SUBMIT YOUR JOKE CONTEST AUGUST WINNERS

Dear Readers,

It is indeed a pleasure to Announce the winners of the Submit Your Joke Contest August Month. We would also like to remind all our readers that the contest is open till the month of December !

There had been a total of 103 entries. And selecting the best one out of these was indeed a very difficult job. Without much footage we would like to announce the winner. The Winner is :

Nikhil Ghai

from Jabalpur (M.P.) He wins a first prize of Rs 1000.

And the award winning Joke is as follows

"Why is Holi the Favorite Festival of people suffering from Piles?
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Cannot Guess???
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Because Gu-Lal to unka pahle se hi hota hai.."

Other jokes/PJs submitted by contestants which were also worth reading are as follows (in no particular order):
Senders Name : KGBHAT

Santa jaa rahaa tha Dilli se Aagra.Raste pe ek station pe santa paani peene utara.Jab vaapas aaya santa ka gaadi choot gaya thaa aur usee jagah Aagra se Dilli jaanevaali gaadi aa khadee thi.Santa ko kya maaloom,gaadi me chad gaya aur usee neechewaali birth pe baith gaya.Oopar dekha tho Banta baitha hai oopar ke birth pe.Oye Banta, kahaan jaa raha hai? poocha Santa.Dilli jaa rahaan hoon,aaya jawaab.Santa bola"bhagwaan,teri kya leela hai,oopar baithe tho Dilli jaata hai aur neeche baitha tho Aagra jaata hai."

Senders Name : Hiren

who was the first INDIAN lady to faly in plane???

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socho socho...
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nahi pata???
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bata du???
she was SITAMATA with RAVAN in PUSHPAK VIMAN!!!!...

Senders Name: Nirmal

1. Teacher: Where do you find a nolegged dog?
Srudent: Right where you left him.

Senders Name: Keval

what will you call a sambar prepared by Mr.REDDY?????

it is "REDDY-MADE" sambar!!!

2. Ek Saap ne mujhe DUS diya......




Maine use 5-5 ke chutte diye...lol...

Senders Name: Vijita

Why is Ekta Kapoor planning to revive Kyunki Saas....?


Ans: She read somewhere that Tulsi can cure Swine Flu.

Senders Name: Aditya

what is frequency ka colour???.....
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think...
as we all know...
freq=1/time...
time ka unit is "sec"
1/sec is also called per second...

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in hindi bhasha,, second is called "pal"
therfore we get "per pal"
and thus its color is perpal or purple...

Senders Name: Kailash

ek aadmi ki biwi kho gayi.. rote rote ram mandir pahuncha aur prarthna karne laga. "Bhagwan, meri biwi dhundh do"..Bhagwan Ram prakat ho gaye aur bole,"Beta, tu galat jagah aaya hai, Hanuman Mandir ja.. Hanumanji se prarthna kar, meri bhi unhone dhundhi thi"

Senders Name: Pawan

Frustated Shayari:

Mere Dil ki malika.... Mere Khwabo ki Shehzadi....
Mere Dil ki malika... Mere Khwabo ki Shehzadi....

Dil Tod Ke chali gayi.....

Kutti... Kamini... Haramzadi...

Senders Name: Sumnesh

ek bar ek sherni bohot ugly hoti hai.use koi sher line nahi deta...
but vo ek bohot acchi shikarin hoti hai.ek di use ek tortoise milta hai(the one who won the race).wo usko pakad kar kahne vali hoti hai tabhi vo bolta hai"dekho mujhe mat maro.mai tumhari help karunga.mai bohot akalmand huu."
than sherni let him know his problem of uglyness.he replierd"bas itni si bat.tum is mountain ki cliff par jakar baith jaao tumhara kam ho jayega".sherni aisa hi karti hai.
jaise hi vo cliff par jakar baithti hai saare sher uspar line marna chalu.koi uspar rose fek raha,koi siti baja raha,etc.etc.
sab heran pareshan batao ye kaise possible hua....












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jab vo cliff par jake baithi to vo"sheone stone" ho gayi na(sher on stone)

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