Rajnikanth Jokes Again

1.Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid. 
We now know him as Baba Ramdev..

2.Rajinikanth keeps Christmas presents under Santa Clause's pillow

3.Rajnikanth's next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikant swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and... Titanic in the other...