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Thursday, May 14, 2009
Monday, May 11, 2009
Film Star PJ
Question:- Why does Lara Dutta need a new tailor?
Answer:- Because she has ditched Kelly Dorji (दर्जी) !!
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Answer:- Because she has ditched Kelly Dorji (दर्जी) !!
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Wednesday, May 6, 2009
IPL ka baap, IKL...
Looking at the raging success of IPL ( Indian Premier League), the PoorJokes.in News Team surveyed other Sport Bodies to find out if they had plans of launching similar leagues in their respective fields of sports. The breaking news is that the Indian Kabaddi Association has decided to join this band wagon and soon launch the "Indian Kabaddi League(IKL)"
The IKL will consist of 6 franchises drawn from the BIMARU states like Bihar, Jharkhand, MP, Chattisgarh, Orissa and UP. Some of the biggest celebrities of the Bhojpuri film industries like Ravi Kissan, Raja Chawdhary and Nagma are set to be franchise owners.
The basic plan for the IKL is as follows:
1. Each team can buy 8 professional players. ( The minimum bid has to start with Rs. 5000 per season.)
2. The posts of coach for each team has been reserved for the Indian and Pakistani politicians, because they are adept at pulling legs.
3. Each game would include a “Chaddi Change Timeout”, during which players would be able to change their soiled Chaddies. Washing powder companies are also planning to launch a advertisement campaign to be displayed in the Chaddi Time Out intervals. (Nirmal Chaddi ke liye istemal karei Nirma washing powder, Surf Excel- Chaddi mai daag, achche hai!!)
4. To keep the spectators entertained during “Chaddi Change Timeout”, cheer leading teams drawn from the best folk dancers in the region (like Raut Nacha from Chattisgarh, Bidesia from Bihar, Raslila from UP etc.) will perform their routines.
5. Bhojpuri Helen-Sambhawna Seth shall give a special performance during the opening ceremony. The promotional video for this year’s event has been composed by none other than Shankar Mahadevan, who has hummed Kabaddi-kabaddi breathlessly for half an hour.
6. IKA plans to sell out the phrase "kabaddi kabaddi" used by players during the match to inner-wear companies. So players won’t yell "kabaddi kabaddi during matches, but would spell the advertisers product names like "Rupa Chaddi Rupa Chaddi Rupa Chaddi", “Lux Cozy Lux Cozy Lux Cozy” etc. This would help the sponsors get maximum brand recall.
The punch line for the IKL shall be, " Indian Kabaddi is every Indian Ka-Buddy"
The telecast rights for this year’s event has have been bagged by e-TV “Bhojpuri”.
But IKL might hit a serious roadblock in its inaugural year itself. We have been told that some hard-line political parties are up in arms in opposition to IKL, claiming that men wearing nothing but “chaddies” and publicly jumping over and grabbing each other, is against Indian culture.
The IKL will consist of 6 franchises drawn from the BIMARU states like Bihar, Jharkhand, MP, Chattisgarh, Orissa and UP. Some of the biggest celebrities of the Bhojpuri film industries like Ravi Kissan, Raja Chawdhary and Nagma are set to be franchise owners.
The basic plan for the IKL is as follows:
1. Each team can buy 8 professional players. ( The minimum bid has to start with Rs. 5000 per season.)
2. The posts of coach for each team has been reserved for the Indian and Pakistani politicians, because they are adept at pulling legs.
3. Each game would include a “Chaddi Change Timeout”, during which players would be able to change their soiled Chaddies. Washing powder companies are also planning to launch a advertisement campaign to be displayed in the Chaddi Time Out intervals. (Nirmal Chaddi ke liye istemal karei Nirma washing powder, Surf Excel- Chaddi mai daag, achche hai!!)
4. To keep the spectators entertained during “Chaddi Change Timeout”, cheer leading teams drawn from the best folk dancers in the region (like Raut Nacha from Chattisgarh, Bidesia from Bihar, Raslila from UP etc.) will perform their routines.
5. Bhojpuri Helen-Sambhawna Seth shall give a special performance during the opening ceremony. The promotional video for this year’s event has been composed by none other than Shankar Mahadevan, who has hummed Kabaddi-kabaddi breathlessly for half an hour.
6. IKA plans to sell out the phrase "kabaddi kabaddi" used by players during the match to inner-wear companies. So players won’t yell "kabaddi kabaddi during matches, but would spell the advertisers product names like "Rupa Chaddi Rupa Chaddi Rupa Chaddi", “Lux Cozy Lux Cozy Lux Cozy” etc. This would help the sponsors get maximum brand recall.
The punch line for the IKL shall be, " Indian Kabaddi is every Indian Ka-Buddy"
The telecast rights for this year’s event has have been bagged by e-TV “Bhojpuri”.
But IKL might hit a serious roadblock in its inaugural year itself. We have been told that some hard-line political parties are up in arms in opposition to IKL, claiming that men wearing nothing but “chaddies” and publicly jumping over and grabbing each other, is against Indian culture.
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Happy Birthday Poor Jokes...
