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CID Jokes
[arz kiya hai......]
ACP bola (looking at the dead body)..OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...
[Gaur farmayiega]….
ACP bola .. OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...
Dr Salunkhe bola (looking at the dead body with his high-tech gadget)..... kaatil kaun hai..ab humein yahi batayega!!
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Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan
Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan
Daaath ghaso Daya, lo ye Dabur laal Dant manjan.
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Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati
Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati.
.
.
.
Daya do thappad na laga de tab tak mujhrimo ko akal nahi aati....
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Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal
Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal
Par aaj bhi ACP karta hain mujrim ka wahi bura haal.
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Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…
Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…
DAYA KA THAPPAD, FIR UHU UHU UHU…..
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tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..
tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..
.
Arey akhir aaj CID wale kahan marr gye..:P
ACP bola (looking at the dead body)..OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...
[Gaur farmayiega]….
ACP bola .. OH MY GOD!!! sirf do sau rupaye ke liye is gareeb ko kaun marwayega...
Dr Salunkhe bola (looking at the dead body with his high-tech gadget)..... kaatil kaun hai..ab humein yahi batayega!!
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Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan
Itne saalo se CID ne darshako ka kiya hai sabka manoranjan
Daaath ghaso Daya, lo ye Dabur laal Dant manjan.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati
Tumhare pyar me hume nind nahi aati.
.
.
.
Daya do thappad na laga de tab tak mujhrimo ko akal nahi aati....
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal
Gujar Gaye kitane din, hogaye Kitne saal
Par aaj bhi ACP karta hain mujrim ka wahi bura haal.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…
Badi tej thi garmi beh rahi thi looh…
DAYA KA THAPPAD, FIR UHU UHU UHU…..
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tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..
tumhari ek nazar ko hum taras gye..
.
Arey akhir aaj CID wale kahan marr gye..:P
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