Latest Rajanikanth Jokes

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who shake hands in Nokia mobile phones :-D:-D:-D

Ra.One Jokes

8: All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men.
9: Ra.One gives more pain than a wife – HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE.
10: Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill…! Put people behind bars who made such movie.
11: As SRK hates losing & hates messages he is surely going to take a break from Twitter. Now v came 2 know why he joined Google+ before RA1 release.
12: Faking News 100 people committed mass suicide after watching Ra.one!

RA ONE JOKES

1: Govt also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra1 promotions…!
2: Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left atinterval.
3: Breaking News…! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE’s release
4: Salman to SRK after watchin…… Ra.One, “Mujh par ekehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana”
5: Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.
6: Even Ra.mu doesn’t wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one…!

New Santa Banta SMS Joke

Latest Santa Banta SMS Joke:

Santa, Banta and Chanta were drunk,they stopped a taxi.

The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them,we have arrived.

  Chanta gave him money,
Santa said thanks but
Banta slapped him.

The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have realized that the car didn't move an inch.
so he asked,what was that for?

  Banta Replied "Oye, inni tez kyu chalai !! Ham mar jaate to ?? "

New CID Jokes

ACP PRADYUMNA in the latest CID Movie PRADU ONE
:-D

Exam Poor Joke :-)

This is how one feels in the last few minutes before the exam ends !! :-D

New CID Jokes

Shahrukh khan copied his dance steps from CID !!! :-D

Exclusive RA ONE Pictures of Shahrukh Khan

Exclusive RA ONE Pictures of Shahrukh Khan ! :-D

Funny way to click pictures

Funny ways people have to click pictures !

Rahul Gandhi Jokes

Rahul Gandhi Zindabad

Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Santa k sir se khoon nikal raha tha Dr – ye kaise hua?
Santa-me hath se diwar tod raha tha to kisi ne kaha
paji kabhi khopdi ka b istmal kar lia karo

Latest CID Jokes

Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Arz kiya hai
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena
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Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
Jara dhyan dena..
Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
ACP says: Abhijeet pata lagao is khoon mein kiska hath hai.
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Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
Wah wah..
Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
ACP says: Freddy chup raho, dubara mat hasna.
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Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Take it seriously..
Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Daya says: Freddy tum yahi ruko, hum abhi aa rahe hain
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Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
Arz kiya hai
Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
ACP says: Salunkhe ye atmahatya hai ya murder.

Congress ka Ghar Jamai

Congress ka Ghar Jamai

Funny CID Jokes

Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
Wah Wah
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
ACP says: Daya Darwaza tod do
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Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
Jara gor farmayega
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi
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Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
Wah Wah
Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai
Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai
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Rajnikanth Latest Jokes

Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student-Wrong question.
Pakistan student-No way.
American student-Its strange, how is it
possible?
Indian- RAJNIKANT
Two/Ten=wo/en (T with T cancel)
w=23rd letter
o=15th letter
e=5th letter
n=14th letter
So,
=23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2
Appadii... Yennnaa.... Raskala... Maths

Joke Share by : Arpita Trivedi :-)  Thank you !

Rahul Gandhi Jokes

Read somewhere on the net today : "मजबूरी का नाम अगर महात्मा गांधी है तो मूर्खता का नाम क्या राहुल गांधी होना चाहिए!"

Bollywood Jokes

Kya hua???

You cant believe your eyes???

Yes. It is our very own Saif Ali Khan at Indian Oil Petrol Pump
:-D

Share it and have fun !

PS : Please dont share it with Kareena Kapoor :-D

Rajnikanth Jokes Special Effect !

Shake your head while watching this Photo. Rajnikanth Sir nazar aaenge ! :-D

Dard Degree Da

Dard Degree Da !!!
Specially for our Punjabi Junta :-D

Below Poverty Line Joke

Saavdhan ! Kahi aapke ghar mein Income tax chaapa na ho jae ! 

:-D

Chemical Poor Joke

Teacher : What happens when carbon monoxide reacts with 2 molecules of iron?
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Pappu : COFFEE !
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Teacher : how? :O
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Pappu : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE..!

