Cheeti jokes

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Cheeti Usha

PJ KE FUNDE

Funny Poor Joke

Deadly Poor Joke (PJ)

Which food grain in the world proclaims itself as Homosexual?
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Its Wheat!
(Gay-Hu).

Ha Ha...

Exclusive Paa ke PJ

I and my friends (WhatsinaName and Wandering Wonderer) have come up with this series of PJs (Poor Jokes) on the much awaited movie Paa which Stars Amitabh Bachchan, Abhishek Bachchan and Vidya Balan.

Please dont kill us after reading this!!!!!

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When is Paa about to be released?
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Only after sa re ga ma would have released!!!!!!!!!!

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Like wht is paa's fav snack
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A Gol gap-paa

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Which country does Paa come from?


Paa-kistan !!
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What is Paa's favorite movie?


Dil Bole Hadi-Paa !!

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Who is Paa's favorite actor?

 
Danny Denzong-Paa !!




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Who is Paa's favorite VJ?
Nikhil China-Paa !!






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Who is Paa's favorite cricketer?


Robin Utha-Paa !!

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Who is Paa's favorite god?


Ganpati Ba-Paa !!



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What is Paa's fav vegetable



Paa-lak.



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Why does Paa love dogs?




Kyunki wo Paa-ltu hote hai...



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Did you know tht Paa was in mahabharat as well?


He was a Paa-ndav

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Which religeon does paa follow?



Sikhism.
People lovingly call him Paa-ji



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Which cricketer is paa's brother



Kapil dev




Thts why people call him kapil Paa-ji

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Wht happens when paa gets angry?






Uska Paa-ra high ho jaata hai.



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Which Profession should Paa Follow ?






A Chartered Accountant
Kyunki wo Paa-i Paa-i ka hisaab rakhega

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Why does Paa hate going to the toilet?




Because usey paa-iles ki bimmari hai



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Where does paa sleep at night?


On a chaar paai

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Wht would have been paa's name had he been a mathematician?


Paa-ithogoras



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What does paa eat after dinner?





A hajmola.. it has good paa-chak power

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Where doea Paa live at Mumbai?



Vile Paa-rle



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Why is paa planning a trip to italy?


Because he loves Paa-sta

And Last But Not the Least
Wht will u call paa if he becomes the president of india?


 Pratibha Paa-til

Santa Banta Joke Series No 29

Very Dirty Poor Joke (PJ)

Ye pj ek bahut hi ganda pj hai Buddies....

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Very Dirty PJ.
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You Can call it a Filthy PJ....
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A smelly PJ.
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It is Seriously Dirty.......
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abe bahut ganda hai yaar....
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But You Cant have a look at it....
Kyunki wo Naha Chuka Hai!!!!!!
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Santa Banta Jokes Series no 27

We know guys get desperate sometimes in their college days!!!
See what happened with Santa Singh once....

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Santa Banta Jokes Series no 26

Children tend to say things which we grown ups never imagine!!
Here is this Santa Banta Cartoon for you all to understand what I mean!!!




Mother to Santa : Beta Bade hokar kya banoge??
Santa : Daddy!!
Mother: Arre, I mean bade hokar kya karoge!!!!!!!
Santa: Shaadi!!

Murphy's laws on girls.....

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1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.

2. the nicer she is, the quicker u will be dumped.

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks.

4. 99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company.

5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.

6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed.

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.

8. Theory of relativity..
The more u run towards a hot chick, the more she goes away from u.

9. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone, just when you are about to let her know about your feelings, she will spot a long lost friend
Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1

10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
- You are dressed badly
- You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
- Have a bad hair day

11. all the good girls are either nuns or married . The rest go around with you and ruin your money,health and leave you a total wreck.

12. the more seriously u like a girl, the more seriously her dad will hate you.

13. the love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you.

