Friday, October 23, 2009

Bengali PJs and Jokes



Hey Guys!!

I hope you all liked my previous jokes on Bengalis.. Here is another series of Bengali Jokes for you all to enjoy!!
Please do let me know if you liked it okkk!!
Fasten your seat belts! Here I go!

1. What do you call A Drunk Bengali????
Tun-da..

2. What do you call a Bengali who loves to give Charity??
Chan-da.

3. What do you call a Bengali who is very Jolly??
Fun-da.

4. A straight forward Bengali is called?

See-Da.

5. Which is the favorite Bollywood Movie of Bengalis??
Parin-da.

6. After Mithun da which is the Bengalis favorite Movie Star??
Govin-da.

7. Why cannot a Bengali be homeless???
Because he always has Bangla with him.

8. What do you call a Bengali homosexual??
Gay-Of-Bengal.

9. What do you call a Bengali who burps after drinking Soda?
Burpy-Lahiri.

10. Who was the first Bengali Prime Minister of India??
Mora-arji (like banerji chaterji..:-P)

11. What do you say when you see a dreadful and horrible Bengali???
You shout, "Oh my Ghosh!!!!!"

12. What do you call someone who beats the hell out of a Bengali???
A Ghosh Buster!!

13. What would have been Ronaldo's name had he been born in Kolkata??
Ghoshaldo!!!

3 comments:

  1. Actually Ronaldo will be Ghoshaldo-da ;)

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  2. Oh Yes... Basic Mistake!!!!
    Forgot to add the Da...
    :-)

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  3. hehehe....udi baba....khub bhalo jokes achi....!!!

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