was his son called?
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Mr. संडास (Son-Das)
© Gareeb Jokes
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Short comings
Which car did he drive?
Hyundai Sonata.... since he was so नाटा !!
© Gareeb Jokes
Saturday, August 23, 2008
WaCaow........
Anyways, all this made me think one day that What do we call patients who are treated by the ancient Indian Cow Urine Therapy!!!!!
Dont Know??
Dont Know???
Dont Know????
They are called as Go(गौ)-Sippers..
Uff...:-P
© Gareeb Jokes
Menaka Vs. Pepsi
Reason:- Pepsi's punchline "Yeh Dil Mange More"
© Gareeb Jokes
Friday, August 22, 2008
Bi-King Joke
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A:- Mum-Biker !!
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PJ of the Month Contender 1
This one is seriously one of the best PJ posted over here.. We shall be tagging the best PJ each month and I think it should be one of the contenders...
There was a girl in a small town. Whoever met her asked her just one question:
"Aap hamein Meetha-Paan kab khilaengi?? "
"Aap hamein Meetha-Paan kab khilaengi?? "
"Aap hamein Meetha-Paan kab khilaengi?? "
"Aap hamein Meetha-Paan kab khilaengi?? "
Why?
why??
Why???
Why????
Simple boss...
Her name was " Sweety Paan-dey" ( पान दे )
:-P
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Pathetic Joke
Banta: " ????? Who is She??
Santa: She is Mall-Licka....
Balle Balle....
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Thursday, August 21, 2008
Santa The Priest...
Banta Singh : Use Perfumed Bada-Pav khilao....Wo priest ban jaega...
Santa: Kaisa???
Banta: Kyunki Perfumed Bada-Pav khane se wo Bada-Pav(Itr) ho jaega...
:-P
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Scientist have found a formula of the perfect joke....
Here it goes...
The mathematical equation for the perfect joke has been revealed by scientists.
The formula - c=(m+nO)/p - was worked out by Helen Pilcher
In the formula, c is the funniness of the joke;
m is the "comic moment" which is arrived at by multiplying the punchline's funniness rating by the length of the joke's buildup.
nO is the number of times the subject undergoes a pratfall, multiplied by the "ouch factor" - the social and physical pain of the indignity involved.
The total is divided by the number of puns, p.
Puns are seen as dissipating the power of a joke because they tend to encourage groans rather than laughter
Jasoos Jokes
A:- Coz he is..... Spy - डर - Man !!
Q:- What is James Bond's favorite Jeans brand?
A:- Spy-Kar ( Spy कर ) Jeans !!
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Elephant series :-)
1. Has anyone ever seen a nude elephant?
Yes?
:-p
No. All elephants have their trunks on. . .
2. What do you call when you find two elephants talking to each other?
Answer: a Trunk Call.
:-p
3. What did the elephant do when he ate from his trunc?
Answer: He just trunc-ate-d
:-p
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How marriage changes a man..
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Mad Elephant
He reaches a village where elections for the post of Sarpanch were on full swing.. Surprisingly does not harm anybody and goes right into the polling booth and tries to caste his vote!!!!!!!!
Why???
Why?????
Why????????
Because after he had gone mad, he became a"मत-वाला" हाथी...
:-P
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Vikram Chatwal
Coz Vikram himself licks (chat) the wall (Wall) to clean them....Thts why his name is Chat-Wall...
:-P
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The Jeffrey Archer of Archery- Limba Ram
India once bragged up about an archer named Limba Ram, proclaiming that we found the Arjuna of Kalyug. But he turned out to be a flopstar as most of the Indian players in the Olympics.
So why did Limba Ram perform so poorly in most of the events he participated.. . ?
Because he seriously believed in giving his "limbs" "aram" all the time. .
:-p
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SMS Sher-o-Shayari (Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein..)
Fasten up your seat belts. :-p
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mai khayal aata hai. .
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mai khayal aata hai. .
Ki agar mai hu bada boring. .
to mere muh se pani kyu nahi aata hai. .
Wah wah. .
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Mogambo Khush Hua !!
I have the answer. I believe Shakti Kapoor will be the villian in Mr. India 2. And he will be playing Crime Master Gogo.
Why? Do you ask? Simple, since he is the self proclaimed Mogambo ka Bhateeja !!
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Tuesday, August 19, 2008
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A-Kali Dal
Q:- What is the most popular deity in Los Angeles?
A:- Godess KALI.. since Los Angeles is in “Kali”-fornia !!
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AaGay AaGay dekho, hota hai kya !!
Q:- What form of alternate medicine do Gay people take?
A:- “Homo”-eo-pathy !!
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As bad as it gets..
This landmark blog brings together 2 veterans in the world of PJs. We bring with ourselves more than 50 years (25 each) of rich experience in conceptualization, development and distribution of cutting edge PJs. We promise to deliver our readers the worst, most obnoxious and downright cheap PJs they will ever come across.
A promise is a promise !!
Talking of promises…
Q:- What do you call a man who keeps breaking his promise?
A:- Promis(e)cuous
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