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People say, “ The world becomes more difficult, the climb becomes steeper, life becomes tougher as we grow”.
I wish people remembered what life was, when they were a Baby!
I sometimes wonder what Science would do to us all 100 years from now. If scientists claim today that computers will be able to read our minds and follow our thoughts as commands, then will the same computers be able to read a little baby’s mind????
Oh wow! That would be interesting. I really fancy myself being born in 2100 AD and the first thing my mom would gift me right after I am born will not be nappy pad, but a brand new Pentium 300 processor ( If the series would
continue by then) with 3000TB RAM. She would also set up a gmail account right after I would be born (Yes guys!! Gmail shall remain forever!!). The Computer would be set right besides my little bed all set to read my mind, store it in my mailbox and forward it to my parents so that they could understand my needs!
Here is a quick glance at what the computer would have collected if he could have read my mind!!!
Ahhh.. I hate this world. Only yesterday I was enjoying myself in that water balloon.. Who punctured it???? And some body cut off my Ration Supply Pipeline as well! Thank Heavens for that beautiful lady who looks so lovingly at me, the world looks so cruel apart from her!!
I woke up late today. I was shocked to find myself in the arms of a Bald Man!! Please Mom, don’t tell me that he is my Dad!!! Nahiiiiiii….
Am really afraid of my Bald Daddy. He does weird things every now and then! Since the first day I was born he has been calling me names!! I Weird names like Oshu, Moshu, Goshu,. He speaks with me in strange Hindi!! “Meli Pyali si guliya kittiii khubsulat hai” . My first impression was that he was normal and being bald was just fate! But he cannot speak properly too!!!
Ha Ha!!! It is so much fun doing soo-soo on Bald Daddy when he is all set to go to the office. And firing a volley of poos when he tries to change my nappy pad is double fun!! That’s the only revenge I can take !!!! I But I shouldn’t waste all my weapons against Poor Daddy. Should save some for strangers too!!
I am fed up of them..Some Old Age Aunties came today and took my snaps from all possible angles when I was naked!!!! If I could, I would not allow anyone to take a naked snap! What if I become a celebrity after I grow up and someone black mails me with these Naked Snaps :-O
Enough is enough! The Aunties came yet again!! Somebody tell them that I hate all those wet kissis on my cheeks!! It gives me rashes!! If I could, I would not allow anyone to touch my cheeks and declare this activity as Child Molestation. No child in this world would like his/her cheeks fondled by all and Sundry. But everyone seems to does it!! And adding words Kuchchi Kuchchi to it is like rubbing salt in the wounds!!
See!!!
Its not a child’s play to be a Child!!
The moral of this post is that, the grass is always greener on the other side!!!
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yep its not a child's play to be a child..
ReplyDeleteha ha ha..
He He He .... Peeing & pooing on Bald Daddy :D.... very hilarious one...true to poorjokes tradition...
ReplyDeleteI am totally laughing my heart out :-) or may be, my insides out...
ReplyDelete:-D
A lovely post. One of the better posts on Blog-a-ton. A different perspective!
ReplyDeleteHey thats a very different perspective..nice imagination..I traveled to the past & you traveled the future :)
ReplyDeleteGREAT!!! And the 'weapons' thing was cool, really.
ReplyDeleteAnd some body cut off my Ration Supply Pipeline as well!
ReplyDeletePlease Mom, don’t tell me that he is my Dad!!! Nahiiiiiii….
Oshu, Moshu, Goshu,
Meli Pyali si guliya kittiii khubsulat ha
I shouldn’t waste all my weapons against Poor Daddy......
Hilarious....rib tickling....jus loved these lines....original.....innovative.....unique and quite impressive
But i have one concern wid the below line....
I would not allow anyone to touch my cheeks and declare this activity as Child Molestation......
I found this "Child Molestation" bit out of the track....think once buddy
cheers :)
The monologue of the baby made me laugh.. interesting write up.
ReplyDeleteSV,
ReplyDeleteIt is incredible how much we adults underestimate our young ones. We feel they cannot understand anything. But in fact they do.
Dhiman,
ReplyDeleteGood to know that PoorJokes.in has now established a tradition. :-D
Prashant Mehta,
ReplyDeleteThanks for liking my post.
Debosmita,
ReplyDeleteThanks for visiting. Hope you keep coming and keep laughing.
Daisy Blue,
ReplyDeleteTime travel can be fascinating, isn't it? Wouldn't all of us like to go back to our childhoods and relive those wonderful years again.
Shilpa,
ReplyDeleteGod has given each one of us a Brahmastra. Some have the power of words, others have power of emotion, and some physical power. Every baby too is well aware of all her powers :-D
Mahesh,
ReplyDeleteThanks for liking the post.
The "child molestation" thing was mentioned in good humor, and was not meant to be taken seriously. :-D
A simple post...a good one at that !!
ReplyDeleteGovind,
ReplyDeleteThanks for liking the post. I guess simplicity mein hi beauty hai :-D
What if I become a celebrity after I grow up and someone black mails me with these Naked Snaps?? lol.. :D
ReplyDeleteHeight of imagination! :P
Was a fun read. Thoroughly enjoyed each and every line of it. And yeah, it's not child's play to be a child. :-)
Wonderful post!
this one is the only post, that made me laugh
ReplyDeletegr8 post
Wow! Good to see you in Blog-a-ton! The post gave lots of reasons to smile and laugh!!
ReplyDeleteLoved the daddy's part!! :)
Ha! Ha! Ha!
ReplyDeleteYou certainly have a way with words. Keep them coming :)
Karthik,
ReplyDeleteThanks for liking the post. The topic "If I were a baby" was a really good one. It allows everyone to go wild with his / her imagination.
Hope you keep visiting.
Chetan,
ReplyDeleteDhanyawaad. My endeavor is to make sure no one reading this blog goes away without laughing. :-D
A real funny post, especially the bald daddy part starting with a 'Nahiiii' :-)
ReplyDeleteNiharika, I was giggling all the way!!
ReplyDeleteBald daddy and oshu moshu goshu :P
The first hilarious post I have read in Blog-a-ton :)
Good luck to u!
Hahaha.. that was too sweet :) the aunties really trouble kids :))
ReplyDeleteGood post.. I like dit. U have a knack of expressing things
ReplyDeleteme sambha lols :P
ReplyDeleten yeah its not child's play to be a child
yar ..apane hi baap err...i mean dad ki lagane mein lage rahoge ...lolzzz
ReplyDelete:D
keep smiling.
It's not a child's play being a child - Loved it! Every phase of our lives as it's own pros and cons! babies are a no exception!
ReplyDeleteVery funny :D I have always wondered what babies think of all grown up baby talk :D. You have put my doubts to rest
ReplyDeleteShruti,
ReplyDelete"Kuchi kuchi kuchi" is another common word among Aunties in India :-D
Madhu Rao,
ReplyDeleteThank u ji
evanescentthoughts,
ReplyDeleteNot just Aunties, Uncles do so too..
ηανєєη,
ReplyDeletebut when will elders realize this?
scratchyoursoul,
ReplyDeletethank u hai ji
Makk,
ReplyDeleteAgar Daddy darawana ho to koi kya kar sakta hai.. I am a new born baby after all.. I get scared.. :-D
neeraj,
ReplyDeletethat is true.. elders think being a baby is easy.. i dont think babies would agree..
haha (kar).. nice one niharika.. really liked some expressions like ration supply line one!
ReplyDeletePoor bald daddy, i mst say.. keep writing :)