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Monday, July 6, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
History in the Making !
Monday 12:35 PM, 16000 BC, Africa : Man Discovers "Fire" ( This has no correlation with the movie Daag, The Fire)
Thurday 6:00PM, 3000 BC, Srilanka (Near Muttiah Muralidharan's House ): Rama finally defeats Ravana and the world celebrates !
Sunday 2:00PM, 1500 BC, Kurukshetra: Pandavas win the famed battle of Mahabharata.
Wednesday 12:00AM, 0012 AD, Europe: Something important must have happened !!
Thursday 4:12PM, 1647 AD, India: Chatrapati Shivaji wins his first battle against his sworn enemy ( Naam bhul gaya).
Sunday 11:15AM, 10th May 1947, India: Mangal Pandey raises his voice against the Britishers.
Friday 0:00AM, 15th Aug 1947, New Delhi: India wins its independence.
Monday 2:15AM, 7th Jan 1950 Karnataka: Johny Lever is Born.
Saturday 7:00PM, 25th June 1983, London: India wins the Cricket World Cup.
Friday 9:00AM, 31st July 1995, Mumbai: Sharhrukh Khan starrer Guddu is released.
July 1999, Kashmir: India wins the Kargil war.
Sunday 12:00AM, 3rd March 2005, Mumbai: IndiaTV is launched.
Monday 12:00PM, 20th Jan 2009, Washington D.C., USA: Barack Hussein Obama sworn in as the first Black President of the United States of America.
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Thurday 6:00PM, 3000 BC, Srilanka (Near Muttiah Muralidharan's House ): Rama finally defeats Ravana and the world celebrates !
Sunday 2:00PM, 1500 BC, Kurukshetra: Pandavas win the famed battle of Mahabharata.
Wednesday 12:00AM, 0012 AD, Europe: Something important must have happened !!
Thursday 4:12PM, 1647 AD, India: Chatrapati Shivaji wins his first battle against his sworn enemy ( Naam bhul gaya).
Sunday 11:15AM, 10th May 1947, India: Mangal Pandey raises his voice against the Britishers.
Friday 0:00AM, 15th Aug 1947, New Delhi: India wins its independence.
Monday 2:15AM, 7th Jan 1950 Karnataka: Johny Lever is Born.
Saturday 7:00PM, 25th June 1983, London: India wins the Cricket World Cup.
Friday 9:00AM, 31st July 1995, Mumbai: Sharhrukh Khan starrer Guddu is released.
July 1999, Kashmir: India wins the Kargil war.
Sunday 12:00AM, 3rd March 2005, Mumbai: IndiaTV is launched.
Monday 12:00PM, 20th Jan 2009, Washington D.C., USA: Barack Hussein Obama sworn in as the first Black President of the United States of America.
12:00PM 8th July 2009 India: Will www.poorjokes.in win the Indiblogger of the Month Award? ?
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Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Bollywood Names ke PJ Bhare Opposites
Bachcho.. Aaj hum class mein opposites seekhenge..
Bolo, Ravina Tondon ka opposite kya hai???
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Socho socho....
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Chalo bata hi deta hun..
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It's Ravi-haan Tondon !!
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Shahrukh Khan ka opposite kya hai???
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Jaldi batao...
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Yeh bhi nahi pata??
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It's Shah-bhag Khan
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Chalo ab aakhri sawal.. Kum se kum yeh to sahi batao..
Salman Khan ka opposite kya hai?
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Kya kaha??
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Yes.. Sahi jawab !!
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It's Sal-woman Khan !!!
HEHEHEHEHE !!
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Thursday, June 25, 2009
"Rakhi ka Swayamvar"
Poor Jokes News Desk has done it once again!! Before the show hits NDTV Imagine from 29th June 2009, our correspondents have been successful in finding out the scheme of things in the show "Rakhi Ka Swayamvar". The show shall give Rakhi Sawant a chance to choose her life partner amongst a multitude of participants. Rumours are rife that the producers have received more than 20000 applications by men from around the globe for Rakhi Sawant's Swayamvar. Rumours are also rife that not a single male patient is left in the Agra Mental Hospital who hasn't applied for the Swayamvar.
