Chemical Poor Joke

Why indian husbands are made of silver while american husbands r made of gold?


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indian wives call their husbands ae ji(Ag)

while american wives call their husbands hey u(Au)

Santa Banta Joke No 450

Santa: Jab mujhe thand lagti hai to main mombatti ke paas baith jata hoon.

Banta: Aur jab bahut thand lagti hai to.

Santa: To main mombatti jala deta hoon.
LOL

Ajeet Jokes Revisited

1) Ajeet : Is gaddaar ko shaampein mein dubaa do.
Raabert : Lekin kyon, baas?
Ajeet : 'Shame se' nahin to 'Pain' se mar jaayega...

2) Mona : Baas, Humne Toni se shaadi karni hai
Ajeet : Mona yeh bilkul nahi ho sakta
Mona : Lekin baas, yeh kyon?
Ajeet : Mona, tumne agar Toni se shaadi ke to yahan bahut monatony ho
jaigi.

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CID Facts

After CID JOKES, CID SHAYARI, CID PJs, it is time for CID FACTS. Please have a look:

PJ with a sting

One Cheenti (ant) knocks the door of a house. House owner opens the door.

"I want a place to stay", said the Cheenti ...

"I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost", said the owner. Cheenti went inside and occupied that vacant room.

After some days, the Cheenti brought in another Cheenti and requested the owner "Can you please allow this Cheenti to stay along with me".

"Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent" said the owner.

After some days the Cheenti brought one more Cheenti and requested the owner to allow that Cheenti to stay with it. Owner agreed to it without asking for any rent.

This continues and Cheenti brings in one more Cheenti and owner agrees for it. On one fine day, the Cheenti brought in the tenth Cheenti and requested the owner to allow that tenth Cheenti also to stay with it.

The owner said "Ok, you all can stay here but you need to pay rent".

Now the question is : Why did the owner ask for rent when the tenth Cheenti came in?

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Com'on, don't give up... just think, why Rent now?

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...Because they are now Tenants (Ten Ants)!!

Funny Quotes

Father :- A banker provided by nature.

Boss :- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Smile :- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Rumour :- News that travels at the speed of sound.

Dictionary:- The only place where divorce comes before marriage.

College :- A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Office :- A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.

Yawn :- The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Marriage :- It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.

Etc. :- A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee :- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Classic :- A book which people praise, but do not read.

Worry :- Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

Experience:- The name men give to their mistakes.

Tears :- The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

Atom Bomb :- An invention to end all inventions.

Raavan Jokes

Q1 )WHAT IS THE ADVANTAGE OF RAVAN`S 10 MOUTHS ?








HE CAN SING IN CHORUS !!!!

Q2) EMRAN HASHMI IS SERIAL KISSER... THEN WHAT IS RAAVAN???
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PARALLEL KISSER

Mathematical Joke

Prove that
Shantanu is Equal to Square Root of -1.
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Shantanu = Shant Anu
Shant = Silent & Anu = Particle
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Shantanu = Silent Particle
A Particle is Silent or motionless only if it is at Absolute Zero Temperature.
And Absolute Zero is a Imaginary and cannot be attained
Square Root of -1 is also imaginary.
Therefore Shantanu = Square Root of -1.

Punjabi Ramayana

Rocking Ramayana in Punjabi.. Read On !!!!

Potty Shayari

Jee Karta hai Choom lu teri Potty mai pade Hue Matar ke Daane Ko.....

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Jee Karta hai Choom lu teri Potty mai pade Hue Matar ke Daane Ko.....

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Kambakht Kabhi to tere Hotho se Hokar Guzra Hoga !!!!

Children PJ

Here is the Latest Children PJ for You All to Enjoy

PottyJokes

After Great Public Demand We are starting a new Tag at www.poorjokes.in called as The Potty Jokes .Potty Jokes as you all know are very dirty in nature and can lead to Vomit and potty itself .. So please be close to a bathroom near by...

Tatti Menu Found recently in a Hotel :

Moti tatti-90 paise.
Patli tatti-45 paise.
Lenda fry-2rs piece.
Lenda hard-5rs.
Tatti fruti-12rs.
Kali tatti with malai-15rs.
Pure yellow tatti-25rs.
Kala shahi mota lenda-30rs.
Emli di leendia da achar-20rs.
Tatti makhni-35rs plate.
Mix tatti-45rs.
Masala tatti-40rs.
Kadahi tatti wid gravy-50rs..
Kyu aa gaya na mooh vich pani.
 

