Murphy's laws on girls.....

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1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.

2. the nicer she is, the quicker u will be dumped.

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks.

4. 99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company.

5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.

6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed.

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.

8. Theory of relativity..
The more u run towards a hot chick, the more she goes away from u.

9. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone, just when you are about to let her know about your feelings, she will spot a long lost friend
Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1

10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
- You are dressed badly
- You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
- Have a bad hair day

11. all the good girls are either nuns or married . The rest go around with you and ruin your money,health and leave you a total wreck.

12. the more seriously u like a girl, the more seriously her dad will hate you.

13. the love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you.