Santa Banta Jokes Hindi

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

  1. Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

 

 

2. santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

 

3. SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

New Santa Banta Jokes

SANTA SINGH TO BOSS, " Sir, Banta Singh is waiting outside your room with 15 underwears in his hands"

Boss, " Oh No !! I had told him to debrief his team and meet me in 15 minutes"

 

Funny thought of the Day :-)

Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal ! :-D

New Hindi Santa Banta Jokes

  Santa : " अब्बे तेरी underwear में छेद है क्या ??"

Santa's Friend, " Hmmmmmm नहीं तो !"

Santa Singh, " साले तो टांग कहा से डालता है ??? :-D"

New Hindi Jokes SMS

Hum ne unse pucha ki vaado aur yaado me kya fark he?
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