Q:- What happened after Bruce Lee died??
A:- He became Dead-ly !!
Q:- Bruce Lee ke gareeb bhai ka naam kya hai?
A:- Ku Lee ...
Aur use gardener cousin ka naam hai.. Maa-Lee !!
Uske Sharabi uncle ka naam hai.. Mawa-Lee !!
Uska favorite festival hai.. Diwa-Lee !!
Uska favorite deity hai.. Ka-Lee !!
Uska favorite music hai.. Qawa-Lee !!
Uska caste hai.. Banga-Lee !!
(For addtional impact, please recite the above lines like Ehsaan Qureshi :-))
Bruce lee was a gr8 man until his sister gave birth to a baby, Then he became MAMUlee :P :D
ReplyDeleteThanks for your comment Mr/Ms. Google. Your PJ was definitely not Mamu-Lee :-)
ReplyDeleteHere is another one from my side.
How did Bruce Lee die?
When he was hit with a Go-Lee !!