PJ = Punjabi Joke

Origin of Punjabi Names -

Fast Friend =Tej-Pal Singh

Friend who listens to Jazz Music = Jaz-pal (Jaspal)

Punjabi who wins all singing competitions = Sur-Jeet

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Name Change PJ

In a small town in India, there lived a girl called Shruti.

One fine day in 2007, her parents decided to change her name. They began calling her Shaxis.

Why?????

Are news nahi padhte ho kya???

UTI has now become AXIS !!

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Separated at Birth? - Part 2

Chunkey Pandey

Wasim Akram

Similarity contributed by Aseem Baruaole

Click here to know more about "Separated at Birth"

Photo PJ

PJ Caption for photo:

Mahela and Mahila (महिला)

:-D

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Vintage PJ

In 1975, 6 birds were flying in the sky. Suddenly, 3 of them dropped dead on the ground.
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Becoz Gabbar had shot 3 bullets in the air !!

Fast Bowler PJ

यह तो सभी जानते हैं की भारतीय क्रिकेट टीम के पूर्व तेज़ गेंदबाज़ श्रीनाथ एक इंजिनियर हैं. पर यह बहुत कम लोग जानते हैं की वो computer programming में भी माहिर हैं.

श्रीनाथ को जानने वाले कुछ पंजाबी लोग तो इतना भी कहते हैं की श्रीनाथ programming language Java के इतने बड़े expert हैं की वो Java में गल (बात) कर सकते हैं!!

इस लिए उनका नाम है Java-गल श्रीनाथ !!

:-D

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Kambakth PJ

Once upon a time there was a guy called Joe.
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It was............. Kambakth Ishq !!

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"Kambakth Ishq hai Joe" :-D



Reader Quiz:-

Joe had a very close friend called Wo. Can you tell us his nick name?

:-P

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Cricket PJ

Dhawal Kulkarni, the young medium pacer from Mumbai, has been recently selected in the Indian Cricket Team.

Here is a little known fact about him. When he was a kid, his friends used to call him Dhawal Kul-bharni !!

Why????

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Socho socho..

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Are bhai.. simple hai..

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Jaisi "karni", waisi "bharni" !!!!

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Sawa Sher PJ

Agar aap ek Lion ko Intelligent banaana chahate hai to aap ko kya karna chahiye??
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Simple!!!!
Use khoob gaaliya de...
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Sher Gaali sun sun kar "Gali-Leo" (Galileo) Ban jaega...


Ufff....Deadly Poor Joke... :-P

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Children PJ

When there can be Books for children, TV channels for children, Movies for Children, Singing Competitions for Children, then....
WHY NOT Poor Jokes for Children.. :-P
He He...
So here is a PJ dedicated for Children...

All children ( and grownups with children size brains) are expected to leave a comment!!!!!


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by gareebjokes | Create your own Cartoon at www.toondoo.com

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Sweet Murder Mystery

Once there was a Murder in a Mithai Shop...
The police reached at the site of murder and inspected everything...
Who was caught as the Murderer??
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Nahi Pata??
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SImple Yaar..
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It was "KAJU KATALEE"

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Unbeatable PJ !!!!

Bollywood News:-
After the resounding success of their last venture "Race", Director Duo Abbas Mastaan are busy working on their next suspense thriller. This time, they are making a murder mystery based in the gambling capital of the world, Las Vegas.
The film is aptly titled, लाश Vegas !!

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Gareeb Jokes on Oye!! Its Friday!!!!

Gareeb Jokes hits new a new high!!!!!


(Farhan) Far"Haan" Akhtar is all Haan Haan for our Poor Jokes...
Gareeb Jokes has now been nominated amongst the top 10 Jokes at OYE !! ITS FRIDAT, BE FUNNY JEETO MONEY CONTEST!!!

Just goes to show that our jokes are being universally accepted as 1st Grade PJs...:-)
Here is the screen shot of Winner's List

We thank you all for the support that you have shown all the way through this!! We promise to bamboozle you all with our PJs more!!!!!

PS: The prize money of 10000 Rs shall be distributed amongst all the readers who post a praising Comment!!!
:-)

Fart-Buster PJs

What is a compulsive farter called ??
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Paad-ri !!
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Paadu-kone !!
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What is a biggest award that a farter can get?
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Paad-m-vibhushan !!
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PJ Quiz...

Bollywood heroines are famous for carrying their mothers along with them to the shooting sets. But strangely there was a hero in 1980s who was known to bring his dad to every place he went. Can you name that Actor????
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His name is
Amol Pa-Le-Kar.

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Electronics Engineer Joke

Disclaimer: This joke is strictly for Electronics and Computer Science Engineers. Others please follow the html links for details..

A classic discussion between two hardcore Electronics Engineers chatting with each other on their phones...

1st engineer:- "Hello"
2nd engineer:- "Hii..."

1st: "OR Batao" ( और बताओ )
2nd: "Hmm... AND Batao.."

1st: "NOR Batao..."
2nd: "NAND Batao"

1st: "NOR Batao"
2nd: "XOR Batao"
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:-P
THE END. :-P

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A very Bore Joke

What do you call a Cow which bores you alot..
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It is called as
"Pakau"... (Pa-cow)


Balle Balle..:-P

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PJ Thought Of The Day !!

Joke-o raakhe saaiyan,

Maar sake naa koye !!

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Abhishek and Aishwarya's Baby

Rumor Mills in Mumbai are rife with with the news that Abhishek and Aishwarya are expecting.

And what's more, they have even thought of a name for their yet to be born baby.

Can you guess what is it?

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They will call their baby ---- 98546 34543

What An Idea, Sirji !!

Christmas Poor Joke

Q:- What is Santa Clause's brother's name?
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A:- Banta Clause !!

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