Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Funny Duck



A duck walks into a bar and asks bartender,"do u have any bread?" Bartender says, "we dont." Duck asks again,"do u have any bread?" bartender again pissed says, "i already said we dont!" For a third time duck asks,"do u have any bread?" Bartender says, "if u ask me for bread one more time im gonna nail ur fucking beak to the wall!" Duck then asks, "do u have any nails?" bartender says, "NO!"... duck asks, "do u have any bread?"

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