However the breaking news is that participants in the Rakhi's Swayamvar were not meant to be from the Agra Mental Hospital initially!! The producers have shortlisted eminent personalities from the various fields to appear as guests in each episode of the show. These special guests would then attempt to woo Rakhi Sawant along side the mental cases who have applied by themselves.
The man invited to be the guest in the first episode is from the Indian Film Industry, Shiney Ahuja. He has tipped many other strong contenders from Bollywood who wanted to be invited. The clincher was his likings for maids.
Another one to appear in their list is from the Cricketing Fraternity. However his age suggests that we should use the word "Paternity" instead of "Fraternity". Its none other than Mohinder Amarnath! After his unsuccessful attempts at learning dancing in programmes like "Jhalak Dikhla Ja", he desperately wants Rakhi's companionship so that he could learn a few thumkas from her.
Another Cricketer who as been approached is S. Sreesanth. He is expected to be a perfect fit since he is used to being publicly slapped. Readers would recall that Rakhi had once slapped her earstwhile boyfriend Abhishek Awasthi full public view
But the biggest surprize of the Swayamvar is going to be none other then Sardar ManMohan Singh. He is a perfect fit for becoming Rakhi's husband as he is already habituated to obeying orders received from females.
When the Producers asked Rakhi who she would like to participate in her Swayamvar, they got a big surprise when she mentioned Mika Singh. She said she wanted to teach Mika a lifelong lesson for his earlier mis-demeanor with her.
Rakhi's ex-boyfriend Abhishek Awasthi when contacted was found unavailable. He apperantly has been admitted to a hospital recently due to stomach pains. On further enquiries, we came to know that the real reason for this is that he has been laughing incessantly since the show was announced, which resulted in his severe condition. He cannot believe there are so many fools want to get married to Rakhi !!
PS: As you all know, the above article is just a figment of our imagination and nothing mentioned here is real, we still would like to hear your stake on it! ! Who else do you think can come up in this list?? Press the reply button and let us know. .
However the breaking news is that participants in the Rakhi's Swayamvar were not meant to be from the Agra Mental Hospital initially!! The producers have shortlisted eminent personalities from the various fields to appear as guests in each episode of the show. These special guests would then attempt to woo Rakhi Sawant along side the mental cases who have applied by themselves.
The man invited to be the guest in the first episode is from the Indian Film Industry, Shiney Ahuja. He has tipped many other strong contenders from Bollywood who wanted to be invited. The clincher was his likings for maids.
Another one to appear in their list is from the Cricketing Fraternity. However his age suggests that we should use the word "Paternity" instead of "Fraternity". Its none other than Mohinder Amarnath! After his unsuccessful attempts at learning dancing in programmes like "Jhalak Dikhla Ja", he desperately wants Rakhi's companionship so that he could learn a few thumkas from her.Another Cricketer who as been approached is S. Sreesanth. He is expected to be a perfect fit since he is used to being publicly slapped. Readers would recall that Rakhi had once slapped her earstwhile boyfriend Abhishek Awasthi full public view
But the biggest surprize of the Swayamvar is going to be none other then Sardar ManMohan Singh. He is a perfect fit for becoming Rakhi's husband as he is already habituated to obeying orders received from females.
When the Producers asked Rakhi who she would like to participate in her Swayamvar, they got a big surprise when she mentioned Mika Singh. She said she wanted to teach Mika a lifelong lesson for his earlier mis-demeanor with her.Rakhi's ex-boyfriend Abhishek Awasthi when contacted was found unavailable. He apperantly has been admitted to a hospital recently due to stomach pains. On further enquiries, we came to know that the real reason for this is that he has been laughing incessantly since the show was announced, which resulted in his severe condition. He cannot believe there are so many fools want to get married to Rakhi !!
PS: As you all know, the above article is just a figment of our imagination and nothing mentioned here is real, we still would like to hear your stake on it! ! Who else do you think can come up in this list?? Press the reply button and let us know. .
