Santa Banta Jokes

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knockd santa's door... santa opend it. b4 he cud speak, salesman rushed in to the leaving room and emptied a bag of cow shit on carpet...
salesman= sir if im unable to clean this up wid my new powerful vacuum cleaner in nxt 10 sec, i will eat all this shit
santa smiled and said= do u need a chilly or tomato sauce wid shit?
saleman= y?
santa= bcoz there is no electricity in d house.
moral: never b over smart and every santa is not fool ;)