Bigg Boss 3 Contestants

Big Boss Season 3 is coming up again!!!! The show starts from Sunday October 4th 2009 on Colors. And with Amitabh Bachchan to replace Shilpa Shetty, the show surely shall have some good TRPs this time around!

Rumors are rife that this edition of Bigg Boss will have a lot of interesting personalities. Baba Ramdeo, Varun Gandhi, Vinod Kambli etc. are expected to participate this time.

The Poor Jokes team has done its own survey for Bog Boss Season 3 and has come up with the name of the probable contestants. In this exclusive report hacked from the big bos office , we came to know the qualifications seeked in a big boss contestant.
1. Contestant should have a track record of popping in media limelights often; he should however be unable to sustain the attention and then doom to solitude.
2. If the contestant is a male then he should be atleast married or a divorcee. Being married helps a man understand the virtue of being silent and hence his chances of survival in the show increases many folds.
3. If the contestant is a female then a past track record of affairs shall be taken into consideration. More the number of affairs, higher is the chance that the TRP of the show shall increase.
4. Contestants with certificates/copies of FIR, court case, conviction of Murder, Robbery, Bhaigiri, deportation shall be given preference.
5. A Male contestant with an eye for fellow males in the society and likewise shall get a higher preference.
6. If a contestant has a girlfriend or a boyfriend which possesses the qualities to qualify in big boss and are willing to exchange beds,kisses, bathroom soaps in the public, then they automatically qualify for Big Boss Season 3.
7. Successful but "Velle" (free) People have always have a higher chance of selection.
7. Other qualifying criteria include the ability to break out into impromptu dances any time, ability to shed glycerine tears without glycerine, ability to shout at the top of one's voice for hours.

Some people who could appear according to our survey are:
1. Shakti Kapoor. Aauu....
2. Gracy Singh. The lagaan fame girl
3. Chandra-Chud Singh. He was aishwaryas opposite in one movie .
4. Dhanraj Pillai. Succesful but vella
5. Shivraj Patil. Unsuccessful and vella
6. Greg Chappel. Ask Dada about him.

Do post your list of probable big boss contestants in the comments section.