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Ma Ka PJ (Poor Joke)
Bhaiyo ise padhkar aapka haajma kharaab hone ke poore chances hai... Please read at your own risk!!!!!
There is a politician in India who cannot contact her Mother without the aid of his Personal Assistant.
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It is simple Yaar!!
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Nahi Pata?
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It is P A Sang-Ma
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There is a politician in India who cannot contact her Mother without the aid of his Personal Assistant.
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It is simple Yaar!!
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Nahi Pata?
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It is P A Sang-Ma
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Friday, June 19, 2009
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Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Politicians playing Cricket
After the General Elections and formation of Government, all the political leaders of the country have decided to take some time off. While the World Cup T20 is going on in England, our politicians too have decided to play a cricket match. They divided themselves into 2 teams:- The Ruling Coalition and The Opposition
After much deliberation about the playing eleven, the teams were formed as follows –
The Ruling Coalition
M Karuna-nidhi could not be a part of the team due to health concerns, hence he has taken over the post of Coach. And by using Coach’s discretion, he has included 4 of his family members into the team (this despite strong opposition from the Non Playing Captain and Vice Captain).
The Opposition
The Opposition team requested retired player Atal Bihari Vajpai to be their coach, as he has the only Captain under whom this team won a match many years ago. But Atal ji has refused the post by uttering his famous line “Aisi ghatiya players ke sath match khelna.. Achchi baat nahi hai!!”
The not so funny part is that the only eligible players in Parliament, Mohd Azharuddin and Navjot Sidhu, shall not be able to play because all positions in their respective teams have already been booked by others.
And last but not the least, Meira Kumar has been appointed as the nation’s 1st Dalit Woman Match referee.
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After much deliberation about the playing eleven, the teams were formed as follows –
The Ruling Coalition
- Sonia Gandhi – has decided to become the Non Playing Captain
- Dr. Manmohan Singh – has been appointed the Vice Captain who would manage the players on field, based on the instructions received from the Non Playing Captain
- Mamta Banerjee – has been made the Wicket Keeper, since she can stop anything, let alone a cricket ball (given her track record of bringing entire West Bengal to a standstill hundreds of times)
- Pranab Mukherjee – has made the team as a Pinch Hitter, as he has expertise in bailing his party out of tight situations
- A K Antony– has been made the opening batsman as he was expected to have a good defense (being a Defense Minister)
- Shashi Tharoor – has been made the team's fast bowler, hoping that he can bowl as fast as he speaks English
- Sharad Pawar has made a last minute entry into the team, after his attempts to form a new team under his captaincy failed.
M Karuna-nidhi could not be a part of the team due to health concerns, hence he has taken over the post of Coach. And by using Coach’s discretion, he has included 4 of his family members into the team (this despite strong opposition from the Non Playing Captain and Vice Captain).
The Opposition
- L K Advani - has been chosen as the Captain because he is now getting used to the role of scrape-goat
- Jayalalitha – has been chosen as the wicket-keeper since nothing can get past her.
- Lalu Prasad Yadav - has been chosen exclusively chosen as a fielder so that he can display his sledging prowess on the ground. ( “Dhut.... Budhbak!!”)
- Arun Jet-lee - has been chosen as the fast bowler. He is hopeful that with the initials "Lee" on the back of his T Shirt he shall bowl as well as his Australian counterpart Brett Lee.
- Seeta Ram Yechuri - has also been chosen as a fielder only, who would always field at “Third” man.
- Jaswant Singh - would be the Stand-In Runner in case any batsman gets injured, as he has expertise in escorting people (remember Kandh-har??)
- Amar Singh - shall take the role of spinner. Just as he confuses the whole world about his political stands, he shall hopefully dupe the batsmen as well.
- The one Seat reserved in the team according to the “Women’s Reservation Bill” has gone to Sushma Swaraj
The Opposition team requested retired player Atal Bihari Vajpai to be their coach, as he has the only Captain under whom this team won a match many years ago. But Atal ji has refused the post by uttering his famous line “Aisi ghatiya players ke sath match khelna.. Achchi baat nahi hai!!”
