Funny Friendship Day SMS Collection

The following SMSes have been contributed by Mr. Funny-sh Murthy.
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A good friend is like a good bra.
Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds u up when r down &; always close to the heart.
Happy Friendship Day !!

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Love is like chewing gum, whose flavor wanes with time!
Friendship is like chocolate, whose taste lasts till the end!
Happy Friendship Day !!
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A good friend is like a computer; u 'enter' my life, i 'save' u in my heart, u 'format' my problems & i never 'delete' u from my memory!
Happy Friendship Day !!
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Friendship is not about "I am sorry", it is about "Kaminey, sab teri galti hai"..
It is not about "I am here for you", it is about "Kahan hai saale"..
It is not about "I understand", it is about "Sab teri wajah se hua manhoos"..
Happy Friendship Day !!
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Dost, tum loosemotion ki tatti nahi, jo girte hi bikhar jaye..
Tum wo solid lade ho, jo flush ke baad bhi apne nishan chodd jaye..
Happy Friendship Day !!
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Elephant at Aishwarya's Shooting Poor Joke

The latest news around Bollywood is that there has been an incident at the shooting of ‘Ravana’ in the forests of Kerala. Abhishek and Aishwarya were to do an action sequence with an elephant. Aishwarya was to be on it and minutes before the shot was to be taken the elephant went beserk. He went mad around the sets sending everyone, unit member cast and crew running for cover into the forest.

This is not the first time such things have happened at Aishwarya's Shoot.. There have been two such incidents in the past when people got mad at her Shoots. Our next cartoon is dedicated to one such incident! !
Here is our Poor Joke (PJ)(SMS JOKE) based on this incident ! !

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SMS Content: Santa : " Oye, First it was Salman to get Mad for Aiwhwarya. Then Vivek.. And Now and Elephant ! ! Kamaal Hai!! "

Santa Banta Joke Series (PJ and SMS Special)

Santa to Banta: " Oye Yaar.. Do you know which City in India does not allow the entry of unhealthy people????"
Banta: "Ummmm.... No.. I dont Know... Which one??"
Santa: Oye Simple hai yaar.... It is "Na-Sick" (Nasik)"
Balle Balle...:-P

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So if you have a wacky joke, funny SMS, Deadly PJ then just start rolling and submit your joke here!!
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Santa Banta Joke

We are back after a long time.. I got this joke on my sms and could not help but post it here on www.poorjokes.in
"Santa Singh ek Katori Dahi(curd) lekar beach jaata hai aur Dahi ko Ocean mai daal deta hai..
Banta Singh sees all this and asks, " Oye Santa, ye tune kya kara? Dahi ko samundar mai kyu daala?"

Santa Replies- " Mai Dahi ko paani mai daalkar Lassi banaa raha hu.."
Banta- " Uff....Kar di na Sardaar waali baat! ! Itani saari Lassi ko kaun peeyaga ! ! "

Classic PJ

Q:- What do you call a girl-friend who ditches you?
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A:- "Girl-fiend"!!

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Manmohan Singh meets Gilani

On the sidelines of the Non Aligned Movement (NAM) summit in Egypt, Indian Prime Minister Mr. Manmohan Singh met his Pakistani counterpart Yousaf Raza Gillani.

The Poor Jokes team has obtained exclusive access to the transcripts of their meeting. Here it is.

Sardar Manmohan Singh (SMS) shaking hands with Yousaf Raza Gillani (YRG)

SMS (smiling):- Gilani sahib! Apse milkar bahut khushi hui.

YRG:- Mujhe bhi hui.

SMS:- Main apke liye India se ek tohfa laya hun.

YRG:- Bahut bahut shukriya. Tohfa kya hai?

SMS (taking a gift wrapped bag out):- Ek Bullet Proof Vest.

YRG (surprised):- Par yeh tohfa kyon?

SMS:- Taki agar aap par koi Terrorist attack kare to aap zakhmi na ho.

YRG (blushing):- Shukriya. Umeed hai yeh wohi Bullet Proof Vest nahi hai jo Hemant Karkare ne 26/11 ko pahna tha. Goliyan to uske aar paar chali gayi thi.

