Shahrukh Khan Joke

Manmohan Singh Jokes

Funny Pictures

Rahul Gandhi Jokes

"Tujhe Sab hai Pata .. Hai Na Maa"

:-D

Tiger Poor Jokes

This was a message we saw at a Tiger Reserve :-)

Latest Rajanikanth Jokes

Rajnikanth knows those two persons, .
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who shake hands in Nokia mobile phones :-D:-D:-D

Ra.One Jokes

8: All bachelors must see Ra.One to understand what PAIN means to married men.
9: Ra.One gives more pain than a wife – HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE.
10: Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill…! Put people behind bars who made such movie.
11: As SRK hates losing & hates messages he is surely going to take a break from Twitter. Now v came 2 know why he joined Google+ before RA1 release.
12: Faking News 100 people committed mass suicide after watching Ra.one!

RA ONE JOKES

1: Govt also declared 26th Oct as public holiday to celebrate the end of Ra1 promotions…!
2: Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1 . Rs.25,000 for those who left atinterval.
3: Breaking News…! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE’s release
4: Salman to SRK after watchin…… Ra.One, “Mujh par ekehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana”
5: Rahul Gandhi to meet people affected after seeing Ra.One.
6: Even Ra.mu doesn’t wanna waste time by watchin Ra.one…!

New Santa Banta SMS Joke

Latest Santa Banta SMS Joke:

Santa, Banta and Chanta were drunk,they stopped a taxi.

The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them,we have arrived.

  Chanta gave him money,
Santa said thanks but
Banta slapped him.

The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have realized that the car didn't move an inch.
so he asked,what was that for?

  Banta Replied "Oye, inni tez kyu chalai !! Ham mar jaate to ?? "

New CID Jokes

ACP PRADYUMNA in the latest CID Movie PRADU ONE
:-D

Exam Poor Joke :-)

This is how one feels in the last few minutes before the exam ends !! :-D

New CID Jokes

Shahrukh khan copied his dance steps from CID !!! :-D

Exclusive RA ONE Pictures of Shahrukh Khan

Exclusive RA ONE Pictures of Shahrukh Khan ! :-D

Funny way to click pictures

Funny ways people have to click pictures !

Rahul Gandhi Jokes

Rahul Gandhi Zindabad

Santa Banta SMS Jokes

Santa k sir se khoon nikal raha tha Dr – ye kaise hua?
Santa-me hath se diwar tod raha tha to kisi ne kaha
paji kabhi khopdi ka b istmal kar lia karo

Latest CID Jokes

Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Arz kiya hai
Pyar mein kisi ko dhoka na dena
Abhijeet says: Daya kidnapers ko bhagne ka moka na dena
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Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
Jara dhyan dena..
Manga rab se har pal mene tera hi sath hai
ACP says: Abhijeet pata lagao is khoon mein kiska hath hai.
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Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
Wah wah..
Garmi mein piyo jee bhar ke rasna
ACP says: Freddy chup raho, dubara mat hasna.
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Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Take it seriously..
Do pal ki zindagani hai aur jeete ja rahe hain
Daya says: Freddy tum yahi ruko, hum abhi aa rahe hain
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Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
Arz kiya hai
Pyar karne walo ko nahi hoti kisi ki khabar
ACP says: Salunkhe ye atmahatya hai ya murder.

Congress ka Ghar Jamai

Congress ka Ghar Jamai

Funny CID Jokes

Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
Wah Wah
Har kisi pe aitbar karna chod do
ACP says: Daya Darwaza tod do
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Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
Jara gor farmayega
Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogi
ACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi
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Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala hai
Wah Wah
Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala hai
Daya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai
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Rajnikanth Latest Jokes

Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student-Wrong question.
Pakistan student-No way.
American student-Its strange, how is it
possible?
Indian- RAJNIKANT
Two/Ten=wo/en (T with T cancel)
w=23rd letter
o=15th letter
e=5th letter
n=14th letter
So,
=23+15/5+14
=38/19
=2
Appadii... Yennnaa.... Raskala... Maths

Joke Share by : Arpita Trivedi :-)  Thank you !