The not so funny part is that the only eligible players in Parliament, Mohd Azharuddin and Navjot Sidhu, shall not be able to play because all positions in their respective teams have already been booked by others.
And last but not the least, Meira Kumar has been appointed as the nation’s 1st Dalit Woman Match referee.
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Friday, June 5, 2009
Breaking PJ News
Latest Headlines from the PoorJokes.in News Desk -
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A hard-line Indian political organization has decided to launch a nation wide agitation against all ISI mark products, since it suspects a Pakistani hand in them.
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A fundamentalist organization in Pakistan has opposed the telecast of WWE RAW Wrestling programmes in the country, as it believes Indian Intelligence is behind it.
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A hard-line Indian political organization has decided to launch a nation wide agitation against all ISI mark products, since it suspects a Pakistani hand in them.
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A fundamentalist organization in Pakistan has opposed the telecast of WWE RAW Wrestling programmes in the country, as it believes Indian Intelligence is behind it.
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Thursday, June 4, 2009
Office Humour( When you get late for Office)
You know what you guys have done!!!!!!!
You have just exposed yourself to the "WORST PJ" of all the times.....
You have just exposed yourself to the "WORST PJ" of all the times.....
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Blocks People Have
Off late, we have been suffering from this strange churning feeling in our stomachs when we think about creating a new PJ. You would appreciate that creating a Poor Joke is a tough job. And it becomes all the more difficult when we have to maintain the low standards that we have set for ourselves. I guess we are suffering from our own version of "Writer's Block". We call this "PJ Block".
On brooding over this problem, we have realized that there are many varieties of blocks around us and a lot of people suffer from them. Here is a quick list:
1. Mahendra Singh Dhoni: He who was known to knock the leather of the ball earlier, has off-late developed this habit of blocking every ball that he gets to play. He suffers from a strange kind of problem known as, “Batsman's Block” .
2. Mamta Banerjee: She has been suffering from “Rail Block” disease for a number of years, which manifests itself in her numerous "Rail Roko" Andolans. Now that she has received the Railway Ministry we sincerely hope that she comes out of it!
3. Himesh Reshamia: This aspirant (because one needs an Aspirin after being close to his music/voice/acting/face) has been suffering from “Nesal Block” over the last few years, which results in his highly irritating nesal voice.
4. Baba Ramdev: Unable to come up with any more modes of Pranayama except for the 6 basic styles, he is suffering from a “Yoga Block” . Helplessness against this block has made reverend Baba shift track to politics, juice, shampoo, soap manufacturing etc.
5. Vodafone : The white ghost like creatures have made watching TV a headache off-lately. The last series of the advertisements lack the creativity which was earlier evident. The ad conceptualizers have admitted to be suffering from “ZooZoo Block".
6. Manmohan Singh: He suffered with "Left Block" for 4.5 years in the last govt. And now he is having to deal with "DMK Block".
On brooding over this problem, we have realized that there are many varieties of blocks around us and a lot of people suffer from them. Here is a quick list:
1. Mahendra Singh Dhoni: He who was known to knock the leather of the ball earlier, has off-late developed this habit of blocking every ball that he gets to play. He suffers from a strange kind of problem known as, “Batsman's Block” .
2. Mamta Banerjee: She has been suffering from “Rail Block” disease for a number of years, which manifests itself in her numerous "Rail Roko" Andolans. Now that she has received the Railway Ministry we sincerely hope that she comes out of it!
3. Himesh Reshamia: This aspirant (because one needs an Aspirin after being close to his music/voice/acting/face) has been suffering from “Nesal Block” over the last few years, which results in his highly irritating nesal voice.
4. Baba Ramdev: Unable to come up with any more modes of Pranayama except for the 6 basic styles, he is suffering from a “Yoga Block” . Helplessness against this block has made reverend Baba shift track to politics, juice, shampoo, soap manufacturing etc.