Rajnikanth Vs Amitabh Bachchan

Latest Rajnikanth Joke From Poor Jokes. Look at the Person in Circle :-D

Philosophical Joke

Philosophical Joke :

Everyone has his/her own view of the World...!!!

:-)

Engineer Jokes

 An Engineers Jokes !!!
Hope you guys could crack it !! 

Santa Banta Jokes

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knockd santa's door... santa opend it. b4 he cud speak, salesman rushed in to the leaving room and emptied a bag of cow shit on carpet...
salesman= sir if im unable to clean this up wid my new powerful vacuum cleaner in nxt 10 sec, i will eat all this shit
santa smiled and said= do u need a chilly or tomato sauce wid shit?
saleman= y?
santa= bcoz there is no electricity in d house.
moral: never b over smart and every santa is not fool ;)

Mathematical Poor Joke (PJ)

Ques in exam - Prove 2 / 10 = 2

Arts student : Out of syllabus
Commerce student : Question hi galat hai
Medical student : it?s strange yaar, ye kaise ho sakta hai?
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Engineering student : it is very easy

TWO / TEN
= WO / EN

(W=23rd letter, O=15th letter,
E=5th letter & N=14th letter)

= 23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2

Deadly PJ

 

What will U Call it if ur cat brings tea 4 u?

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Liability !
(Lai-Billi-tea)

Santa Banta Joke

Santa's son: Papa agar aap ko Rs10 aur Rs5 raste mein pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Santa : 10 Rs ka... ...
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Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain... Dono bhi to utha saktey ho!!

Rajneetic PJ

घर में केवल चार दिन औरत न हो तो क्या हाल होता है?

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ये कांग्रेस से पूछो!! ;-P

The Great Indian Corrupt Family

The Great Indian Corrupt Family

Pyaar ke side effects

Santa's Marriage Proposal

Santa - Paaji!!!!!..... Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai..
Boss - Teri income toh us ke toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakta..
Surinder: Oh Thank you paji thank you!!!! Acha hai bata diya paji!!!!! Itni potty karti hai to phir rahne do..

Dabangg Cricket Joke

Dabangg dialogue for World Cup -
Malinga, Murali se darr nahi lagta sahab, Munaf aur Nehra se lagta hai!

Latest SMS Jokes

GF:Kal Mera Birthday Hai.
BF: Advance "HAPPY Birthday"
GF:Kya Gift doge?
BF:Kya Chahiye?
GF:"Ring"
BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai !!

Latest Santa Banta SMS

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didnt you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer Santa: That is not restricted

Pakistani Joke

What so u call a person who does not know his age?
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Umar Gul !!!!

Naughty Joke

A Girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??
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Papa mein hoon !!

Santa Banta SMS Joke

Banta changed all his passwords to 'incorrect' ... So that whenever he forgets, the computer will automatically remind him "Your password is incorrect".

Dimaag ki Maa Behan Karna

This is a visual description of Dimag ki Maa Behan Hona !!!

Mohammad Amir Facebook Profile Status

This is the Facebook Status of Mohammad Amir :-)

New Rajanikanth Jokes

 

Yanna Rascala Mindd Itt !! 

India is going ti Win Ittt !!!

CID Vs Sunny Deol

Sunny (shouting on the top of his voice) : aaaayyyyyyeeeeee!!!!!!...tum mujhe aise arrest nahi kar sakte, mujhe mere papa se baat karni hai!!

Abhijeet : Papa se kyu baat karni hai??haeinnn??

Sunny : Tum shayad jaante nahi mere papa ko....kutto ka khoon peene mein expert hai!!

Fredrix : Sir, isse chhod do....mujhe to lagta hai iska baap vampire hai!!

ACP : chup raho fredrix nahi to naukri se haath dho baithoge......

Daya : Sach sach batao ki 29 taarikh ki raat ko tum kaha the??

Sunny : taarikh pe taarikh....taarikh pe taarikh....taarikh pe taarikh...main us taarikh ko apne farm house pe tha!!

Abhijeet : tumhari saari family sirf kutto ko hi target karti hai kya??...haeinnn?