Google is God

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In this day and age when almost everything we do depends on Google, some of the old sayings that have passed down for centuries have also undergone radical changes. Here are a few.
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Jiska koi nahi hota, uska Google hota hai
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Google meharban to gadha pehalwan
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Google sab dekhta hai
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Yeh Google hain, Yeh sab jaanta hai.. Yeh Google hai..
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Om Googlaye Namah
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Har safal aadmi ke peechey Google ka hath hota hai
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Pothi Padhat padhat jag mua, pandit bhaya na koi.
3 akshar Google ka, padhe so pandit hoe.
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Google ke ghar na der hai, na andher !!
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Readers are requested to add more such sayings as comments :-)

If I were a Baby Again

This post has been published by me as a part of the Blog-a-Ton 4; the fourth edition of the online marathon of Bloggers; where we decide and we write. To be part of the next edition, visit and start following Blog-a-Ton.

People say, “ The world becomes more difficult, the climb becomes steeper, life becomes tougher as we grow”.
I wish people remembered what life was, when they were a Baby!

I sometimes wonder what Science would do to us all 100 years from now. If scientists claim today that computers will be able to read our minds and follow our thoughts as commands, then will the same computers be able to read a little baby’s mind????

Oh wow! That would be interesting. I really fancy myself being born in 2100 AD and the first thing my mom would gift me right after I am born will not be nappy pad, but a brand new Pentium 300 processor ( If the series would
continue by then) with 3000TB RAM. She would also set up a gmail account right after I would be born (Yes guys!! Gmail shall remain forever!!). The Computer would be set right besides my little bed all set to read my mind, store it in my mailbox and forward it to my parents so that they could understand my needs!

Here is a quick glance at what the computer would have collected if he could have read my mind!!!

Ahhh.. I hate this world. Only yesterday I was enjoying myself in that water balloon.. Who punctured it???? And some body cut off my Ration Supply Pipeline as well! Thank Heavens for that beautiful lady who looks so lovingly at me, the world looks so cruel apart from her!!

I woke up late today. I was shocked to find myself in the arms of a Bald Man!! Please Mom, don’t tell me that he is my Dad!!! Nahiiiiiii….

Am really afraid of my Bald Daddy. He does weird things every now and then! Since the first day I was born he has been calling me names!! I Weird names like Oshu, Moshu, Goshu,. He speaks with me in strange Hindi!! “Meli Pyali si guliya kittiii khubsulat hai” . My first impression was that he was normal and being bald was just fate! But he cannot speak properly too!!!

Ha Ha!!! It is so much fun doing soo-soo on Bald Daddy when he is all set to go to the office. And firing a volley of poos when he tries to change my nappy pad is double fun!! That’s the only revenge I can take !!!! I But I shouldn’t waste all my weapons against Poor Daddy. Should save some for strangers too!! 

I am fed up of them..Some Old Age Aunties came today and took my snaps from all possible angles when I was naked!!!! If I could, I would not allow anyone to take a naked snap! What if I become a celebrity after I grow up and someone black mails me with these Naked Snaps :-O

Enough is enough! The Aunties came yet again!! Somebody tell them that I hate all those wet kissis on my cheeks!! It gives me rashes!! If I could, I would not allow anyone to touch my cheeks and declare this activity as Child Molestation. No child in this world would like his/her cheeks fondled by all and Sundry. But everyone seems to does it!! And adding words Kuchchi Kuchchi to it is like rubbing salt in the wounds!!

See!!!
Its not a child’s play to be a Child!!

The moral of this post is that, the grass is always greener on the other side!!!

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Deadly Poor Joke (PJ)

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.

The bee said, ‘What seems to be the problem?’

‘I’m out of gas,’ the man replied.

The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away.
Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
‘Try it now,’ said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. ‘Wow!’ the man exclaimed, ‘what did you put in my gas tank’?

The bee answered ….

Gay Joke

Man in Office:- I hate my boss.

Colleague says:- Why is that?

Man replies:- He likes to give me daily feed-back.

Colleague says:- What is wrong in that?

Man replies:- He is Gay !!!

Bheja Fry PJ

Duniya ke kis shahar mein kabhi bhi hawa nahi chalti?
Hawa-na !!