Friday, September 30, 2011

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Santa Banta Jokes

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knockd santa's door... santa opend it. b4 he cud speak, salesman rushed in to the leaving room and emptied a bag of cow shit on carpet...
salesman= sir if im unable to clean this up wid my new powerful vacuum cleaner in nxt 10 sec, i will eat all this shit
santa smiled and said= do u need a chilly or tomato sauce wid shit?
saleman= y?
santa= bcoz there is no electricity in d house.
moral: never b over smart and every santa is not fool ;)

Mathematical Poor Joke (PJ)

Ques in exam - Prove 2 / 10 = 2

Arts student : Out of syllabus
Commerce student : Question hi galat hai
Medical student : it?s strange yaar, ye kaise ho sakta hai?
...
 .........
 .........
Engineering student : it is very easy

TWO / TEN
= WO / EN

(W=23rd letter, O=15th letter,
E=5th letter & N=14th letter)

= 23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19

= 2