Below Poverty Line Joke

Saavdhan ! Kahi aapke ghar mein Income tax chaapa na ho jae ! 

:-D

Chemical Poor Joke

Teacher : What happens when carbon monoxide reacts with 2 molecules of iron?
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Pappu : COFFEE !
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Teacher : how? :O
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Pappu : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE..!

Rajnikanth Vs Amitabh Bachchan

Latest Rajnikanth Joke From Poor Jokes. Look at the Person in Circle :-D

Philosophical Joke

Philosophical Joke :

Everyone has his/her own view of the World...!!!

:-)

Engineer Jokes

 An Engineers Jokes !!!
Hope you guys could crack it !! 

Santa Banta Jokes

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knockd santa's door... santa opend it. b4 he cud speak, salesman rushed in to the leaving room and emptied a bag of cow shit on carpet...
salesman= sir if im unable to clean this up wid my new powerful vacuum cleaner in nxt 10 sec, i will eat all this shit
santa smiled and said= do u need a chilly or tomato sauce wid shit?
saleman= y?
santa= bcoz there is no electricity in d house.
moral: never b over smart and every santa is not fool ;)

Mathematical Poor Joke (PJ)

Ques in exam - Prove 2 / 10 = 2

Arts student : Out of syllabus
Commerce student : Question hi galat hai
Medical student : it?s strange yaar, ye kaise ho sakta hai?
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Engineering student : it is very easy

TWO / TEN
= WO / EN

(W=23rd letter, O=15th letter,
E=5th letter & N=14th letter)

= 23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2

Deadly PJ

 

What will U Call it if ur cat brings tea 4 u?

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Liability !
(Lai-Billi-tea)

Santa Banta Joke

Santa's son: Papa agar aap ko Rs10 aur Rs5 raste mein pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?
Santa : 10 Rs ka... ...
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Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain... Dono bhi to utha saktey ho!!

Rajneetic PJ

घर में केवल चार दिन औरत न हो तो क्या हाल होता है?

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ये कांग्रेस से पूछो!! ;-P

The Great Indian Corrupt Family

The Great Indian Corrupt Family

Pyaar ke side effects

Santa's Marriage Proposal

Santa - Paaji!!!!!..... Mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai..
Boss - Teri income toh us ke toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakta..
Surinder: Oh Thank you paji thank you!!!! Acha hai bata diya paji!!!!! Itni potty karti hai to phir rahne do..

Dabangg Cricket Joke

Dabangg dialogue for World Cup -
Malinga, Murali se darr nahi lagta sahab, Munaf aur Nehra se lagta hai!

Latest SMS Jokes

GF:Kal Mera Birthday Hai.
BF: Advance "HAPPY Birthday"
GF:Kya Gift doge?
BF:Kya Chahiye?
GF:"Ring"
BF:Ring dunga Par Phone mat Uthana Balance nhi Hai !!

Latest Santa Banta SMS

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didnt you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer Santa: That is not restricted

Pakistani Joke

What so u call a person who does not know his age?
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Umar Gul !!!!

Naughty Joke

A Girl with her face covered on a bus stop

A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??
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Girl Replies
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Papa mein hoon !!

Santa Banta SMS Joke

Banta changed all his passwords to 'incorrect' ... So that whenever he forgets, the computer will automatically remind him "Your password is incorrect".

Dimaag ki Maa Behan Karna

This is a visual description of Dimag ki Maa Behan Hona !!!