A new vacuum cleaner salesman knockd santa's door... santa opend it. b4 he cud speak, salesman rushed in to the leaving room and emptied a bag of cow shit on carpet... salesman= sir if im unable to clean this up wid my new powerful vacuum cleaner in nxt 10 sec, i will eat all this shit santa smiled and said= do u need a chilly or tomato sauce wid shit? saleman= y? santa= bcoz there is no electricity in d house. moral: never b over smart and every santa is not fool ;)