Funny Child

Kahani har Aurat Ki

Kis Par Bharosa ??

Funny Thought of the Day

Maintain Silence.

 

You may become the PM of India some day :-D

New Rajnikanth Manmohan Singh Joke

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rajnikanth Sir bhi inka muh nahi khol sake ! :-D

Manmohan Singh Jokes

New Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikanth Sir's Facebook wall on Teacher's Day :-)

Facebook Jokes

New Political Jokes

Langoor aur Angoor

Langoor ke Haath mein bhi Angoor Aate Hai !

Never lose hope :-)

New Political Jokes

Justin Bieber Jokes

Funny Picture of the Day

Ek Tha Bandar

Baba Ramdev Hindi Jokes

  Baba Ramdev Jokes

Baba Ramdev Jokes

Poor Joke (PJ) Time

Pug Ghungroo bandh !! :-D

Manmohan Singh Jokes CoalGate Scandal

  Jo Tera Hai Wo Mera Hai !!!!

Jo Mera Hai Wo Mera Hai !!!!

Bush Jokes

CID Jokes

[arz kiya hai......]

ACP bola (looking at the dead body)..OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...

[Gaur farmayiega]….

ACP bola .. OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...



Dr Salunkhe bola (looking at the dead body with his high-tech gadget)..... kaatil kaun hai..ab humein yahi batayega!!

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Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan
Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan





Daaath ghaso Daya, lo ye Dabur laal Dant manjan.

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Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati

Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati.

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Daya do thappad na laga de tab tak mujhrimo ko akal nahi aati....

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Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal

Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal



Par aaj bhi ACP karta hain mujrim ka wahi bura haal.

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Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…

Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…





DAYA KA THAPPAD, FIR UHU UHU UHU…..

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tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..

tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..

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Arey akhir aaj CID wale kahan marr gye..:P

BMW Donkey

A BMW Donkey ! :-D

Rajnikanth Jokes and SMS

Some Fun Rajnikanth Facts :

Rajanikanth can write C program in Java.

When Rajanikanth Compiles programs, the errors are converted to

statements which are added to the language.

World won't end in 2012 Rajanikanth movie is set to release in 2013.

Rajanikanth can land on the sun at night time.

Rajanikanth can escape from black hole.

Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.

Rajanikanth can draw a straight line with compass.

Rajanikanth can find square root of -1.

Continental drifts did not happen. Rajanikanth did it.

Rajanikanth never takes a bath. The water comes to him.

A dinosaur attacked Rajanikanth once. That's why dinos are extinct now.

Rajanikanth can beat Brazil football team alone.

Rajanikanth took 12 wickets in one match.

Rajanikanth has root account in windows.

Rajnikanth Jokes

YANNA RASCALA MIND IT !! RAJNIKANTH !!

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi

Hindi Jokes Funny Pictures

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Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

  1. Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

 

 

2. santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

 

3. SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

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Manmohan Singh Jokes Coalgate Special

Funny Picture of The Day :-D

New Santa Banta Jokes

SANTA SINGH TO BOSS, " Sir, Banta Singh is waiting outside your room with 15 underwears in his hands"

Boss, " Oh No !! I had told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15 minutes"

 

Funny thought of the Day :-)

Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal ! :-D

Kapil Sibbal

Kapil Sibbal

Ek The Tiger Jokes

EKTA TIGER :-D



 

New Santa Banta Jokes

New Hindi Jokes Santa Banta Special

 

 

 

 

Diary of Santa Singh : -

बुधवार - जुतेके दुकानदारको उल्लू बनाया. एकही जुतेके किमतमें दो जुते खरीदे ( उसने एकही जुतेपर किमत लिखी थी, दुसरे जुतेपर लिखना शायद वह भूल गया होगा)

गुरवार - दवाईके दुकानसे नौकरीसे हाथ धोना पडा. दुकानदारने बॉटलके लेबल्स प्रिंट करनेके लिए बोले थे. लेकीन क्या करे बॉटल प्रिंटरमें नही जा रही थी.

शुक्रवार - रातको बहुत ठहाके लगा लगाकर हंसा, पांडेजीने बुधवारको सुनाया हुवा चुटकुला बहुत अच्छा था.

शनिवार - बारीश आगई और शामको पौधोंको बारीशमें पाणी देना पडा.

रविवार - वॉटर स्कीईंगके लिए घरसे बाहर निकला. सारा शहर ढूंडा लेकिन ढलानवाला तालाब कही नही मिला.

New CID Jokes

 

 

 

 

Na jaane kal kya bayaan honge.....
Foolon k gulshan ya fir soone shamshaan honge....




Iss ghar ka chappa chappa chaan maaro Daya, yahaan zarur kaatil ki ungliyon k nishaan honge!!!

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Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….



Jindagi mein agey badne se yun na daro….













Daya jaldi se us gadi ka peecha karooo....
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Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro……



Ajeeb-o Garib dikhta hai PAA me Auro……

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Daya, Ghar ka kona kona chan Maro……

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Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.

Gaur farmayiga…

Kya hua tha raat mein, kaise mar gaya Tony.

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Janane k liye dekhiye CID, only on Sony…

New Rajnikanth Jokes

New Funny Picture

Santa Banta Jokes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man, " Indian presence in this Olympics was not felt at all"

Santa Singh, " No, there was one person from India who was present in every match of Olympics"

Man, "Who ?"

Santa Singh, "Commentator Charu Sharma"

:-D

Hindi Jokes and Pictures

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AAJ KUCH TOOFANI KARTEY HAIN !! :-D

New Hindi Santa Banta Jokes

  Santa : " अब्बे तेरी underwear में छेद है क्या ??"

Santa's Friend, " Hmmmmmm नहीं तो !"

Santa Singh, " साले तो टांग कहा से डालता है ??? :-D"

New Rajnikanth Jokes

Apna Rajnikanth :-)

New Santa Banta Jokes

 

Santa apni girl friend ko ‘I Luv U’ kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.

One More ! :-D

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA !

And One more !

At the scene of an accident, a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

And One More !!

Captain of Military: Naujawano, aage bado…
(Santa aage nahin bada)
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha…

Funny Picture of the Day

Dear Girls,

If a guy pauses a video game to text you back... Marry Him :-)

Funny Picture of the Day from Mars

Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from the surface of Mars!!

Hindi Jokes Series 1

New Hindi Jokes SMS

Hum ne unse pucha ki vaado aur yaado me kya fark he?
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To wo bole
"Bhai mere ko nahi pata,tu google pe search kar le"

New Hindi Jokes Anu Malik Special

Fans of Anu Malik would definitely Like It !! :-D

Hindi Jokes Olympics special

Hamare paas zyada gold hai !!! :-D

Manmohan Singh jokes

Anna still kicks Politician's butt anyday !!
Share if you agree !!

New Hindi Jokes Shaktiman special

Manmohan Singh Jokes

Hindi Troll Comics

Santa Banta Jokes and Cartoons