Mera Joota Hai Japani.. Oops Hindustani...

PoorJokes.in New Desk, 23rd April 2009.

There has been a spurt in Shoe/Chappal throwing incidents at Politicians throughout India recently. P Chidambaram, Navin Jindal, Actor Jeetendra and L K Advani have been shoe-ed. People have really been touched deeply by this novel idea of being able to express their gratitude to the Politicians through their leg gears.

Sources tell GJ that an unknown Venture Capitalist has decided to foray into the market with special Shoes for this nature of protest. The shoes shall be packed with a slingshot completely free of cost. Also the shoes shall be available in a single shoe pack for people who don't want to wear them to the meeting, press conference etc. but just carry them as a weapon. The shoes will come with special pouches so that buyers can attach rotten tomatoes and eggs onto the shoe before throwing them. Some premium brands will also be aero-dynamically built like Boomarangs, so that they return to the thrower in case they miss the target.

Academies shall soon be opened pan India for shoe hurlers so that they could hit their targets with better accuracy. There has been concerns all around that none of the shoe hurlers have been able to damage the faces of the victims yet. Coach "Greg Chappal" is ready to offer his services at a discounted rate at any such academy provided the student promises to throw one chappal at saurav ganguly as well.

We have also been told that politicians across the country have now joined gyms to improve their reflexes, so that they can avoid the shoes hurled at them more effectively. Some companies that used to supply bullet-proof jackets to politicians have also decided to launch a new product line called "Shoe proof helmets".

GJ reporters have come up with a "Hit-List" of shoe-throwers and prospective targets, based on a cross country opinion poll.

- Sourabh Ganguly would like to throw his spiked cricket boots at John Buchanan

- Salman Khan would like to throw this designed shoes at SRK
- Sunil Gavaskar would plan to throw his vintage World Cup 1982 shoes at SRK
- Fedup with SRK's bragging about being Number 1, Aamir Khan too wants to fire one at him
- All Bengalis want to fire their chappals at SRK after he has proposed the multiple captain theory.

Expecting so many shoes being hurled at him, SRK shall soon be nicknames "ShoeRukh Khaaa- n

Readers are encouraged to complete the list mentioned above with their favorite person they would like to "SHoooo.."

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