Sunny : Zabaan sambhaalo....ye dhaai kilo ka haath jab kisipe padta hai, to aadmi uth ta nahi...uth jaata hai!!!

ACP : woh sab to thik hai, tumne balwantraai ke kutte ko mara....fir tumhara baap uska khoon pee gaya...kuch to gadbad zaroor hai!!

Daya : sir, mujhe lagta hai iske ghar pe raid marte hai...zaroor kutto ki haddiya milengi!

ACP : iske baap ko to hum baad mein dekhenge....pehle isse to nipat le!

Abhijeet : sach sach batao kyu mara tumne balwantraai ke kutte ko? haeinn?? mard hote hue ek aisi harkat karme ke tym pe tumhe sharam nahi aayi??

Sunny(shouting) : mard banne ka itna shock hai to kutton ka sahara laina chod de kutiya...doosron ka sahara woh leta hai jiski hadiyon mein paani bhara hota hai

ACP : ohh my gawdd! ye aise nahi maanega...daya, isse apni bhaasha mein samjhao!

Daya comes forward and gives his one tight slap (PHATTTTT!!!)

Sunny(crying) : Haa, maine hi balwantraai ke kutte ko maara hai...

ACP : Kyu mara tumne usse itna be-rehmi se?

Sunny : Usne meri mercedes ke pichhe wale tyre pe susu kar di!!

ACP : my gawd! tumhe to umar kaid ki saza hogi....fir susu karte rehna jail mein!!

ACP,"Abhijeet ab hume isske papa ko doondhna hoga..aakhir isme unka bhi haath hai.."

Abhijeeet,"Yes Sir..kyonki Sunny to paagal ho gaya hai..sirf Tareeka pe Tareeka (ACP O-o)..mera matlab hai tareek pe tareek bol raha hai.."

ACP,"Abhijeet..yeh pyaar ka chakkar tum baad me khelo..pehle ek kaam karo..tum jaake Sunny ko interrogate karo..kuch to pata chalega..Daya,Tasha..tum petshop mein jaake check karo..ki koi aadmi zyaada kutte leke gaya hain kya.."

Abhijeet,"Lekin Sir..woh galli ki kutte bhi pakad sakte hain.."

ACP,"Hmmm..ho sakta hai..lekin galli ke kutto ko rabies ho sakta hai..woh gandhe ho sakte hai..aur Dharam ke paas itne paise bhi nahi honge ki woh kutte ko injection de.."... See More

Fredericks,"Lekin Sir woh to filmstar hai!! Unki paas to bahut pasie hain..meri wife kehti hai ki main bhi superstar ban sakta hoon.."

ACP,"Haan Fredeericks..zaroor ban sakte ho..lekin iss case ke baad..aur Sunny..Dharam ne paanch saal mein ek bhi film nahi ki..to ho sakta hai..ki woh petshop jaake kutt kidnap karte ho..Viek..tum jaake police records check karo..dekho kisine missing dogs ki report likhi hai kya.."

Daya and Tasha go to petshops..and finally see one at which a curly haired woman is saying no to all the dogs..(Vodafone ad)

Daya,"Madam..yeh aap kya kar rahi hai?"

Woman,"main? Sabzi kharid rahi hoon.."

Daya,"Heiiinnnnn.."

Woman,"Dogs ki dukaan mein dogs hi milenge na..waise aap kaun?"

Tasha,"Hum CID se hain.."

Woman,"C-C-C-C-CID!!"

Daya,"Haan.."

Woman finally selects a dog and goes (Vodafone ad)

Tasha,"Sir..aapko kuch ajeeb nahi laga?"

Daya,"Kya?"

Tasha,"Sir usne achche dogs reject kiye aur ek ganda curly dog leke gayi..."

Daya,"Chalo..uska peecha karte hai.."

They follow her to her house..she goes in..comes out and leaves..

Tasha,"Sir..woh to gayi ab hum uska ghar check kar sakte hai.."

Daya,"Chalo.."

Tasha,"Darwaza band hai...Sir.."

Daya,"To kya?"

SLAM!!
Daya and Tasha go in..and they immediately call Abhijeet..and tell him to come here..