SMS:- Are nahi nahi. Police wale desi made 2nd hand Bullet Proof Vest use karte hain. Yeh Italian designer Bullet Proof Vest hai, Gucci brand wala. Jo hum politicians pahante hain. 100% bullet proof. Aur to aur, yeh to shoe proof bhi hai.

YRG:- Oh achchi baat hai. Main bhi apke liye koi tohfa lane wala tha. Par…..

SMS:- Par kya?

YRG:- Obama ne jo funds humein bheje the woh abhi hamare pass pahunche nahi hai. Is liye paise ki kami ke chalte nahi khareed paya koi tohfa.

SMS:- Khair koi baat nahi. Ab kaam ki baat karte hain.

YRG:- Zaroor zaroor.

SMS:- Hum chahte hain ki Pakistan Kashmir mein terrorist bhejna band kare.

YRG:- Iske liye apko Lashkar-e-toiba se baat karni hogi. Pakistan Govt. ka Lashkar par koi control nahi hai.

SMS (surprised):- Kya baat kar rahe ho!! Chalo koi gal nahi!! Agla item discuss karte hain. India ne to apne nuclear weapons pe “No first use” policy laga rakhi hai. Hum chahte hain ki Pakistan bhi aisa hi kare.

YRG:- Iske liye to apko Taliban se hi baat karni hogi. Pakistan Govt. ka nuclear weapons pe koi control nahi hai.

SMS (even more surprised):- Hadd hai bhai!! Chalo kum se kum apni army ko to yeh bolo ki woh border par Indian forces par baar baar attacks na kare.

YRG:- Iske liye to apko Army Chief se hi baat karni hogi. Pakistan Govt. ka Pakistani Army pe koi control nahi hai.

SMS (getting really agitated):- Yeh kya mazaak hai!! Kya aisi koi bhi cheez nahi jispar Pakistani Govt. ka control ho?

YRG:- Hai na.

SMS:- Kya??

YRG:- Obama ke bheje hue funds par !!

SMS faints……

Funny SMS Joke!! ( 100 percent Original)

Can you name the Fitness Freak Hollywood actor who carries all his body building machines with him to wherever he goes??
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Nahi Pata??
Simple Yaar.. It Is..

Gym Carry.

Obama walking on Bill Clinton's footsteps

US President Barak Obama and French President Nicolas Sarkozy have been found anal-ysing some important matters at the G-8 summit recently.

The PoorJokes.in team wonders what they were thinking as the camera caught them "ogling" at a young girl.

For more on this incident, click here

Non-Veg PJ

Which Tennis player is the most popular amongst women ?
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Nahi Pata???

Its Andy Rod-Dick..

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Gay PJ Quiz

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History in the Making !

Monday 12:35 PM, 16000 BC, Africa : Man Discovers "Fire" ( This has no correlation with the movie Daag, The Fire)

Thurday 6:00PM, 3000 BC, Srilanka (Near Muttiah Muralidharan's House ): Rama finally defeats Ravana and the world celebrates !

Sunday 2:00PM, 1500 BC, Kurukshetra: Pandavas win the famed battle of Mahabharata.

Wednesday 12:00AM, 0012 AD, Europe: Something important must have happened !!

Thursday 4:12PM, 1647 AD, India: Chatrapati Shivaji wins his first battle against his sworn enemy ( Naam bhul gaya).

Sunday 11:15AM, 10th May 1947, India: Mangal Pandey raises his voice against the Britishers.

Friday 0:00AM, 15th Aug 1947, New Delhi: India wins its independence.

Monday 2:15AM, 7th Jan 1950 Karnataka: Johny Lever is Born.

Saturday 7:00PM, 25th June 1983, London: India wins the Cricket World Cup.

Friday 9:00AM, 31st July 1995, Mumbai: Sharhrukh Khan starrer Guddu is released.

July 1999, Kashmir: India wins the Kargil war.

Sunday 12:00AM, 3rd March 2005, Mumbai: IndiaTV is launched.

Monday 12:00PM, 20th Jan 2009, Washington D.C., USA: Barack Hussein Obama sworn in as the first Black President of the United States of America.

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