Funny way to click pictures

Funny ways people have to click pictures !

Rahul Gandhi Jokes

Rahul Gandhi Zindabad

Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Santa k sir se khoon nikal raha tha Dr – ye kaise hua?
Santa-me hath se diwar tod raha tha to kisi ne kaha
paji kabhi khopdi ka b istmal kar lia karo

Latest CID Jokes

Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Arz kiya hai
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena
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Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
Jara dhyan dena..
Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
ACP says: Abhijeet pata lagao is khoon mein kiska hath hai.
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Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
Wah wah..
Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
ACP says: Freddy chup raho, dubara mat hasna.
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Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Take it seriously..
Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Daya says: Freddy tum yahi ruko, hum abhi aa rahe hain
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Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
Arz kiya hai
Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
ACP says: Salunkhe ye atmahatya hai ya murder.

Congress ka Ghar Jamai

Congress ka Ghar Jamai

Funny CID Jokes

Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
Wah Wah
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
ACP says: Daya Darwaza tod do
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Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
Jara gor farmayega
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi
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Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
Wah Wah
Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai
Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai
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Rajnikanth Latest Jokes

Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student-Wrong question.
Pakistan student-No way.
American student-Its strange, how is it
possible?
Indian- RAJNIKANT
Two/Ten=wo/en (T with T cancel)
w=23rd letter
o=15th letter
e=5th letter
n=14th letter
So,
=23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2
Appadii... Yennnaa.... Raskala... Maths

Joke Share by : Arpita Trivedi :-)  Thank you !

Rahul Gandhi Jokes

Read somewhere on the net today : "मजबूरी का नाम अगर महात्मा गांधी है तो मूर्खता का नाम क्या राहुल गांधी होना चाहिए!"

Bollywood Jokes

Kya hua???

You cant believe your eyes???

Yes. It is our very own Saif Ali Khan at Indian Oil Petrol Pump
:-D

Share it and have fun !

PS : Please dont share it with Kareena Kapoor :-D

Rajnikanth Jokes Special Effect !

Shake your head while watching this Photo. Rajnikanth Sir nazar aaenge ! :-D

Dard Degree Da

Dard Degree Da !!!
Specially for our Punjabi Junta :-D

Below Poverty Line Joke

Saavdhan ! Kahi aapke ghar mein Income tax chaapa na ho jae ! 

:-D

Chemical Poor Joke

Teacher : What happens when carbon monoxide reacts with 2 molecules of iron?
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Pappu : COFFEE !
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Teacher : how? :O
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Pappu : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE..!

Rajnikanth Vs Amitabh Bachchan

Latest Rajnikanth Joke From Poor Jokes. Look at the Person in Circle :-D

Philosophical Joke

Philosophical Joke :

Everyone has his/her own view of the World...!!!

:-)

Engineer Jokes

 An Engineers Jokes !!!
Hope you guys could crack it !! 

Santa Banta Jokes

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knockd santa's door... santa opend it. b4 he cud speak, salesman rushed in to the leaving room and emptied a bag of cow shit on carpet...
salesman= sir if im unable to clean this up wid my new powerful vacuum cleaner in nxt 10 sec, i will eat all this shit
santa smiled and said= do u need a chilly or tomato sauce wid shit?
saleman= y?
santa= bcoz there is no electricity in d house.
moral: never b over smart and every santa is not fool ;)

Mathematical Poor Joke (PJ)

Ques in exam - Prove 2 / 10 = 2

Arts student : Out of syllabus
Commerce student : Question hi galat hai
Medical student : it?s strange yaar, ye kaise ho sakta hai?
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Engineering student : it is very easy

TWO / TEN
= WO / EN

(W=23rd letter, O=15th letter,
E=5th letter & N=14th letter)

= 23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2

Deadly PJ

 

What will U Call it if ur cat brings tea 4 u?

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Liability !
(Lai-Billi-tea)

Santa Banta Joke

Santa's son: Papa agar aap ko Rs10 aur Rs5 raste mein pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Santa : 10 Rs ka... ...
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Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain... Dono bhi to utha saktey ho!!