1. This has to be the Baap of all Rajni jokes:-
The film Anaconda was shot in Rajnikanth's underwear...!!

2.

Ek baar Rajnikanth aur John Abraham ne race lagayi. John on his Hayabusa & Rajni on a Cycle. Guess who won?
Ans) John Abraham. Kaise..??

Because Slow and Steady wins the Race...

3.Recession started with Rajni started saving..

4. Breaking news: Rajni is requested by the President and the govt to spare some time and participate in coming Olympics ...And in the national interest he has kindly agreed to do so but now the issue is knowing this...no other country is ready to participate...