Abhijeet enters the house..

Abhijeet,"MY GAWD!!"

Daya,"Main bhi yehi bolne wala tha..alekin yeh to tumhara dialogue hai.."

Abhijeet,"Itne saare kutto ki hadiyan.."

Daya,"Mujhe to lagta hai yeh ladki hi Dharam ke liye kutte laati hogi.."

Abhijeet,"Inhe Forensic lab le jaate hai.."

At Forensic..

Dr.Salunkhe,"Boss..maine sab check kar liya hai..yeh kutto ki hi haddiyan hai.."

ACP,"Aur kuch? Yeh to hume pata tha.."

Dr.Salunkhe,"Lekin kya aap ko yeh maloom tha ki yeh kutte pehle maare gaye..phir inka khoon peeya gaya
tha.."

ACP (from O-o to O-O),"Kya!??"

Dr.Salunkhe,"Haan ACP saab..inn kutto ki bones pe lage thode se flesh ko maine ANTD kiya to mujhe pata chala ki inka flesh bahut sukha hai..aur khoon bahut kam.."

Abhijeet,"Mujhe to kuch gadbad lag rahi hai Sir.."

ACP,"Haan..mujhe bhi..aur iss gadbad ka ilaaj sirf uss ladki ke paas hain.."

They go back to the house..a new door has been installed..

Abhijeet,"Daya..darwaza band hai!!"

ACP, "Daya darwaza todh do" :P

Daya,"Naya darwza!! (Yippee!! Yay!! mann mein ladoo phut rahe hai)

SLAM!

Woman is standing dangerously with a gun in one hand and a dog in another..

Woman,"Aage mat aana nahi to main iss kutte ko maar doongi.."

Abhijeet,"Dekho..gun neeche rakho..hum baat karte hai."

Woman,"Nahi..jabse Sholay dekhi..tab se dekhna chahti thi kutte ka khoon ka kaisa hota hai..aaj jab main itne kutto ka khoon pee chuki ho..tab mujhe aadat si ho gayi.."

Daya,"Tum kutto ke khoon se addicted ho!!"

Woman,"Haan!! Main addicted hoon!!"

In the meantime Vivek appears from the window..grabs the gun and a fight ensues..

Abhijeet,"Batao..tumhara Dharam ji ke saath kya connection hai?"

Woman,"Nahi.."

Tasha,"nahi batayegi.." Slap!!

Woman,"ACP Sir..main hi Dharam hoon.."

ACP (again from O-o to O-O),"MY GAWD!!'

Abhijeet,"Heiinnn.."

Daya (removing his hands from his pockets),"Tum Dharamendra ho!!"

Woman,"Haan..jab mujhe film nahi mil rahi thi..tab mere paas paise bhi nahi the..isiliye maine socha ki agar main ek khoobsurat ladki ban jaao to mujhe roles bhi milenge aur main kutte bhi kharid sakoongi kam price mein..isiliye maine face mask lagakar ladki banne ka naatak kiya.."

ACP,"Ab to tumhe faansi hogi faansi..aur woh bhi kutto ke khilaaf jurm karne ke liye..PETA tumhari khatiya khadi kar denge..ab jail mein baithke chuhoon ka khoon peena seekh lena..wohi milenge.."

Sachin Tendulkar Rare Photo

If Sachin had long hair ! :-)

Rajnikanth Cricket Joke

This is how Rajnikanth hits 6 sixes in 1 ball !!!

India Beat Australia

This is How India Beat Australia in the Quarterfinal :-D

New CID Jokes

1.Daya ke dar se khooni ne darvaja khula hi chhod diya...... 
Lekin daya bhi sayan tha ...usne kadi lagake darvaja phirse thod diya....

2. devdas ki beevie hai Paro
wah wah wah wah
devdas ki beevie hai Paro
wah wah wah wah 
Acp ne Daya se kha is ilake ka chapa chapa chan maro

New Rajnikanth Jokes

Rajnikanth can make 36 runs in a ball !!!
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He hits the ball so hard , that it breaks into 6 pieces and all of them cross the boundary. :-)

New MTV Roadies

NEW MTV ROADIES