5. Vodafone : The white ghost like creatures have made watching TV a headache off-lately. The last series of the advertisements lack the creativity which was earlier evident. The ad conceptualizers have admitted to be suffering from “ZooZoo Block".
6. Manmohan Singh: He suffered with "Left Block" for 4.5 years in the last govt. And now he is having to deal with "DMK Block".
7. Emran #Me( Hash-Me) : Rumors have it that his next Bhatt Camp movie will not have any kissing scene. It means that no kissies for the poor chap!! He will be suffering from “Chummi Block” for a few months to come.
8. Indian IT companies: With Obama hell bent on his "Buffalo before Bangalore" policy, Indian IT companies are now having to deal with "Outsourcing Block".
9. BJP: With the internal wrangling for replacing Lal Krishna Advani going on in the party, the BJP is suffering from "Leadership Block"
10. Shahrukh Khan: With his last film "Billu" bombing at the box office; his team KKR hitting rock bottom in the IPL; him not getting many new offers for ad films; and 3 months to go before the Wedding season begins in India again, King Khan is suffering from "Money Block"
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Saturday, May 30, 2009
Kissing PJ
Q:- Which Bollywood movie character has vowed never to kiss anyone?
A:- Kiss-na (Kisna) !!
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A:- Kiss-na (Kisna) !!
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Saturday, May 23, 2009
Punjabi PJ
Here is a Santa-Banta type Poor Joke which has been contributed by Champ
A Sardar was doing under water strokes in his pool
what is his name????
A Sardar was doing under water strokes in his pool
what is his name????
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Republic Day PJ
Once Santa Singh's son got selected in the Republic Day Parade to be held at Delhi from his school. Very excited about being able to do Parade at such an important occasion, he started his preparation.
On Republic Day, he got the chance to lead the squad and performed excellently in the parade. He was so good that he even received an award from the President.
Santa's son happily went to his home and told his dad, " Daddy Daddy
Mujhe March-Past Mai 1st Prize Mila Hai!!!! "
Santa Singh saw the award and slapped his son, " Khotte, Jhooth Bolta hai, Ye Republic Day ka Award Nahi Hai!!!! ." And He beat his son blue for lying...
Santa's Son, "Par mujhe sach mai Republic Day par best Parade ka Award mila hai!!!!"
Santa slaps his son again and says, " Agar tujhe Republic Day mai Award mila hai to January-Past ka award milta , but ye to March-Past ka Award Hai..."
Oye Teri!!.
:-P
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On Republic Day, he got the chance to lead the squad and performed excellently in the parade. He was so good that he even received an award from the President.
Santa's son happily went to his home and told his dad, " Daddy Daddy
Mujhe March-Past Mai 1st Prize Mila Hai!!!! "
Santa Singh saw the award and slapped his son, " Khotte, Jhooth Bolta hai, Ye Republic Day ka Award Nahi Hai!!!! ." And He beat his son blue for lying...
Santa's Son, "Par mujhe sach mai Republic Day par best Parade ka Award mila hai!!!!"
Santa slaps his son again and says, " Agar tujhe Republic Day mai Award mila hai to January-Past ka award milta , but ye to March-Past ka Award Hai..."
Oye Teri!!.
:-P
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Saturday, May 16, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Film Star PJ
Question:- Why does Lara Dutta need a new tailor?
Answer:- Because she has ditched Kelly Dorji (दर्जी) !!
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Answer:- Because she has ditched Kelly Dorji (दर्जी) !!
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Wednesday, May 6, 2009
IPL ka baap, IKL...
Looking at the raging success of IPL ( Indian Premier League), the PoorJokes.in News Team surveyed other Sport Bodies to find out if they had plans of launching similar leagues in their respective fields of sports. The breaking news is that the Indian Kabaddi Association has decided to join this band wagon and soon launch the "Indian Kabaddi League(IKL)"
The IKL will consist of 6 franchises drawn from the BIMARU states like Bihar, Jharkhand, MP, Chattisgarh, Orissa and UP. Some of the biggest celebrities of the Bhojpuri film industries like Ravi Kissan, Raja Chawdhary and Nagma are set to be franchise owners.
