Saturday, September 13, 2008

Horrendous Joke

Raam aur Shyaam mein jhagda ho jaata hai..
Jhagda itana serious hota hai ki Raam , shyaam ko maarne ke liye kaala jaadu (black magic) karta hai, aur ek Chudail bhejta hai...
Chudail shyaam ke peechey pad jaati hai.. Aur uske khoon ki pyaasi ho jaati hai
Shyaam us se bachta hua apne ghar ke paas ek lane mai ghus jaata hai......

Chudail waha uska peecha karte hue gali mai ghus jaati hai aur ghuste hi paagal ho jaati hai Chudail finally apni jaan bachaakar bhaag jaati hai... Aur shyaam bach jaata hai...


Batao Aisa Kyu hua???


Batao kyu???

Batao kyu?????????????


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Nahi pata???



Kyunki...


Teri Gali "WITCH" aake...

Sab sudh budh hosh gavaake..

Deewani, paagal main tally ho gayi...

"Mein Tally (Mentally)" "Mein Tally" (Mentally) "Mein Tally" (Mentally) ho Gayi!!!!!
( Song from Ugly and Pagli)
Ufffff...
Ufff...
Sorry..
:-P

© Gareeb Jokes

1 comment:

  1. hahahhahah.... laughing my head off... everything about ur blog is soooooo hilarious. right from the name to the jokes to the Hindi translations.. loved it.

    i do write blue poems, but i love such fresh jokes...
    Gareebi Jindabad :D

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