Exclusive Paa ke PJ

I and my friends (WhatsinaName and Wandering Wonderer) have come up with this series of PJs (Poor Jokes) on the much awaited movie Paa which Stars Amitabh Bachchan, Abhishek Bachchan and Vidya Balan.

Please dont kill us after reading this!!!!!

Question:
When is Paa about to be released?
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Only after sa re ga ma would have released!!!!!!!!!!

Question:
Like wht is paa's fav snack
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A Gol gap-paa

Question
Which country does Paa come from?


Paa-kistan !!
Question
What is Paa's favorite movie?


Dil Bole Hadi-Paa !!

Question
Who is Paa's favorite actor?

 
Danny Denzong-Paa !!




Question
Who is Paa's favorite VJ?
Nikhil China-Paa !!






Question
Who is Paa's favorite cricketer?


Robin Utha-Paa !!

Question
Who is Paa's favorite god?


Ganpati Ba-Paa !!



Question
What is Paa's fav vegetable



Paa-lak.



Question
Why does Paa love dogs?




Kyunki wo Paa-ltu hote hai...



Question
Did you know tht Paa was in mahabharat as well?


He was a Paa-ndav

Question
Which religeon does paa follow?



Sikhism.
People lovingly call him Paa-ji



Question
Which cricketer is paa's brother



Kapil dev




Thts why people call him kapil Paa-ji

Question
Wht happens when paa gets angry?






Uska Paa-ra high ho jaata hai.



Question
Which Profession should Paa Follow ?






A Chartered Accountant
Kyunki wo Paa-i Paa-i ka hisaab rakhega

Question
Why does Paa hate going to the toilet?




Because usey paa-iles ki bimmari hai



Question
Where does paa sleep at night?


On a chaar paai

Question
Wht would have been paa's name had he been a mathematician?


Paa-ithogoras



Question
What does paa eat after dinner?





A hajmola.. it has good paa-chak power

Question
Where doea Paa live at Mumbai?



Vile Paa-rle



Question
Why is paa planning a trip to italy?


Because he loves Paa-sta

And Last But Not the Least
Wht will u call paa if he becomes the president of india?


 Pratibha Paa-til