One of our friends recently visited his family who lives in Afghanistan. He happened to attend to a birthday party over there. The people in the family brought a big cake in front of the guests, with beautiful candles lit on the top. The proud father of the child said, " Guests, its a honour that you all are here on the occasion of my child's birthday. Soon the child shall cut the cake. I request you all to shower your blessings on the kid. But please beware that no one should clap during the birthday ceremony. "
Our friend asked him meekly, " But why? Is it some custom over here? "
The father replied, " Because Aghanistan mai Tali"Ban" hai "
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Our friend asked him meekly, " But why? Is it some custom over here? "
The father replied, " Because Aghanistan mai Tali"Ban" hai "
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Thursday, April 23, 2009
Mera Joota Hai Japani.. Oops Hindustani...
PoorJokes.in New Desk, 23rd April 2009.
There has been a spurt in Shoe/Chappal throwing incidents at Politicians throughout India recently. P Chidambaram, Navin Jindal, Actor Jeetendra and L K Advani have been shoe-ed. People have really been touched deeply by this novel idea of being able to express their gratitude to the Politicians through their leg gears.
Sources tell GJ that an unknown Venture Capitalist has decided to foray into the market with special Shoes for this nature of protest. The shoes shall be packed with a slingshot completely free of cost. Also the shoes shall be available in a single shoe pack for people who don't want to wear them to the meeting, press conference etc. but just carry them as a weapon. The shoes will come with special pouches so that buyers can attach rotten tomatoes and eggs onto the shoe before throwing them. Some premium brands will also be aero-dynamically built like Boomarangs, so that they return to the thrower in case they miss the target.
Academies shall soon be opened pan India for shoe hurlers so that they could hit their targets with better accuracy. There has been concerns all around that none of the shoe hurlers have been able to damage the faces of the victims yet. Coach "Greg Chappal" is ready to offer his services at a discounted rate at any such academy provided the student promises to throw one chappal at saurav ganguly as well.
There has been a spurt in Shoe/Chappal throwing incidents at Politicians throughout India recently. P Chidambaram, Navin Jindal, Actor Jeetendra and L K Advani have been shoe-ed. People have really been touched deeply by this novel idea of being able to express their gratitude to the Politicians through their leg gears.
Sources tell GJ that an unknown Venture Capitalist has decided to foray into the market with special Shoes for this nature of protest. The shoes shall be packed with a slingshot completely free of cost. Also the shoes shall be available in a single shoe pack for people who don't want to wear them to the meeting, press conference etc. but just carry them as a weapon. The shoes will come with special pouches so that buyers can attach rotten tomatoes and eggs onto the shoe before throwing them. Some premium brands will also be aero-dynamically built like Boomarangs, so that they return to the thrower in case they miss the target.
Academies shall soon be opened pan India for shoe hurlers so that they could hit their targets with better accuracy. There has been concerns all around that none of the shoe hurlers have been able to damage the faces of the victims yet. Coach "Greg Chappal" is ready to offer his services at a discounted rate at any such academy provided the student promises to throw one chappal at saurav ganguly as well.
We have also been told that politicians across the country have now joined gyms to improve their reflexes, so that they can avoid the shoes hurled at them more effectively. Some companies that used to supply bullet-proof jackets to politicians have also decided to launch a new product line called "Shoe proof helmets".
GJ reporters have come up with a "Hit-List" of shoe-throwers and prospective targets, based on a cross country opinion poll.
- Sourabh Ganguly would like to throw his spiked cricket boots at John Buchanan
- Salman Khan would like to throw this designed shoes at SRK
- Sunil Gavaskar would plan to throw his vintage World Cup 1982 shoes at SRK
- Fedup with SRK's bragging about being Number 1, Aamir Khan too wants to fire one at him
- All Bengalis want to fire their chappals at SRK after he has proposed the multiple captain theory.
Expecting so many shoes being hurled at him, SRK shall soon be nicknames "ShoeRukh Khaaa- n
Readers are encouraged to complete the list mentioned above with their favorite person they would like to "SHoooo.."
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- Sunil Gavaskar would plan to throw his vintage World Cup 1982 shoes at SRK
- Fedup with SRK's bragging about being Number 1, Aamir Khan too wants to fire one at him
- All Bengalis want to fire their chappals at SRK after he has proposed the multiple captain theory.
Expecting so many shoes being hurled at him, SRK shall soon be nicknames "ShoeRukh Khaaa- n
Readers are encouraged to complete the list mentioned above with their favorite person they would like to "SHoooo.."
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Nano Poor Joke
Before Tata Nano was launched there was a person who already owned a NANO!!!!!!
Can you name him?
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His name is "KISNA"
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Because you must have heard the song
"Wo hai, Albela, mad"NANO" wala..
Wo Kisna Hai"
Howzatttt??? :-)
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Can you name him?
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His name is "KISNA"
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Because you must have heard the song
"Wo hai, Albela, mad"NANO" wala..
Wo Kisna Hai"
Howzatttt??? :-)
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
PJ = Political Joke
MTV Roadies is one of the hottest reality shows on TV these days.
Can you name one politican who should definitely participate in this show??