The basic plan for the IKL is as follows:
1. Each team can buy 8 professional players. ( The minimum bid has to start with Rs. 5000 per season.)
2. The posts of coach for each team has been reserved for the Indian and Pakistani politicians, because they are adept at pulling legs.
3. Each game would include a “Chaddi Change Timeout”, during which players would be able to change their soiled Chaddies. Washing powder companies are also planning to launch a advertisement campaign to be displayed in the Chaddi Time Out intervals. (Nirmal Chaddi ke liye istemal karei Nirma washing powder, Surf Excel- Chaddi mai daag, achche hai!!)
4. To keep the spectators entertained during “Chaddi Change Timeout”, cheer leading teams drawn from the best folk dancers in the region (like Raut Nacha from Chattisgarh, Bidesia from Bihar, Raslila from UP etc.) will perform their routines.
5. Bhojpuri Helen-Sambhawna Seth shall give a special performance during the opening ceremony. The promotional video for this year’s event has been composed by none other than Shankar Mahadevan, who has hummed Kabaddi-kabaddi breathlessly for half an hour.
6. IKA plans to sell out the phrase "kabaddi kabaddi" used by players during the match to inner-wear companies. So players won’t yell "kabaddi kabaddi during matches, but would spell the advertisers product names like "Rupa Chaddi Rupa Chaddi Rupa Chaddi", “Lux Cozy Lux Cozy Lux Cozy” etc. This would help the sponsors get maximum brand recall.
The punch line for the IKL shall be, " Indian Kabaddi is every Indian Ka-Buddy"
The telecast rights for this year’s event has have been bagged by e-TV “Bhojpuri”.
But IKL might hit a serious roadblock in its inaugural year itself. We have been told that some hard-line political parties are up in arms in opposition to IKL, claiming that men wearing nothing but “chaddies” and publicly jumping over and grabbing each other, is against Indian culture.
The IKL will consist of 6 franchises drawn from the BIMARU states like Bihar, Jharkhand, MP, Chattisgarh, Orissa and UP. Some of the biggest celebrities of the Bhojpuri film industries like Ravi Kissan, Raja Chawdhary and Nagma are set to be franchise owners.
The basic plan for the IKL is as follows:
1. Each team can buy 8 professional players. ( The minimum bid has to start with Rs. 5000 per season.)
2. The posts of coach for each team has been reserved for the Indian and Pakistani politicians, because they are adept at pulling legs.
3. Each game would include a “Chaddi Change Timeout”, during which players would be able to change their soiled Chaddies. Washing powder companies are also planning to launch a advertisement campaign to be displayed in the Chaddi Time Out intervals. (Nirmal Chaddi ke liye istemal karei Nirma washing powder, Surf Excel- Chaddi mai daag, achche hai!!)
4. To keep the spectators entertained during “Chaddi Change Timeout”, cheer leading teams drawn from the best folk dancers in the region (like Raut Nacha from Chattisgarh, Bidesia from Bihar, Raslila from UP etc.) will perform their routines.
5. Bhojpuri Helen-Sambhawna Seth shall give a special performance during the opening ceremony. The promotional video for this year’s event has been composed by none other than Shankar Mahadevan, who has hummed Kabaddi-kabaddi breathlessly for half an hour.
6. IKA plans to sell out the phrase "kabaddi kabaddi" used by players during the match to inner-wear companies. So players won’t yell "kabaddi kabaddi during matches, but would spell the advertisers product names like "Rupa Chaddi Rupa Chaddi Rupa Chaddi", “Lux Cozy Lux Cozy Lux Cozy” etc. This would help the sponsors get maximum brand recall.
The punch line for the IKL shall be, " Indian Kabaddi is every Indian Ka-Buddy"
The telecast rights for this year’s event has have been bagged by e-TV “Bhojpuri”.
But IKL might hit a serious roadblock in its inaugural year itself. We have been told that some hard-line political parties are up in arms in opposition to IKL, claiming that men wearing nothing but “chaddies” and publicly jumping over and grabbing each other, is against Indian culture.
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