Wife Jokes

If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions:

• Where are you going?
• With whom?
• Why?
• How are you going?
• To discove r what?
• Why only you?
• What do I do when you are not here?
• Can I come with you?
• When will you be back?
• Dinner ghar par hi khaoge?
• Mere liye kya laoge?
• You deliberately made this plan without me, didn’t you?
• You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...
• Answer me – why?
• I want to go to my mother’s house.
• I want you to drop me there.
• I don’t want to come back – ever!
• What do you mean, OK?
• Why aren’t you stopping me?
• I don’t understand what this whole ‘discovery’ thing is about.
• You always do things like this.
• Last time you also did the same thing!
• Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.
• I still don’t understand what else is left to be discovered!