:-D
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Tuesday, April 7, 2009
General Election PJ
India is gripped by Election fever these days. This Election probably involves more Prime Ministerial candidates that ever before. Manmohan Singh, LK Advani, Mayawati, Sharad Pawar, Lalu Yadav etc. etc. It seems like the leader of every party wants to be Prime Minister this time.
PoorJokes.in says that this is India's "सब Prime (Minister) Crisis" !!
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Friday, April 3, 2009
Mr. Bean PJ
Mr Bean ko ek raat kaafi zoor ki neend aai...Next morning woh transform ho chuka hota hai..?? Completely metamorphosed!!!!!!! Into what?????
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SOYA-BEAN !!
Mhuhuhuhuhahahahaha....
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SOYA-BEAN !!
Mhuhuhuhuhahahahaha....
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
PJ = Punjabi Joke
Origin of Punjabi Names -
Fast Friend =Tej-Pal Singh
Friend who listens to Jazz Music = Jaz-pal (Jaspal)
Punjabi who wins all singing competitions = Sur-Jeet
Fast Friend =Tej-Pal Singh
Friend who listens to Jazz Music = Jaz-pal (Jaspal)
Punjabi who wins all singing competitions = Sur-Jeet
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Name Change PJ
In a small town in India, there lived a girl called Shruti.
One fine day in 2007, her parents decided to change her name. They began calling her Shaxis.
Why?????
Are news nahi padhte ho kya???
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Separated at Birth? - Part 2
Friday, March 6, 2009
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Vintage PJ
In 1975, 6 birds were flying in the sky. Suddenly, 3 of them dropped dead on the ground.
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Why??
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Becoz Gabbar had shot 3 bullets in the air !!
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Becoz Gabbar had shot 3 bullets in the air !!
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Fast Bowler PJ
यह तो सभी जानते हैं की भारतीय क्रिकेट टीम के पूर्व तेज़ गेंदबाज़ श्रीनाथ एक इंजिनियर हैं. पर यह बहुत कम लोग जानते हैं की वो computer programming में भी माहिर हैं.
श्रीनाथ को जानने वाले कुछ पंजाबी लोग तो इतना भी कहते हैं की श्रीनाथ programming language Java के इतने बड़े expert हैं की वो Java में गल (बात) कर सकते हैं!!
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श्रीनाथ को जानने वाले कुछ पंजाबी लोग तो इतना भी कहते हैं की श्रीनाथ programming language Java के इतने बड़े expert हैं की वो Java में गल (बात) कर सकते हैं!!
इस लिए उनका नाम है Java-गल श्रीनाथ !!
:-D
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Friday, February 20, 2009
Kambakth PJ
Once upon a time there was a guy called Joe.
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It was............. Kambakth Ishq !!
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What was his nick name?
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It was............. Kambakth Ishq !!
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Because
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"Kambakth Ishq hai Joe" :-D
Reader Quiz:-
Joe had a very close friend called Wo. Can you tell us his nick name?
:-P
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Reader Quiz:-
Joe had a very close friend called Wo. Can you tell us his nick name?
:-P
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Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Cricket PJ
Dhawal Kulkarni, the young medium pacer from Mumbai, has been recently selected in the Indian Cricket Team.
Here is a little known fact about him. When he was a kid, his friends used to call him Dhawal Kul-bharni !!
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Socho socho..
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Are bhai.. simple hai..
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Jaisi "karni", waisi "bharni" !!!!
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Monday, February 16, 2009
Sawa Sher PJ
Agar aap ek Lion ko Intelligent banaana chahate hai to aap ko kya karna chahiye??
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Simple!!!!
Use khoob gaaliya de...
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Sher Gaali sun sun kar "Gali-Leo" (Galileo) Ban jaega...
Ufff....Deadly Poor Joke... :-P
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Simple!!!!
Use khoob gaaliya de...
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Sher Gaali sun sun kar "Gali-Leo" (Galileo) Ban jaega...
Ufff....Deadly Poor Joke... :-P
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Saturday, February 14, 2009
Children PJ
When there can be Books for children, TV channels for children, Movies for Children, Singing Competitions for Children, then....
WHY NOT Poor Jokes for Children.. :-P
He He...
So here is a PJ dedicated for Children...
All children ( and grownups with children size brains) are expected to leave a comment!!!!!
http://static.toondoo.com/ToonDoo.swf?userName=gareebjokes&id=556249
WHY NOT Poor Jokes for Children.. :-P
He He...
So here is a PJ dedicated for Children...
All children ( and grownups with children size brains) are expected to leave a comment!!!!!
http://static.toondoo.com/ToonDoo.swf?userName=gareebjokes&id=556249
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Thursday, February 12, 2009
Sweet Murder Mystery
Once there was a Murder in a Mithai Shop...
The police reached at the site of murder and inspected everything...
Who was caught as the Murderer??
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Nahi Pata??
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SImple Yaar..
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It was "KAJU KATALEE"
The police reached at the site of murder and inspected everything...
Who was caught as the Murderer??
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Nahi Pata??
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SImple Yaar..
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It was "KAJU KATALEE"
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