IPL ka baap, IKL...

Looking at the raging success of IPL ( Indian Premier League), the PoorJokes.in News Team surveyed other Sport Bodies to find out if they had plans of launching similar leagues in their respective fields of sports. The breaking news is that the Indian Kabaddi Association has decided to join this band wagon and soon launch the "Indian Kabaddi League(IKL)"

The IKL will consist of 6 franchises drawn from the BIMARU states like Bihar, Jharkhand, MP, Chattisgarh, Orissa and UP. Some of the biggest celebrities of the Bhojpuri film industries like Ravi Kissan, Raja Chawdhary and Nagma are set to be franchise owners.

The basic plan for the IKL is as follows:
1. Each team can buy 8 professional players. ( The minimum bid has to start with Rs. 5000 per season.)
2. The posts of coach for each team has been reserved for the Indian and Pakistani politicians, because they are adept at pulling legs.
3. Each game would include a “Chaddi Change Timeout”, during which players would be able to change their soiled Chaddies. Washing powder companies are also planning to launch a advertisement campaign to be displayed in the Chaddi Time Out intervals. (Nirmal Chaddi ke liye istemal karei Nirma washing powder, Surf Excel- Chaddi mai daag, achche hai!!)
4. To keep the spectators entertained during “Chaddi Change Timeout”, cheer leading teams drawn from the best folk dancers in the region (like Raut Nacha from Chattisgarh, Bidesia from Bihar, Raslila from UP etc.) will perform their routines.
5. Bhojpuri Helen-Sambhawna Seth shall give a special performance during the opening ceremony. The promotional video for this year’s event has been composed by none other than Shankar Mahadevan, who has hummed Kabaddi-kabaddi breathlessly for half an hour.
6. IKA plans to sell out the phrase "kabaddi kabaddi" used by players during the match to inner-wear companies. So players won’t yell "kabaddi kabaddi during matches, but would spell the advertisers product names like "Rupa Chaddi Rupa Chaddi Rupa Chaddi", “Lux Cozy Lux Cozy Lux Cozy” etc. This would help the sponsors get maximum brand recall.

The punch line for the IKL shall be, " Indian Kabaddi is every Indian Ka-Buddy"

The telecast rights for this year’s event has have been bagged by e-TV “Bhojpuri”.

But IKL might hit a serious roadblock in its inaugural year itself. We have been told that some hard-line political parties are up in arms in opposition to IKL, claiming that men wearing nothing but “chaddies” and publicly jumping over and grabbing each other, is against Indian culture.

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