Blocks People Have

Off late, we have been suffering from this strange churning feeling in our stomachs when we think about creating a new PJ. You would appreciate that creating a Poor Joke is a tough job. And it becomes all the more difficult when we have to maintain the low standards that we have set for ourselves. I guess we are suffering from our own version of "Writer's Block". We call this "PJ Block".

On brooding over this problem, we have realized that there are many varieties of blocks around us and a lot of people suffer from them. Here is a quick list:

1. Mahendra Singh Dhoni: He who was known to knock the leather of the ball earlier, has off-late developed this habit of blocking every ball that he gets to play. He suffers from a strange kind of problem known as, “Batsman's Block” .

2. Mamta Banerjee: She has been suffering from “Rail Block” disease for a number of years, which manifests itself in her numerous "Rail Roko" Andolans. Now that she has received the Railway Ministry we sincerely hope that she comes out of it!

3. Himesh Reshamia: This aspirant (because one needs an Aspirin after being close to his music/voice/acting/face) has been suffering from “Nesal Block” over the last few years, which results in his highly irritating nesal voice.

4. Baba Ramdev: Unable to come up with any more modes of Pranayama except for the 6 basic styles, he is suffering from a “Yoga Block” . Helplessness against this block has made reverend Baba shift track to politics, juice, shampoo, soap manufacturing etc.

5. Vodafone : The white ghost like creatures have made watching TV a headache off-lately. The last series of the advertisements lack the creativity which was earlier evident. The ad conceptualizers have admitted to be suffering from “ZooZoo Block".

6. Manmohan Singh: He suffered with "Left Block" for 4.5 years in the last govt. And now he is having to deal with "DMK Block".

7. Emran #Me( Hash-Me) : Rumors have it that his next Bhatt Camp movie will not have any kissing scene. It means that no kissies for the poor chap!! He will be suffering from “Chummi Block” for a few months to come.

8. Indian IT companies: With Obama hell bent on his "Buffalo before Bangalore" policy, Indian IT companies are now having to deal with "Outsourcing Block".

9. BJP: With the internal wrangling for replacing Lal Krishna Advani going on in the party, the BJP is suffering from "Leadership Block"

10. Shahrukh Khan: With his last film "Billu" bombing at the box office; his team KKR hitting rock bottom in the IPL; him not getting many new offers for ad films; and 3 months to go before the Wedding season begins in India again, King Khan is suffering from "Money Block"

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Kissing PJ

Q:- Which Bollywood movie character has vowed never to kiss anyone?

A:- Kiss-na (Kisna) !!

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Punjabi PJ

Here is a Santa-Banta type Poor Joke which has been contributed by Champ

A Sardar was doing under water strokes in his pool
what is his name????

....


Jalander singh (jal under singh)


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Republic Day PJ

Once Santa Singh's son got selected in the Republic Day Parade to be held at Delhi from his school. Very excited about being able to do Parade at such an important occasion, he started his preparation.

On Republic Day, he got the chance to lead the squad and performed excellently in the parade. He was so good that he even received an award from the President.

Santa's son happily went to his home and told his dad, " Daddy Daddy

Mujhe March-Past Mai 1st Prize Mila Hai!!!! "

Santa Singh saw the award and slapped his son, " Khotte, Jhooth Bolta hai, Ye Republic Day ka Award Nahi Hai!!!! ." And He beat his son blue for lying...

Santa's Son, "Par mujhe sach mai Republic Day par best Parade ka Award mila hai!!!!"

Santa slaps his son again and says, " Agar tujhe Republic Day mai Award mila hai to January-Past ka award milta , but ye to March-Past ka Award Hai..."


Oye Teri!!.
:-P

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Shahrukh Khan Joke

Separated at Birth - Part 3

Prabhu Chawla

L K Advani

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Film Star PJ

Question:- Why does Lara Dutta need a new tailor?
Answer:- Because she has ditched Kelly Dorji (दर्जी) !!

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IPL ka baap, IKL...

Looking at the raging success of IPL ( Indian Premier League), the PoorJokes.in News Team surveyed other Sport Bodies to find out if they had plans of launching similar leagues in their respective fields of sports. The breaking news is that the Indian Kabaddi Association has decided to join this band wagon and soon launch the "Indian Kabaddi League(IKL)"

The IKL will consist of 6 franchises drawn from the BIMARU states like Bihar, Jharkhand, MP, Chattisgarh, Orissa and UP. Some of the biggest celebrities of the Bhojpuri film industries like Ravi Kissan, Raja Chawdhary and Nagma are set to be franchise owners.

The basic plan for the IKL is as follows:
1. Each team can buy 8 professional players. ( The minimum bid has to start with Rs. 5000 per season.)
2. The posts of coach for each team has been reserved for the Indian and Pakistani politicians, because they are adept at pulling legs.
3. Each game would include a “Chaddi Change Timeout”, during which players would be able to change their soiled Chaddies. Washing powder companies are also planning to launch a advertisement campaign to be displayed in the Chaddi Time Out intervals. (Nirmal Chaddi ke liye istemal karei Nirma washing powder, Surf Excel- Chaddi mai daag, achche hai!!)
4. To keep the spectators entertained during “Chaddi Change Timeout”, cheer leading teams drawn from the best folk dancers in the region (like Raut Nacha from Chattisgarh, Bidesia from Bihar, Raslila from UP etc.) will perform their routines.
5. Bhojpuri Helen-Sambhawna Seth shall give a special performance during the opening ceremony. The promotional video for this year’s event has been composed by none other than Shankar Mahadevan, who has hummed Kabaddi-kabaddi breathlessly for half an hour.
6. IKA plans to sell out the phrase "kabaddi kabaddi" used by players during the match to inner-wear companies. So players won’t yell "kabaddi kabaddi during matches, but would spell the advertisers product names like "Rupa Chaddi Rupa Chaddi Rupa Chaddi", “Lux Cozy Lux Cozy Lux Cozy” etc. This would help the sponsors get maximum brand recall.

The punch line for the IKL shall be, " Indian Kabaddi is every Indian Ka-Buddy"

The telecast rights for this year’s event has have been bagged by e-TV “Bhojpuri”.

But IKL might hit a serious roadblock in its inaugural year itself. We have been told that some hard-line political parties are up in arms in opposition to IKL, claiming that men wearing nothing but “chaddies” and publicly jumping over and grabbing each other, is against Indian culture.

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