So order hurry,
Offer valid till stock ends..;-)

A Lion Software Professional

In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also. On its first day after arrival,the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast.

The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India .

The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered.

The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, 'Don't you know I am the lion...king of the Jungle..., what's wrong with your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas to me?'

The delivery boy politely said, 'Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but .. Did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!

Moral of Story : Better to be a Lion in India than a Monkey elsewhere!!!!!

Santa Banta Joke No 256

A negro attended a night party without dress,

Santa Singh happened to attend the same marriage. Santa kept staring at the Negro for the whole party and was confused if the Negro had any dress on himself or was he nude . He Finally concluded that it was a black Suit that the Negro was wearing.
Impressed with the Negro, Santa went close to the Negro and whispered in his ears, "Your dress is nice but the tie's in the wrong place"

Raavan Jokes

Raavan (Hindi: रावण) is a forthcoming Hindi film written and directed by Mani Ratnam. It stars Abhishek Bachchan, Aishwarya Rai and Vikram in the lead roles while Govinda, Ravi Kishan, Nikhil Dwivedi, Tejaswini Kolhapure and Priyamani play key supporting roles.

Here is the PJ Submitted by Chhaya  made on the Movie Raavan:

Question: Why didn't Manirathnam take Amir to play the lead in Raavan?

 

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A - Because Amir would wait to grow 9 more heads to make his body 

perfect for the role :P

Hilarious Joke

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family dr to discuss the problem. the dr told him there is a simple test the husband could perform to give the dr a better idea about her hearing loss. so with that info, the husband went home to try it out. that evening the wife is on the kitchen cooking dinner and he was on the den. he says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's se what happens. then on a normal tone he asks, "honey, what's for dinner?" no response. so the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "honey, what's for dinner? still no response. next he moves to within 20 feet of his wife and asks, "honey, what's for dinner? " again he gets no response
so he walks right up behind her. "honey, what's for dinner?" Ralph, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!!!!!

CID Shayari ( Fan Post ) 3

Here are the CID Special Jokes submitted at our FACEBOOK FAN Page by our FAN Ashwini Singh.. Great Going Ashwini.....

CID Special:1.

Gam-e zindagi ne har dum aansu diye hai..
Gam-e zindagi ne har dum aansu diye hai...sir,lagat hai dono khoon 1 hi aadmi ne kiye hai.

2.sun sahiba sun,pyar ki dhun..
sun sahiba sun,pyar ki dhun..abhijeet says-omg,usi jagah par ek aur khoon..

3.Shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..
shaam ka suraj dhal chuka hai..abhijeet says-omg,sir yeh toh pehle se hi mar chuka hai..

4.Chanchal Chandani ko Chaand satta raha hai..

Chanchal Chandani ko Chaand satta raha hai..
Daya zara pata karo hum pe yeh itne jokes kaun bana raha hai.

 

 

 

Gali Galauj joke

A little boy was doing his math homework He said to himself, "Two plus six, that son of a bitch is eight. Three plus four, that son of a bitch is seven...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom.""And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked."Yes," he answered Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH s four."

4 Sardar !!

This 4 Sardar Series was submitted at our Face Book Fan page by our Fan Suraj Kumar Ekka.

4 sardaro ne mil ke 1 taxi li
Taxi kharab ho gayi.
Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya.
but taxi wahi ki wahi.
Kyu..?
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2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..

4 sardaro ne mil ke 1 taxi li
1 bhi sawari nahi. Kyu..?
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2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..

4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola.
1 bhi customer nahi aaya ..
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petrol pump was on 1st floor..

 

 

Funny Duck

A duck walks into a bar and asks bartender,"do u have any bread?" Bartender says, "we dont." Duck asks again,"do u have any bread?" bartender again pissed says, "i already said we dont!" For a third time duck asks,"do u have any bread?" Bartender says, "if u ask me for bread one more time im gonna nail ur fucking beak to the wall!" Duck then asks, "do u have any nails?" bartender says, "NO!"... duck asks, "do u have any bread?"